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The Late Joe Collidge

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Are yiu reddy To rumple??

Dammit I amb not ded”!” That Is “a” toetle Lie!!!! Somb Hater Biggit thay kepp me “Out” of heer yeasterday becose he “Is” affrayed Of The Trooth!!!!!!!!

If thay can Not has Secks-Chainge Oprations then chillderen “thay” wil Die!!!!!!!!

Pairints thay Doo Not Cair abote chillderen,, utherwyse thay Wood “get” thare Ginder Re-Assined as sooon As “thay” get Borned!!!!!!

That thare Budd Lite guy he “Is” moar of a Wimmin thand Donold Trumpt whil evver Be!!!!

Trying “to” maik peeple thingk Im dead is a Hat Crimb!!!!!!

Peple wood “Stop” ded-naiming other peple iff thay “got sended” To “the” Electrickle Chare!!!!

All of theez heer Things i sayed, THEY ARE NOT OPINYINS BUTT FACKS!!!!!!!! Thay are trooe be-cawse I say thay Are troo!!!!! and I amb in collidge and Yiu Are Not so yiu shid jist Shut Up Awlreddty!!!!!!!!!!

 

You Know You’re a Ninny If…

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Ooh, sunshine! And rain forecast for tomorrow. So I’d better get out there and write!

But first, let me air a few more of my archaic political beliefs that liberals say I should just shut up about.

Then there’s their beliefs. Those are not exactly farm-fresh. They’re also crazy. Anyhow, you know you’re a nincompoop if you believe:

*Government can create a paradise on earth, if only we give it enough money, worship, and coercive power.

*Human nature can be shaped like modeling clay; and The Smartest People In The World should be allowed to shape the rest.

*There’s probably no God, but we don’t need one because each of us carries an inner divinity. (Sorry, I don’t know how to say that without babbling.)

*Our news media are honest, fair, and accurate.

*There really are dozens of genders!

*College makes you smarter. Note I didn’t say “College makes you smart.” A wasp-sting makes you smart, too.

*A global government would be a really nice thing to have.

Sorry, but if you believe even one of these liberal flapjaws, your brain simply doesn’t work properly.

Yeahbut, yeahbut! Millions of people believe those things!

True–and look at the trouble that has gotten us into.