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You Know You’re a Ninny If…

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Ooh, sunshine! And rain forecast for tomorrow. So I’d better get out there and write!

But first, let me air a few more of my archaic political beliefs that liberals say I should just shut up about.

Then there’s their beliefs. Those are not exactly farm-fresh. They’re also crazy. Anyhow, you know you’re a nincompoop if you believe:

*Government can create a paradise on earth, if only we give it enough money, worship, and coercive power.

*Human nature can be shaped like modeling clay; and The Smartest People In The World should be allowed to shape the rest.

*There’s probably no God, but we don’t need one because each of us carries an inner divinity. (Sorry, I don’t know how to say that without babbling.)

*Our news media are honest, fair, and accurate.

*There really are dozens of genders!

*College makes you smarter. Note I didn’t say “College makes you smart.” A wasp-sting makes you smart, too.

*A global government would be a really nice thing to have.

Sorry, but if you believe even one of these liberal flapjaws, your brain simply doesn’t work properly.

Yeahbut, yeahbut! Millions of people believe those things!

True–and look at the trouble that has gotten us into.

‘Book Review: “Kurby the Climate Change Clam”‘ (2016)

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For those who missed it, first time around, and for all of you who are new to this blog, here’s my review of Kurby the Climate Change Clam. 

https://leeduigon.com/2016/10/12/book-review-kurby-the-climate-change-clam/

If you missed any part of Book Review: Kurby the Climate Change Clam, or wish to read it again. well, all right, here it is, don’t let me stop you.

 

Scientific Study (LOL) Says Conservatives are Better-Looking then Liberals

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Even in 1952, Science had the answers

Hey! No nasty cracks about Maxine Waters or Michael Moore!

A “scientific study”–please remember that Science has all the answers–finds that conservatives tend to be physically more beautiful than liberals (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/01/10/conservatives-really-are-better-looking-research-says/?utm_term=.8701dc6041c9). “Numerous studies have shown that Colgate is an effective decay-preventive dentifrice–” oops! Wrong study.

“Numerous studies have shown that good-looking people are more likely to earn more, and that people who earn more are typically more opposed to redistribution policies, like the progressive taxes and welfare programs favored by the left.” Boooo! Hiss! Good-looking people are just naturally mean and selfish! Ugly people are so much nicer. Just ask any scientist.

Other “numerous studies” find that “the more attractive people believe themselves to be, the lower their preference for egalitarianism, a value typically associated with the political left.” How selfish can you get! Imagine, not wanting to punish someone for working hard and achieving something by grabbing his money and doling it out to ne’er-do-wells who sit around and play video games all day–but keeping most of it for the government.

Sorry: but to me, “egalitarianism,” at least when promoted by leftids, looks a lot like envy. It looks like one crab trying to climb out of the  basket and the others pulling him back.

The Washington Post concludes, “[L]ife is easier for those who have won the genetic lottery.”

But see, that’s why we need an all-powerful government with huge bureaucracies, so they can make everybody like totally equal and identical despite life’s lottery, because the genetic lottery isn’t fair, goldarnit,  and yeah, sure, they’ll have to break a few hundred million eggs as they try to make the omelet… but it’s gonna turn out fantastically great like we can’t even describe to you, so please just take Comrade Schumer’s word for it–”

I know some of you out there believe this bilge.

And shame on you.