‘Newsies Wonder, “Why Don’t They Love Us Anymore?”‘ (2016)

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Newsies have been singin’ the blues, these past few years, completely mystified as to why the public doesn’t seem to like or trust them anymore.

Noozies Wonder, ‘Why Don’t They Love Us Anymore?’

Gee, you could have a contest! In 25 words or less, “I no longer trust mainstream media newsies because ________.” The answer that turns me on the most wins an autographed book.

By cracky, it is a contest! Yes, let’s do it! We could use some livening up around here. Submit as many answers as you like. I’ll share them, day to day, with the readership. Let’s vent, already! They’re trying to impose another Democrat presidency on us–they deserve to get it with both barrels.

The contest starts NOW.

Boot-Licking ‘Journalists’ Swoon Over Biden’s Ice Cream Cone

(Thanks to “optimal play” for the nooze tip)

So the Scarecrow That the Crows Laugh At makes a supposedly “unscheduled stop” at an ice cream stand–you know, one of those spur-of-the-moment things that a whole mob of… should I really call them “reporters”–was waiting for. And as you will see from the video, they swoon and they gush over the, um, “presidential” whatsit chowing down on chocolate-chocolate chip. And don’t blame me for the vintage Beatlemania clip.

Let’s see… Our nation’s southern border is ruptured (Biden did it on purpose), China has us in their pocket, our culture is shattered… And they wanna ask this guy about his freakin’ ice cream cone?

And how come he’s always got shades on?

Earlier these same “reporters” wanted to make a federal case of it when President Trump got two scoops of ice cream with his order instead of just one. Not fair, not fair! Social injustice!

They aren’t reporters anymore. They’re nothing but obnoxious little toadies for the Democrats. The truth is not in them.

God’s mercy, are we in trouble…

Fake! Fake! Fake!–ABC ‘News’

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No one got slaughtered and it wasn’t in Syria: other than that, fine.

Ooh! “Slaughter in Syria”! And all Donald Trump’s fault, too!

Only it turns out that the “Slaughter in Syria” video shown–twice!–by ABC News was, in reality, video from a 2017 nighttime demonstration at a shooting range in Kentucky (https://nationalpost.com/news/world/abc-news-mistakes-footage-from-a-kentucky-gun-range-as-turkish-militant-attack-on-syria).

ABC “News” aired the video twice, once on “World News Tonight” (Sunday) and again on “Good Morning, America” (Monday). After it was proved that the video came from Kentucky–and two years ago, at that–ABC Nooze apologized for the “mistake” (heh-heh) and deleted the video from both shows.

They got caught.

This is what happens when what they laughingly call “the narrative” replaces honest reporting of real events. “The narrative” called for President Trump to have heartlessly deserted our faithful Kurdish allies, blah-blah, allowed them to be massacred by Turkey, etc., etc. For “the narrative” read “yet another Democrat lie.” Because the nooze industry is nothing, anymore, but a shill for the Democrat Party.

And then the nooze media actually wonder why more and more Americans are coming to despise them? They actually wonder why we don’t trust them anymore?

They’re gonna lie themselves right out of business, and we won’t miss them.