Category: strange events

‘Dollars for Dog-Doo’ (2013)

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Who, me? 

Sheesh! Remember this (https://leeduigon.com/2013/07/)? A condo “community” in York County, Pennsylvania, decided to make all-out war on residents who don’t pick up their dogs’ poops.

They have devised a fool-proof, fantastically expensive, of testing cast-off feces for DNA and then tracing the DNA to the guilty dog. Everybody’s fees will have to go up, to pay for this–even if you don’t have a dog. They’ll come after the neon tetras in your fish tank.

I don’t know how this turned out.

Oy Rodney – Lee Duigon

[Note: If you’re wondering where Oy, Rodney is, I haven’t yet found it today and anyhow I got up really tired today and I need to sit out in the sun for a while. I know, I know–you were all agog to get the latest news from Scurveyshire. Well, we’ll see.]

How in the World… ?

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I can understand a cat liking to sleep on a pile of soft plush toys. What I can’t understand is how the cat got inside the claw machine. Did he pay a quarter?

And, um, how does he get out?

Somewhere out there we’ll find the answers.

‘Warning! Disgusting Content’ (2016)

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Big-shot liberals want us to degrade ourselves so they can laugh at us… and believe in their “right” to lord it over us.

If they can ever get us to accept their dinner menu, they’ll have won. Everything.

Warning! Disgusting Content

So here it is, here’s what they want us peasants to eat: “insects, blood, and feces.”

First let’s see them serve up this **** at a Democrat fund-raiser.

She Says She’s a Turtle

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[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]

Where does fruitlessly fooling around end and genuine mental illness begin?

You Can’t Make This Up: Oregon’s MENTAL HEALTH Advisory Board Includes Member Who Identifies as a TURTLE

I think the likelihood is very high that this person does not, in fact, sincerely “identify as a turtle.” I think it’s doing something asinine because she’s convinced no one will stop her, no one will rein her in, and she can insult the whole state of Oregon with impunity. If she sincerely believed she was a turtle, she wouldn’t be wearing human clothes, would she?

And she has a quasi-governmental post! Governed by nincompoops. Way to go, Oregon. We thought we were badly off in New Jersey, but we don’t hold a candle to the sorry spectacle that your state has consented to become.

Enter the Cyclops (‘Oy, Rodney’)

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Oy Rodney – Lee Duigon

Suddenly the sun was blotted out, and the great horned head, its one eye shining in the fog like a polished spatula before it scoops up any pancakes, slowly rises over the humped back of Pnath Hill… It is the Cyclops.

That quote comes straight out of Chapter 531 (or whatever) of Violet Crepuscular’s immoral classic, Oy, Rodney. If you’re looking for interminable romance with bells attached, pilgrim, you’ve found it!

But back to the Cyclops!

From his perch on the root of Coldsore Hall, the American adventurer Willis Twombley, who thinks he’s Sargon of Akkad, ostentatiously takes aim at the cyclops’ single eye.

“If there’s anything I hate,” he cackles, “it’s a fake cyclops. Those dang-nab Elamites were always trying to run that scam. Well, here comes payback!”

Lord Jeremy Coldsore interrupts, with an unbecoming belch. “I say! Won’t that gentleman get rather fierce, if you take pot shots at him?”

“You just leave the cyclops to me, Germy!”

He takes careful aim, checks which way the wind is blowing… and shoots.

The bullet pings off the cyclops’ horn and wounds a woolly mammoth who has already been winged once and isn’t happy about it.

With an ear-piercing trumpet, the mammoth bears down on Lord Jeremy’s front door.

“And that’s all you get for now!!” adds Ms. Crepuscular. “There is a point where shilly-shallying must give way to pure suspense, or the reverse will happen and then you have a stupid book.”

Is the woolly mammoth really on the brink of being ...

(An Elamite hoax?)

Am I Really Here?

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I need some restful sleep. I need for my mind to STOP manufacturing silly s*** that scares me.

Like last night, for instance. I dreamt I was out on the sidewalk trying to talk to people, but they just ignored me. Along came my old friend, Jim–at last, a friendly face! “Jim! Jim! Boy, am I glad to see you!”

But he neither saw nor heard me. Just went on his way.

Maybe I was a ghost and didn’t know it.

So, yeah, I’m worried about my immediate future, I need your prayers and am not ashamed to ask for them, and I’d like to get back into the visible world.

Meanwhile, I guess it’s time to move on to the nooze. Calloo, callay, O frabjous day…

Forgot the Title!

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“Timber!!!…?”  [Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]

Here’s something to think about while waiting to undergo surgery.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/whale-swallows-kayaker-video-i-thought-i-was-dead/

I mean, it could be worse–right? You could get swallowed by a whale. Sure, it spits you out as soon as it notices you’re not a fish, or plankton (with some people it’s hard to tell the difference), but that’s enough time to get seriously freaked out.

Ach, now… Get ready for the hospital.

Supercat to the Rescue!

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You let your little dog out one night to pee, and before you can think what to do, out of the shadows spring two coyotes to attack your dog.

But wait! Here comes your cat! The two coyotes run away, rather than face the wrath of the angry black cat. . Your cat has saved your dog. The video is quite clear about that. As for the cat: “Don’t mess with my family, butt-heads!”

Just when you think you’ve got cats all figured out…

 

UK: Too Much Farmland?

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Of course it’ll work! I’m the king, aren’t I?

Britain has too much farmland! So says the UK government, proposing that up to 10% of its farmland has to go (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/02/01/great-reset-tenth-of-england-farmland-needs-to-be-rewilded-to-meet-green-agenda-says-govt-report/).

Aren’t you glad you live here instead?

The government says a tenth of Britain’s farmland must be “rewilded”–do you know what that means? I don’t!–in order to meet “climate goals.” They also want to raise farmers’ inheritance taxes. Hey! Maybe they could just wipe out family farms altogether.

Britain needs a new government, ASAP. They’re already importing some 40% of all the food they eat. What will they do if there’s another war and they, as an island nation, find themselves cut off by an enemy blockade? Didn’t think of that, did they?

I didn’t want to write up any nooze today; but this item certainly shows you what can happen when your country is ruled by environmental wackos.

 

Fish Chomps Down on ‘Mermaid’s’ Head

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The fish chomped down on the performer’s head, scaring children watching. NewsXOut there in China–the name’s much too complicated for me to post here–they put on a little show at the aquarium in Primitive Forest Park. The mermaid was a Russian swimmer (no last name given). The first was unidentified–although it looked like a sturgeon to me.

If you look at the top of the picture you’ll see the fish sort of licking its lips (https://nypost.com/2025/01/29/us-news/giant-fish-bites-mermaid-performers-head-in-front-of-screaming-children/)

I wonder why there aren’t more incidents like this. I once had a long conversation with a woman who worked at the Boston Aquarium–worked underwater, I add. She said the only problem there was the sea turtles. You had to be careful not to let them get too close, or sneak up behind you. They bite. It hurts.

But the sharks, the stingrays, the barracudas–they know the attendant’s going to feed them, so why start trouble?

I don’t know. Ask the sturgeon.