It taked somb yeers Butt we “fynoly” done It!!!!!
Frist we hadded Graides! Well evry-boddy thay knows “that” Graides thay “Are” Racist!!!!!! Thenn “it” whent To Pass & Fale! But evry-boddy thay knows that Pass-/Fale it is Abel-ist!!!!!
Now its Jist Pass, evry boddy thay Passes!!!!! No moar hurted Feeelings!!!!!! Butt “thare” is Still One Moar Steppe “togo”!”!”
Afftur foar (4!) yeers “In” Collidge,, Evry-boddy thay gets “the” Onners Deegree “of” Thair Choysse!!!!!!! I amb goingto Get a Deegree “In” Fizzicks,, i lyke fizzy Soder!!!! Thiss heer it is Haow Amairacka it is the Bestist-Eddicaytid Nashin “in” “The” Whirld!!!! This whil keeep Going “un-till” evry-boddy “inthe” U.SA has a addvants’d Deegree!!!!!! No othor Cuountrie cann Mach It!!!!!!!!
Naow yiu Are probbly aksing yore Selph “Haow comb he Putt “up” pixture Of Ameba Sissturs???”? Wal ghess waht!!? Themb too (2!) Ameba Systurs thay Wur “the” frist stodents to Get onners Deegrees “in” Past Lyves Of Souper Heeroes”!~” Awl yiu has to doo Is Show Up!!!!!!!!!!
When they started shutting all the schools down in homage to King COVID, the Princeton University (P.U., P.U., we’re all for you!) stoodint noozepaper came up with a truly radical idea that’s only as old as the hills–
Dump the grading system and go to “pass/fail”!
Dumbing Down Princeton
“Hire me! I passed college!” Wow. Anything from an A+ to a D-… hot dog. Then again, what are the grades worth anymore? “I got a B+ in Polish Transgender Transactional Funambulist Studies!” Yeah, okay, you can be an air traffic controller.
Why do we still have colleges and universities?
Answer the question convincingly and win the Gold Mask of Tutankhamen.
It is harred to get Good graides! and it “is” aslo very Stresstfull!! “That” “is” whye So menny Stodents thay are hasing mentle braekedowns!!!!!
Printcetin Unavercity thay are “dooing” somb Thing “aboat” it,, thay are goingto “get” Ridd of graides like ABCDF and jist go Past/Fale!!! This hear it “is” a Steppe in the Rihght Derrecsion but “it” Is Not Enuhgh!!!
That “Is” whye our Stodent Soviet we has voated tooday To go to Pass/Past And Evry One Thay Gets A Dipploamer and no boddy fales axcept cristians!!!! If thay want to Past thay has got “To” say the Bybble it Isnt True and stomp “on” it!!! And aslo proove thair Mineds are Rihght by plejjing thair Selfs to be Socile Jutstus Wirers fromb Nhow On!!!!!
This hear It Is whatt we cawll Ackerdemmick Equitty!!!! Nhow evry Boddy thay wil al be Equill!!! Axcept for cristians and Haters And Biggits!!! And aslo Trans Fobes and Hoemoe Fobes!!! Themb no-good peple thay “wil” nevver “be” Equill to Anny Boddy!!!
Wee wood aslo Like “to” Get Ridd “of” Too-ition!!! Eddicasion it is a Rihght yiu shoodnt has to Pay “for” It!!!! Evry Boddy “thay” has The Rite To “Go” To Collidge!!!! and every boddy shoood has to go evin Iff thay dont Whant To!!!! Immadgion evry Singull Persin in Amaricka thay “are” All “in” Collidge al the Time and “All at” the saime Time!!!!! Work it blows and no boddy shood has to Do it!!!!!!!!!! Free too-ition! In a free Countree!!!