Hey, We Try REPRINT

From August 8, 2019

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On this blog alone there are enough “education follies” posts to fill a good-sized book–actual news reports of real follies and outrages perpetrated by what we laughingly call “public education.”

In spite of the mass of information to the contrary, tens of millions of our fellow Americans continue to send their children to public schools to be educated by strangers trained by very Far Left teachers’ unions–and then on to college to finish the job. Why do they do this?

After some fruitless conversation in a chat room yesterday, it was made clear to me again, for the umpteenth hundredth time, that people simply refuse to believe the truth about public education. The truth is plain for all to see: it would take some effort to miss it. Nevertheless, most of America does not see. Decide for yourself whether it’s because they really can’t see or have just chosen, obstinately, not to see.

Yesterday the thing they refused to believe (the people I was chatting with) was that the single biggest lesson taught in public schools is that your age-group peers–other kids–are the most important people in your life. So you must please them, you must conform to their expectations, you must try, no matter what the cost, to be popular. They are much more important than your family. Your family is so un-cool! Boring! But conformity with your “friends” is everything.

That was the case even when I went to school, way back when.

It is still the case now.

Uh, people–could you, like, just take a minute to look at our freakin’ culture? Do you like what you see? Really?

Sing louder.

Keep trying.

God help us.

Losers Wear Safety Pins REPRINT

 

From November 12, 2016

Whine, whine, snivel, snivel…

Now for a brief excursion into Ninnyland.

Liberals just can’t stand it that the people told their candidate, Careless Clinton, to take a hike. How could they? The ungrateful wretched peasants! And so, to register their protest against reality, they have taken to wearing safety pins on their outer clothing ( http://www.mediaite.com/election-2016/people-are-wearing-safety-pins-to-protest-trump-and-signal-that-theyre-a-safe-space/ ).

See, that’s supposed to be a signal to other sissy liberals: “It’s okay, I’m as big a twollop as you are, it’s safe for you to talk to me! You won’t hear anything at all that you don’t want to hear.”

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things: it was your side, your precious crooked Democrats, who recruited thugs and paid them to invade Trump rallies to touch off violent incidents. It’s your side who physically attacks anyone wearing a Trump button or T-shirt. It’s your side that’s doing all the rioting. It’s Democrats that it isn’t safe to be around.

The safety pin nonsense was started by dopes in the UK who are all bent out of shape because regular people voted to secede from the European Union. That makes them all racists, you know. And biggits.

But decades before that, sado-masochists–one of those “minorities” so cherished by liberals–used to wear safety pins so they could recognize a kindred spirit in a crowd.

Well, liberalism is nothing if it’s not masochism.

Satanic, or Just Plain Loony? REPRINT

 

I went back and tried to bring over the video to this post, but I couldn’t. If you wish, you can watch it on YouTube    PD  2/24/2026

From June 8, 2016

 

On June 1 this wack-fest was held to celebrate the opening of the Gotthard Base Tunnel under the Alps, in Switzerland. I have selected the shortest of many videos that illustrate–well, I don’t know what it illustrates.

To me the images created for this event seem like something from a badly damaged brain shorting out just before it flat-lines. To others, it’s a lot of New World Order/Illuminati code and symbolism that reveals a satanic origin. Or maybe the Swiss are just trying to one-up the Presbyterian Church USA: their General Conference opening ceremonies are generally a hoot.

I don’t believe in secret cabals of fiendishly clever villains micro-managing world history in the service of their master, Satan. But I do believe in fiendishly stupid or demented, overpaid, overpraised, in-love-with-themselves big shots who blunder into one folly, one mass sin, after another… in the service of their master, Satan.

As weird and apparently lunatic as the images in this ceremony are, what’s weirder still is the gallery of well-dressed, obviously upper-crust ninnies soberly and sagely watching it all.

They’re the ones, I think, we have to watch out for.

Another Incident to Shame America REPRINT

 

From June 18, 2015

Our country continues to lurch into abnormalcy. For instance–

Recently a Florida family was nearly destroyed, and certainly tormented, by a government agency laughingly called “Child Protective Services” ( http://liberty247.net/cps-seizes-boy-for-playing-in-own-yard/ ). It seems the 11-year-old boy came home from school, his folks weren’t home yet, so he shot some baskets for a while… in his family’s own yard, waiting for his parents, who had been held up by traffic and bad weather.

That was their crime. Inevitably, a neighborhood busybody called the fuzz to report an unsupervised child–oh, the horror of it all!. The machinery of the state swung into action. The parents were busted, strip-searched (!), and thrown in jail for a night. The boy was taken away from his family for a month.

All according to Florida law.

Why do we have such laws? Our civil authorities can’t or won’t do a blamed thing to protect us from being invaded by illegal aliens, or having our towns and cities torn apart by rioters, nor do they seem all that effective against regular criminals–but oh, baby, they are hell on wheels when it comes to crushing peaceful, law-abiding citizens! What? There’s a kid playing basketball without Da-Da looking over his shoulder? Lemme at ’em, lemme at ’em! Calling all cars, calling all cars! Be on the lookout for a kid shooting hoops…

Why do we tolerate this? No wonder our kids are obese, with a prison pallor, and do nothing but sit on the couch and play video games and text each other. That’s all they’re allowed to do! Childhood in suburban America has become a prison sentence, with no time off for good behavior.

You’d swear somebody in charge was trying to engineer out of the American mind all capacity for independent action, independent thought. Then you remember that this is precisely what our “progressive” policy-makers and educators have been trying to do for going on a hundred years.

And now they’re doing it. Doing it to our children and their parents.

And we’re letting them do it.

Shame, shame, shame upon a conquered nation, and freedom surrendered for the asking.

Global Warming Froze Our Parking Lot REPRINT

From February 15, 2014

As Global Warming continues to pile snow and ice on our neighborhood, we have observed some peculiar behavior.

We pay to park in our neighbors’ lot next door. Because our building doesn’t have a driveway or a parking lot, the only alternative is to park on the street and have our cars buried by the passing snow plows. I gave that up when some drunk totaled my car, speeding down the street in the middle of an ice storm.

Well, everybody’s been getting stuck in this parking lot lately. The owner of half of the lot refuses to have it plowed because he put down gravel in the summer and he doesn’t want the gravel to be plowed up. So it’s a mess.

Next door to the parking lot is a school. Because children must never be allowed more than a minute or two without adult supervision, when school lets out, a mob of cars descends on it–unemployed moms and dads, taking time out from writing poetry and composing geometrical theorems, have to pick up their kids, who must not be allowed to walk home.

In all weather, one of their favorite tricks is to block the entrance to the parking lot next door. But in this weather, they force their cars up the private driveway to wait for their kids on someone else’s private property. Sometimes they get stuck in all the Global Warming. The lout who got stuck yesterday grabbed a tenant’s snow shovel, dug his car free, and left the shovel lying in the middle of the lot as he drove off with his kid.

Oh, look–it’s snowing again! If only we paid higher taxes and gave up all our freedoms, our glorious leaders and scientific sages would put a stop to this weather.

And I am the Sultan of Swat.

Oregon Dems Kill Bill to Care For Babies Who Survive Abortion

February 18, 2026

It breaks my heart to write this.  It also enrages me.

Democrats in Oregon voted against bringing a bill to the House floor Monday.  This bill would have provided care for babies who survive abortion, giving them the same standard of care as other newborns.  Representative Court Boice introduced Amy Miles who was born alive in 1980.  She is a wife and mother who represents and speaks out for the many babies that survive abortion each year.  Oregon is one of the most radical abortion states, allowing abortion up until the moment of birth.

Why not just call it premeditated murder?

That’s what it is.

I truly do not understand why a police officer can’t walk into the room and say ” I am here to prevent the premeditated murder of an American citizen. ”

I know that is an oversimplification, but it is the truth.

How did we ever get here?

What happened to the Democrats?  They used to be normal.

A lot of things used to be normal.

Not anymore.

Self-Education via Pop Music: Foolishness 101 REPRINT

 

From June 13, 2017

One of the ways we continually educate ourselves is by consuming pop culture. And just so you don’t think this present time has a lock on truly ridiculous ideas expressed in music, dig this award-winning turkey from 1962, sung by Jack Jones: Lollipops and Roses.

Do you believe these lyrics? “Make it her birthday each day of the week…” On Dec. 31 she’ll be 365 years old. But even more preposterous, “One day she’ll smile, next day she’ll cry,/ Minute to minute, you’ll never know why…” Sounds like she’s more than ready for the rubber room. Can you imagine living with somebody like that?

So much of our music, our movies and TV, our books, teach us an awful lot of pazoo about how we ought to relate to one another. Do you really think nobody actually picks up on this teaching? No one’s influenced by it? Well, bunkie, there’s a whole advertising industry that’s betting that you’re wrong. And a whole public education industry, too, for that matter.

The only reason nobody gets a degree in Being a Dope is that nobody needs one.

Prof Seeks Funds for Zombie Study REPRINT

From December 16, 2015

If you still don’t believe me, that college is a waste of time and money, there are way too many young people in college, there are way too many colleges and universities, etc.–well, read on.

First, let me just give you, verbatim, the lead to this news story from Latinos Health.

“Can a zombie apocalypse really occur? [No] Tara Smith, an associate professor from Ohio’s Kent State University, is issuing an international call to action to fund and promote studies on how to prevent a possible zombie outbreak.” (http://www.latinoshealth.com/articles/13743/20151215/zombie-apocalypse-possibility-rise-infection-trigger-international-call-action-expert.htm )

Zombie-ism is also being studied at Cornell.

Apparently they don’t understand, at our glorious institutions of higher learning, that there is no such thing as a zombie. Well, hey, if you can study an imaginary thing like man-made Global Warming, you might as well study zombies, too.

All right, at the very bottom of the article they say they’re popularizing Science, and trying to capture public attention for needed scientific work, by tying it in with… zombies.

Uh, Prof, do your students know there’s no such thing as zombies? Have you made that clear to them? Betcha haven’t.

So here we are, a bunch of interllecturals, schnorring for public money, taxpayers’ money, so we can study zombies! Like we don’t already take in enough moola in tuition?

America would be twice as good a country with half as many universities.

Sloshing Through the Theme Park REPRINT

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From November 8, 2023

Obviously we need to replace the dog’s image with a human’s.

It looks like public defecation is really catching on!

First it was homeless people in our great Democrat cities. Now it’s people waiting in line for rides at Disneyland and Disneyworld (https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/11/07/report-people-defecating-in-line-on-disney-theme-parks/). Employees say it’s been going on for years now.

The wait time is pretty long for some of those rides (get a life!), an hour and up. Well, if you’re going to one of those parks anytime soon, better bring a pair of galoshes.

Apparently taking a dump in public has become okay. Like shoplifting. Somehow it’s Social Justice to crap on the sidewalk and steal stuff. Thank you, public education. Thank you, Hollywood. Thank you, churches of what’s-happenin’-now. Turned our culture into a spittoon, haven’t you?

Oh! And thank you, Disney! The biggest culture-killers in the country.

More Artificial Stupidity: It’s Getting Dangerous REPRINT

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Maybe the robot doesn’t have the answers!

From May 28, 2024

Mozilla has pleaded with Google to turn off Google AI Overview–turn it off before it does serious damage.

Arstechnica.com goes into more detail (https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/05/googles-ai-overview-can-give-false-misleading-and-dangerous-answers/). As you know, robots are mindless; and they don’t have a sense of humor. So AI Overview sometimes provides “false, misleading, and dangerous answers” to users’ questions.

(Oh, but only sometimes! answer Google bigwigs.)

One of AI Overview’s little foibles is to take jokes (!) as facts: e.g. putting glue on pizza to keep the cheese from falling off, or “add more oil to a cooking fire.” Well, a robot doesn’t know a joke when it sees one, does it?

I’m beginning to wonder: Is there anything some people won’t do, to avoid thinking? How badly do we need this “Artificial Intelligence”? How many “Sorry about that!” moments are we prepared to accept?

What will my toaster-oven advise?