Google ‘Artificial Intelligence’: A Festival of Ignorance

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[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]

When Henry Ford said “History is bunk,” he never could have imagined how right he was. It just took 100 years to catch up to him.

Google has, uh, “paused” its Gemini AI Image Generation because of  “inaccuracies” (LOL) in historical photos. Which is to say that, according to Google AI, there are no white persons in history. Presidents, scientists, popes, inventors–you name it!–all of history is Woke and everyone who ever played a role in history is anything but white. Only POCs (“Persons of Color”) made any history,

They may not have achieved true Artificial Intelligence, but they’ve got Artificial Stupidity–and just plain lying–down pat.

(Do you wonder why I say that by the time Friday rolls around, I’m pretty much burned out by the nooze? My head is pounding!)

I don’t use Artificial Intelligence. I like the real kind better. Man, they’re always pissing and moaning about “misinformation”–and they’ve made themselves the masters of misinformation! When it comes to talking through your hat, no one can compete with Google.

‘”Pooperintendent of Schools” Seeks Revenge on Cops Who Busted Him (2019)’

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Remember this one? Six-figure salary and all, the superintendent of schools for Kenilworth, NJ, was arrested for taking a dump on Holmdel High School’s athletic field… as part of his daily jog.

‘Pooperintendent of Schools’ Seeks Revenge on Cops Who Busted Him

Naturally he sued the Holmdel Police for arresting him and exposing him and his family to public ridicule and shame. Gee, I could’ve sworn that was a do-it-yourself job! I mean, did he have to dump his load on public property… every ding-dong day?

I never heard any more about this lawsuit, so I guess he didn’t get the million dollars he was demanding.

Our public “educators”–teaching by example?

‘Headed for the Rocks?’ (My Newswithviews Column, Feb. 22)

Historic Valley Forge

Today’s George Washington’s birthday. He’d be appalled if he could see us now. “I went through winter at Valley Forge for that?”

Headed for the Rocks?

Really–is this an ongoing scientific experiment, authorized by our beloved Leaders, to see how much abuse our republic can take before it collapses altogether?

(It’s the winter of 1777 and Washington tries to rally his battered troops by showing them glimpses of their country’s future. “Come on, boys! This is for President Joe Biden!” Half the army drops dead on the spot. The other half flees in terror…)

Robbing… the Girl Scouts?

Here’s the suspect. For shame.

[We’ve just had an hour-long computer outage. Verizon says we are now good to go. This never used to happen. Now it happens a lot.]

How low can you get?

Outside a Walmart store in Fort Worth, Texas, a passerby robbed a Girl Scout cookie table, making off with a bag with some $450 in it (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13104265/texas-girl-scout-robbed-selling-cookies-walmart.html). They’ve got him on the store’s video, so he’ll probably be caught.

It was a bit of a shock when some of the news outlets described the thief as an 18 to 24-year-old “black man.” They almost never mention a suspect’s race. He’d be very unfortunate indeed if some of the black fathers in my neighborhood caught him. Nuff said.

Robbing little girls: is this what we’ve come to? What do our public prosecutors do, when they’re not busy trying to bump Donald Trump out of this year’s election?

Godlessness leads to lawlessness.

‘Kids Too Weak to Grip Pencils?’ (2018)

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“So what am I supposed to do with this?”

British “educators” discovered, a few years ago, that children in the touchscreen generation were too weak to grip pencils. Or do much of anything else, when you come right down to it.

Kids Too Weak to Grip Pencils?

Now it’s six years later. I wonder if they took the touchscreens away and went back to pencils, erasers, paper, rulers, etc. [Laughs hysterically. Has to be shoved into a straitjacket.]

Do you like the way we’re heading?

Volunteer, 90 Years Old, Booted by MS Society

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Dinosaurs went extinct because their world changed. What will be our excuse?

After 60 years’ service to the charity, the National Multiple Sclerosis Society has booted a 90-year-old volunteer (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13088453/ms-society-slammed-firing-elderly-volunteer-pronouns.html).

Why did they do that? Embezzled funds? Nope, no way. Bizarre behavior? Uh-uh.

No–she was canned for “breaching its diversity and inclusion policy after she asked what pronouns were.” What does that even mean? I’m guessing it means she “offended” some trannies by forgetting to use their B.S. “preferred pronouns.”

That’s what you get for 60 years’ service.

Well, now that we know what the MS Society’s priorities are, I guess we can stop donating money to them. Move over, Salvation Army: another great charity has betrayed its mission.

Yeah, Standards Are Slipping, All Right…

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[Warning: Disgusting content. Read at your own risk.]

Remember when it was, like, romantic to fly aboard an airliner? It was high-class travel, jet set stuff, fly the friendly skies with celebrities, etc. Very classy! Big prestige.

Well, it ain’t anymore.

A Delta airliner en route from Amsterdam to Detroit (that was their first mistake) had to turn back to the airport when it started raining rotten fish and live maggots on the passengers (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/02/delta-flight-amsterdam-detroit-forced-turn-around-after/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=delta-flight-amsterdam-detroit-forced-turn-around-after). Someone had a suitcase full of rotten fish infested with maggots, stored in an overhead compartment–and somehow it broke open.

[Here the report loses coherence as the “reporter” tries to avoid using normal pronouns and stfarts referring to single persons as “they” and “them.” So we don’t really know how many people were to blame for this; but I’m guessing just one. Or hoping just one.]

An eyewitness said of a fellow passenger, “The maggots were falling on her head.” Where’s Burt Bacharach when you need him? (If you’re too young to know what I’m talking about, look up Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head…) I do wish I could get this image out of my mind.

The romance of airline travel. Next time bring an umbrella.

‘Polluting Your Mind’ (2015)

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Y’know what? This stuff shouldn’t have a picture. Here’s a nice hamster instead.

The ancients believed you could contract a spiritual pollution by doing certain things, or frequenting certain places. Obviously no one believes that anymore.

Which doesn’t mean it isn’t true.

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Remember all those 50 Shades of Grey Knockoffs from a few years back? We discovered that you didn’t have to go to the polluting place; thanks to modern technology, it would come to you. Or at least to your neighborhood multiplex theater. Or to your local supermarket.

It’s getting kind of hard to avoid this dreck.

Gasp! “Racial Trauma”!

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This is the guy who’s going to protect you from “hurtful remarks”?

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.]

Speaking of new words for liberals, there’s a new thing bobbing up and down out there–“Racial Trauma.” Internet’s full of articles about it. Meanwhile, the fat-head in the White House is calling everyone who didn’t vote for him “fascists” and “white supremacists” and, of course, Haters and Biggits, etc. But that’s okay–you can’t virtue-signal without taking pot shots at white people. Boo, hiss.

Did you know you can actually go into therapy for this? They don’t want you cracking up because you heard some “hurtful remarks.” Yatta-yatta. They’d also like to make some money off you.

But the real purpose behind spreading racial paranoia is political. Democrats work night and day to make us hate and fear each other–because that’s their ticket to ride. Scare everybody. “Only a Democratic government can protect you!” “Big Brother’s got your back!” They’ve also got your vote: that’s what this is for.

They mustn’t be allowed to manipulate us. We must refuse to hate and fear each other. Basic human decency is how we fight this garbage. They want us at each other’s throats, they want us to depend on them to keep us safe. It always boils down to the fox guarding the chicken coop.

They’ve gotten away with this for far too long.

 

‘What Makes People Stupid?’ (NWV, 2013)

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Ten years ago, stupidity was rampant.

Now look at us.

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Yeah: this was how dumb we were before COVID and three years of Jobydin dremmeling around in the White House. A thousand superhero movies later, what’s left of our brains isn’t much.

And today’s the Stupor Bowl! A national festival of… oh, let’s be kind and call it “pfudd.”