‘Chicago Teachers Back on Strike’ (2022)

Thousands of Chicago teachers go on strike after failing to reach contract deal - ABC News

Y’know, people: those teachers’ unions, they keep leaving the escape hatch open, and you don’t go through! There has never been a more favorable time to leave the public schools behind–forever!–and commit to homeschooling.

Or would you rather just keep paying school taxes while the teachers go on strike every few months?

Chicago Teachers Back on Strike

This is the same Chicago teachers’ union that sent a delegation to Venezuela to (LOL) “learn” from Hugo Chavez, socialist dictator. They were crazy about him. But they’re just plain crazy at the best of times.

If this country ever goes belly-up, teachers’ unions will be among the chief culprits.

 

Revolutionary People’s Socialism Really Works!

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Under President-for-Life Oscar Bugito Calabasa, the Democratic People’s Republic of El Pulco has embarked on a new program of “revolutionary social justice.”

RSJ is very simple! Every day, the regime randomly puts someone to death by firing squad. At the same time, another citizen, also chosen at random, is lavishly rewarded. Reasons for both the punishment and the reward are provided days later… or not at all.

“It keeps the little campesinos on their toes, no?” quipped the Supreme Leader. “I am also thinking of starting a contest called Guess the Reason. Everyone will be required to play! And if you can guess the reason why we executed someone on that day–hey! We promise not to kill you tomorrow!”

Meanwhile, the lavish rewards of the day feature such items as a loaf of bread no more than two weeks old, a pair of shoes with recently patched soles, a book of El Presidente’s Meditations on Life in Places Like Boston That I Never Been To, a plastic harmonica, or even a pair of wax lips. Wack-O-Wax Wax Lips 24-Count Box, Cherry Flavor

“Here in El Pulco,” said The Glorious Commander, “we take social justice very seriously! Two principles have guided me: One, Everyone is guilty of something! And two, You can’t overthrow a government that gives you free stuff! And as you can see, they really work!”

The Chicago teachers’ union recently honored Calabasa as its Role Model of the Year. “We’ve always told you socialism really, truly works! And all it takes is half a chance… and some firing squads!”

Re-Opening Schools Is… Racist?

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They’re red, all right–through and through

They’re trying to get the schools re-opened in Chicago, and the Chicago Teachers Union is suing to prevent it (https://nypost.com/2020/12/10/chicago-story-exposes-the-rank-selfishness-of-us-teachers-unions/?utm_source=AOL).

When we last heard of the CTU, they’d sent a delegation to Venezuela to praise the dictator and try to learn how to bring his brand of socialism to America. That was just last year (https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-chicago-teachers-union-venezuela-trip-20190819-tbpa3lhjifduxgupdxfs3mosr4-story.html).

Current efforts to get children back to school, the Chicago Teachers Union said on its website, are “rooted in sexism, racism, and misogyny.” They have since deleted this statement, it having hinted to the plebs out there that teachers are addled ideologues who shouldn’t be entrusted with “educating” anybody.

Don’t get me wrong: every day kids spend out of public school is a day they won’t be exposed to anti-American ravings and bizarre schemes for societal re-engineering. We believe in Christian homeschooling and Christian schools.

Still… Let’s see… If sending kids back to school to be “taught” by teachers’ union members is sexist and racist… doesn’t that make you wonder about those schools?

One thing we can be sure of: America, the teachers’ unions are definitely not your friend.

If You Can’t Believe the Truth, Believe a Lie

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They’re not on your side, boys and girls…

We keep wondering how anyone who is not clinically insane, or abysmally stupid, can believe in socialism. Well, here’s how.

The Chicago Teachers’ Union has sent a delegation to Venezuela to “learn what we can” from the socialist nation and proclaim the union’s “solidarity” with the dictatorial regime that has turned one of the more prosperous countries in South America into a hell-hole (https://wirepoints.org/viva-maduro-the-chicago-teachers-unions-trip-to-venezuela-wirepoints-original/).

Y’know, we keep telling you about those teachers’ unions–the ones that run your schools–and you don’t listen…

Anyway, the Chicago teachers have nothing but high praise for every aspect of the socialist regime. All the–ahem!–little “problems” that you hear about–people starving, no electricity available, zoo animals devoured because there’s nothing else to eat, everything done at gunpoint–well, those are all America’s fault, no one else’s. According to the “Radical Educators’ Collective”–again, your teachers’ unions, folks–the delegates from Chicago were especially impressed by Venezuela’s wonderful “communes.”

Now, if you know history, you know that during the 1920s and 1930s intellectuals and journalists from all the Western countries flocked to Russia to marvel at the glorious wonderfulness of the Soviet Union; and you know that mostly they were shown what are remembered as “Potemkin villages”–stage sets, as it were, put up as a show for gullible foreign visitors who really wanted to believe that communism had finally found the answers to all life’s problems… and returned to their home countries babbling about what a fine job Comrade Stalin was doing.

They know it’s crap, but they make a conscious choice to believe it and to blot out all evidence to the contrary.

It’s one of those things that never changes.