Did They Really Think This Would Fool Anybody?

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Bad enough they spy on us… do they have to take us for fools, too?

The Dept. of Education’s “National Parents & Families Engagement Council”–I’m already LOL–has been ordered disbanded, terminated, kaput after only a few months’ existence (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-education-dept-disbands-national-parents-council-parental-rights-groups-sue).

But that’s only because several parents’ rights groups sued them. They’ve agreed to drop the lawsuits if the DOE would drop the “council.” Those lawsuits must have had a very good chance of succeeding, for SloJo’s Far Left Crazy administration to throw in the towel before the first round started.

I mean, really–a Dept. of Education that gets caught spying on parents, and is in bed with the teachers’ unions, and ravaging the country with Critical Race Theory and drag queens for the kiddies… The only thing they know about parents and families is that they’d like to wipe them out of existence. You wonder if these people were hatched from eggs and started life as caterpillars.

Anyway, the “parents’ council” (good grief!) was full of Far Left “activists, chock-full of weirdos, and the law says it’s supposed to be “free of outside influence by any special interest.” It only hurts when I laugh.

We are governed by people who despise us.

That’s the end product of our last two elections.

‘”Science” and “Diversity”–Oh, Boy!’

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Happy little robots all!

By cracky, they’ll preach “diversity” at you till the cows come home; but heaven forbid they ever practice it.

‘Science’ and ‘Diversity’–Oh, Boy!

I mean, their motto ought to be “To think is to group-think.” You’ll find more individuality in an ant-hill. And they’re supposed to be “science” willies. I don’t know what they mean by “science.” Maybe it’s “whatever everybody thinks” at the moment.

Just try to inject some “diversity” into any academic milieu and see what happens. Be prepared to duck.

‘Can You Believe They Said This With a Straight Face?’ (2017)

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Libs are always complaining when the power of speech is exercised by people who aren’t them. That’s when speech becomes “divisive” and a Democrat government has to rein it in! For our own good, of course.

Here are two jidrools practicing lib-speak.

Can You Believe They Said This With a Straight Face?

Did you get that? Hillary Clinton slyly suggests that Donald Trump might be plotting to assassinate “journalists.” Michelle Obama chimes in with the assertion that all women ought to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman. (Gee, Mike, you’d be really mad if someone said all white people ought to vote for Trump because he’s white, too.)

Midterm elections are just around the corner. Have you checked the batteries on your B.S. detector?

Oh, No! Illegals Flown to Martha’s Vineyard!

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Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren (D-Loonyland) is screaming bloody murder because Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has flown 50 illegal aliens to the posh Democrat casbah, Martha’s Vineyard (https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/warren-furious-desantis-new-low-shipping-migrants-marthas-vineyard).

Warren said it was “cruel”–cruel, mind you!–and “a new low” to transport illegals to a Democrat resort island. One is reminded of Monty Python’s Spanish Inquisition skit, in which a man is threatened with “the comfy chair.”

Hey, they’d better behave themselves on Martha’s Vineyard–or the next stop will be Club  Med.

Is it even necessary to point out that all these Democrats who call for sanctuary cities and sanctuary states screech like scalded cats the moment it’s their turn to provide the sanctuary? Yo, Pokey! You asked for sanctuary cities, and now you’ve got one. Enjoy it while you contemplate your double standard.

New Thought Crime: ‘Election Denial’

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Democrats have been trying for years to get “Climate Change Denial” declared a crime, punishable by fines and/or imprisonment. They’re still working on that, but now they’ve come up with another offense that they think ought to get you into a world of hurt–

“Election Denial” (https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/shove-election-denier-straight-up-your-a/).

Far Left Stupid think tanks have been fuming over “the myth of voter fraud”–hell’s bells, there ain’t no voter fraud! Joe Biden spends most of the campaign hiding in his cellar, nobody comes to his rallies… and he still gets 81 million “votes” (heh-heh), more than Obama got, by Jove! Nothin’ wrong here.

Now, you must understand… it’s only Election Denial when Republicans do it. After Election Day, 2016, Democrats everywhere spent every single day for the next four years denying Donald Trump’s electoral victory. Never coulda happened! We was robbed! Hillary’s the rightful president! Robert “Meat-head” Reiner even declared that Hillary Clinton should just “take over,” election be damned.

When Democrats do it, it’s not Election Denial. Denying 2016 is not Election Denial, but denying the travesty in 2020… is. Got that?

At least now we know that what they want is a “mild species of dictatorship” backed up by a “flexible” Constitution that lets them crush anyone who gets in their way. They’ve made that crystal-clear.

They’ll still get the chucklehead vote. They won’t have to cheat for that.

 

‘It Ain’t Hate When Libs Do It’ (2017)

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It’ll be the firing squad next

I wonder if this policy is still in force: California state employees are not allowed to travel to any other states that big shots in California deem “hateful.” “Hate,” of course, meaning any failure to embrace with intense enthusiasm whatever Far Left Crazy tells you to embrace.

It Ain’t Hate When Libs Do It

Get it? If you work for California, you’re not allowed to travel in Red states. This should be hard, because from North Dakota to Texas is a solid barrier of Red states. How do they propose to get from California to Chicago or New York? Someone didn’t look at a map first.

But who expects California to make any sense?

Where Have the ‘Pregnant People’ Gone?

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A few days ago it was “pregnant people,” and if you said “pregnant women,” you were a “transphobe” and a hater: you denied that men could get pregnant! Boo! Hiss! And in the Portland, Oregon, school lavatories, they were making “period products” available to boys. ‘Cause boys can have periods, too, dontcha know.

Suddenly that’s all gone. Suddenly we’re back to “women’s health”–the Far Left Crazy’s euphemism for abortion. Killing unborn babies is “women’s health.” Restricting abortion is back to restricting “a woman’s right to choose.”

Where was “My body, my choice” when they were talking about vaccine mandates? What happened to that choice?

The hypocrisy is deafening. Well, when you’re dealing with people who deny there’s any such thing as truth, you have to expect that.

As our friend “Unknowable” says, if abortion is the hill they want to die on, let them.

 

A Funny Thing Happened on Her Way to the Climate Change Rally

“Send me a helicopter, my car conked out!”

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]

The former mayor of San Luis Obispo was hot to attend the big Climbit Change rally in San Francisco; so she hopped into her electric car…

And never got there, because she couldn’t find a charging station that was open (https://calcoastnews.com/2022/01/slo-climate-change-activist-heidi-harmons-electric-car-calamity/). Don’t you hate it when that happens?

At one point she contemplated ordering a helicopter to pick her up and fly her to the rally.  Carbon footprint, anyone? Oh, wait–that only applies to us peasants.

The mayor not long ago stepped down from her office “to battle climate change.” Boy howdy. What is it like to actually be one of these people? “I’m going to San Francisco in my electric car to battle climate change!” Uh-huh. Make sure you wear a flower in your hair. And galoshes on your feet.

True, a normal gasoline-powered car might have failed her. Out of gas, flat tire, vapor lock: these things happen. But aren’t you supposed to, like, check to make sure your battery is charged before embarking on a long trip?

“Shut up! I’m saving the planet!”

Maybe someday technology will take us to a world of electric cars. But we have leftids trying to force this thing to happen before its time. They’d also like for you to have a car which the government can remotely disable if they decide you’ve traveled far enough for one week.

I wonder how many truly, deeply, goofy mayors we have in this country.

Salvation Army Goes… Bad

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Hey, Sunshine! Let’s talk about your racism!

I didn’t want to post this news, and kept putting it off. In a way, it isn’t really “news”–it was first reported back in June, but no one noticed. And it’s been in the works for years, since 2007.

The Salvation Army is going “woke” (https://www.newsweek.com/salvation-armys-donors-withdraw-support-response-racial-wokeness-initiative-1645658). It’s CEO, “General” Brian Peddle, thinks white people should apologize for being white.

[Personal note: If I were to go up to any of my black neighbors and “apologize” for my skin color, which makes me guilty of every bad thing that’s ever been done, they would stare at me as if I were insane.]

A Bible verse springs to mind: [N]either cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you” (Matthew 7:6).

Last year Americans donated $1.8 billion to the Salvation Army; and it was pearls cast before swine. And then the swine attacked us. They took some of that money and used it to organize compulsory “racial equity training” in Critical Race Theory for all its staff and officers. We are not told how much they spent on that.

They also spent donated money to create a “guide” called “Let’s Talk About Racism.” Gee, Starbuck’s did the same stupid thing a few years ago and got laughed off the stage. But the Salvation Army has done it much more quietly.

Now, if the color of my skin makes me automatically guilty, automatically bad, then I guess my money’s bad and guilty, too–why should you want any of it?

Well, you aren’t going to get any. Not from me. My wife and I had a monthly pledge to the Salvation Army. Not any more.

I hate to see the Salvation Army cancel itself as a force for good! They have to repent. They have to clean up their act.

Fire their CEO, let Mr. Peddle go peddle his papers somewhere else. Fire the External Communications Manager, who has the brass to deny they’re doing any CRT at all. Fire anyone and everyone who has had anything to do with turning the Salvation Army into a mob of racist ranters.

Because, folks, we are sick and tired of “woke” and we are waking up to the fact that we have to get rid of it.

Do you want to go down with that ship?

‘Obama, Libs Whine About “Fake News”‘ (2016)

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Waddaya mean, I lost???

To hear leftids tell it, Republicans invented carping about election results and trying to get them overturned. Spend a few minutes in the post-election nooze from 2016 and you’ll see what a load of baloney that is.

Obama, Libs Whine About ‘Fake News’

Remember! When Democrats wail and gnash their teeth over you consuming “fake news,” what they mean is, you’ve got the wrong fake news! The fake news from CNN, the New York Times, and all the rest of our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media–that’s the fake news they want you to believe.

To a Democrat, “misinformation” means anything that doesn’t help them push their agenda and acquire power over other people.