FBI Goon Squad Grabs ‘My Pillow’ CEO’s Phone

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Goon squad!

[Thanks to Phoebe for the nooze tip.]

Where will the FBI stop–or will they just not stop at all?

Mike Lindell, CEO of My Pillow, is the latest in a throng of Trump supporters to be intimidated, bullied, and harassed by goons from the FBI… which is lately coming to look very like the gangsters they used to chase until they got into politics (https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/mypillow-ceo-mike-lindells-phone-seized-at-hardees-drive-thru/).

Lindell was in his car, in line at a Hardee’s drive-thru, when three cars full of gun-toting FBI goons surrounded him and confiscated his cell phone.

And look how the New York Post has sold us out! You don’t expect to see this schiff in the New York Post, but there it is: Lindell is “a pro-Trump conspiracy theorist” who has been “falsely insisting Donald Trump won the 2020 election.” I’ll have more to say about this a little later.

Hey, FBI! Hey, Dept. of “Justice”! Are you going to come after everyone who sides with Donald Trump? That’s tens of millions of us! Where do your Democrat gauleiters tell you to stop?

“We were just following orders…!”

FBI, you have totally tossed your reputation into the latrine.

‘Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire’ (2016)

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In the midst of a presidential election campaign, in which Democrats floated the idea of throwing people into prison for “Climate Change Denial,” the National Snow and Ice Data Center came up with a bunch of reports of shrinking polar ice caps–reports that were rather easily shown to be untrue.

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!

Oh! But now, having stolen the next election after that, they’ve got what they want! Trillions of dollars spent on “Climate”! And dissenters, beware–that’s the FBI banging on your door in the middle of the night.

We have just about completely lost our country.

Does anyone know how to get it back?

 

Democrats’ Revenge

FBI 'raided' Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate, former president says - Los Angeles  Times

Here come the goons, here come the goons!

New York Post columnist Michael Goodwin is upset by the FBI goon squad’s raid on Mar-a-Lago (https://nypost.com/2022/08/13/ag-merrick-garlands-raid-of-trumps-mar-a-lago-is-a-farce-of-law/). I also heard him denouncing it on the radio. What’s going to happen to our country, he wonders, if we set a pattern of each new president using the apparatus of government to take revenge on the competing party? Crikey–it sounds like an episode of The Godfather.

Silly rabbit! Democrats don’t care! They don’t care if they tear down the country, as long as they’re in charge of whatever’s left of it.

Plutarch described the waning days of Rome’s republic. Every faction had its own goon squad, armed bands looking for victims on the streets: it wasn’t safe for anyone to venture outside to vote. It’s not a pretty picture. And that’s how they lost their republic.

Ooh! You voted for the candidate who lost! The next knock on your door will be the FBI. Honk if you want to live that way.

 

Hillary Ops ‘Agitated’ for Raid on Trump

Hillary Clinton and the Democratic National Committee's Russian collusion claims against Donald Trump in the 2016 election helped created a more divided country.

*Sigh* More nooze.

Here’s a new wrinkle in the FBI goon squad’s raid on Donald Trump’s home: “The Clinton machine has been agitating for this since January” (https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/hillary-clinton-operatives-secretly-worked-with-doj-to-raid-president-trump/).

Why is there still a Clinton machine? What do we have to do to get rid of it?

Breaking News: I made a strong objection to our Dept. of Public Works, my freakin’ garbage can having disappeared overnight, and they gave me a replacement. Calloo, callay…

Supposedly this was all about documents that President Trump wasn’t supposed to have, and the raid was revenge for all that flap over Hillary mishandling thousands of classified documents while she was secretary of state for *Batteries Not Included. Nobody ever raided her pad, though. I don’t like to imagine what might have been found there. Hillary sleeping in a coffin?

Super. So now we take revenge on our political rivals by unleashing our party’s FBI henchmen on homes and families.

Are we free to speculate that “the Clinton machine” wanted those documents grabbed because some of them featured dirt on Hillary? Or were they all just trying to advance the sovietization of America?