Oh, no! Sharon Stone Might Leave!

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Knew it! She was in this Arnold movie, 1990…34 years ago.

How many of her celebrities can our country spare? How many can we afford to lose? Oh, lamentation!

Sharon Stone’s the latest to, um, “threaten” to leave America if Donald Trump is elected president (https://x.com/TheConservati19/status/1814696139347931413)). Didn’t she used to be in movies once?

We should be used to it by now. Every time there’s a presidential election, Hollywood nothings “threaten” to leave the country if the Republican wins. And then they don’t. They stay here and complain. They’re all still here. It’s easier to get rid of chiggers.

Empty promises, always empty promises… how the dickens do you get rid of celebrities?

‘Why Is Everyone So Angry?’ (2019)

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It was bad enough five years ago, it was worse last year, and as for 2024… You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Why Is Everyone So Angry?

Democrats and globalists can’t stand disagreement, never mind even the most feeble opposition. Failure to comply just drives them crazy.

And then the people they’re mad at get mad at them, and you’ve something worse than a pie-fight on your hands.

This 2024 election cycle is going to be a scorcher. Sanity has been thrown out the window. Leftids are so close to getting everything they want–open borders, “gender care” for children, glorification of sodomy, etc., etc.–they can practically taste it. To pull it away from them now–which is what Donald Trump plans to do–will drive them homicidally crazy.

These people are civilization-killers. They must not be allowed any power.

Are Thay ‘Out’ ‘Of’ Thare Mines???

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I cant Beleave it!!! Dembocracks trying “to” fourse Pressadint Jobydin to kwit!!!! And affter awl “the” trooly Grate Jobb he done, too!!!!

Yiu know waht we kneed?? We kneed Hillery to Come Back and be Co-Pressadint, like she used to “do!”!” Its tooo Big a Jobb for one mhan!!! And Hillery she was cheeted Owt “of” beinn Pressadint!!!! Evryboddy knose it!!!!!!

Iff we hadded enny cents we wood jist Fourget “abuout” enny moar Eleckshins and jist lett Joby “and” Hillery do thare Thing!!!! And this whey we Get “to” keeep Camelala Harrist “as” Vise Pressadint to give speachis Wen Jobydin he doughnt feeel Lyke it”!”

And the frist Thing “thay shood” Do is a-rest awl themb Repubicans “at” thare stopid Conventshin!!!! And thats Not jist me sayin So!!! ITS SCYINCE!!!!!!!! We awlyays foller The Scyince!!!!!Imadjin! A hole Conventshin tryin to get Our Pressadint kicked Out!!!! How IS THAT NOTT AGINST “THE” LAW?????? Do yiu thinck In Yore Wildist Dreems that Comradd Fiddle wood ever “allauw” that “in” Cuber??? No freekin whay!!!!!!!!

So thay shood jist Not Has this heer stopid unlawfull Eleckshin and put “in” Hillery as Co-Pressadint. We can awlyaws has a gnu Eleckshin affter “we” rownd Up awl themb Repubicans–this here Tyme, ownly Demobacracks aloud To Runn!!!!

And yes I beleave! that Joby ownly wares themb Shayds becose he has spatial Souper Hero powe”r”s!!!!!

‘DEI’: More Sinister Than You Think

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As long as you’re chopping the heads off everyone who disagrees with you politically, it helps to have a catchy slogan to go with it. For the French Revolution it was “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity.”

For us it’s DEI–“Diversity, Equity, Inclusion.” None of which, by the way, has anything at all to do with the mission of the Secret Service, but which is now their watchword.

Please note how “Diversity” occupies first place in the formula: Job One, our most important product. They haven’t trotted out the guillotine yet, but there are still dozens of people stuck in jail for doing I don’t know what on January 6. Give us one or two more Democrat administrations and we may yet see the guillotine. They’re that crazy.

But “Diversity” as the primary concern of a government agency? I do wish they were kidding. Because “Diversity” stands for nothing in particular, it can be used to justify practically anything.

These people have to be turned out of public office and never permitted to return.

Our heads might depend on it.

Looks Like a Biden Hoax

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I was on YouTube yesterday when I encountered an eye-popping short–Joe Biden announcing that he will not run for re-election.

Wow! Ya don’t say? Tell me more! Crikey, I heard it clear as a bell! “I will not seek re-election…” It sure looked and sounded genuine to me.

I looked all over, but this story was not to be found on any of a dozen news sites. I went back to YouTube and the short wasn’t there anymore. And it was removed from “History,” too.

There wasn’t any “more.” There wasn’t even what I’d started with. Gone as if it had never been. I guess YouTube took it down.

I am trying to imagine an America where doddering, corrupt Joe Biden steps down and he is replaced as president by Kacklin’ Kamala, the diversity hire vice president. I’m a professional fantasy writer, so I should be able to imagine this. Edgar Allan Poe could have imagined it. H.P. Lovecraft could’ve. But I would rather not.

One of these days a YouTube hoax is going to sprout wings and hurt somebody.

‘Is the “News” Just a Lot of Big Fat Lies?’ (2019)

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Democrats have been stoking the fires of Trump-hatred for years. Here’s an example from five years ago. Pre-COVID.

Is the ‘News’ Just a Lot of Big Fat Lies?

No lie has ever been too big for them to swallow, as long as it’s against Donald Trump. And hey! Remember Kathy Whatsername’s assassination “comedy skits”?

Name one crime, sin, or folly which Donald Trump has NOT been accused of by Democrats and their slithering toadies in the nooze media. Can’t do it, can you?

Trump took that bullet for us, for the American people. As he has said, “It’s you they’re after. I’m just in the way.”

It’s high time the Democrat Party went out of business. Forever.

Of Coarse He Gots ‘to’ Sleeep!!!

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I amb so dam Madd (!!) at awl themb Hayters whoo been “picken On” Pressadint Jobydin jist “beCawse” he gose To Bed “at” 8:00 o’clocque!!!! Watt’s he “saposed” to do–staiy Up till 9:00 PM at nite???

So we hadded a spatial meting Of “the” Stodent Soviet and passst A Rezalucion that fromb nhow On “evvry-boddy” thay shood Go To Bed at 8*:00 PM at nite!!! Wen he sleeeps, whe Wil sleeep!!!

I meen Comb On!! He whiped Out Trumpt “in that” De-bait!!!!! No contest, not evin cloase!!! Evry “day” that gose By, he getz smartter And smarrter And strongger and strongger. And if yiu “say” he doughnt, yiu “are” Gillty “of” Treezin!!!!!

I remememeber wen I wanted “to Stay Up” to whach Zoro, it was On “at” 8+:00 PM at nite,, and my fokes thay maid me Go To Bed!!!! My dad sayed he wood Shoot Me iff I didnt!!! Dam, OK, I know, I know–I “was” ownly Twoenty Yeers Ould!!!  Well ha ha ha on themb! Nhow I “can” wach Zoro on Yoo Toob!!!!!

Pressadint Jobydin he “is” deffanittly Ould Enuff to Go To Bedd wenevver he “wonts”!!!!” Waht is The Poynt “of Beeing” Pressadint iff Thay can tell you wen To G”o” To Bedd????? By Cracky, thay Cannt “tell yiu” Enny Thing!!!!!!!

Biden’s Greatest Achievement

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He may be only a few steps short of the glue factory, but SloJo has accomplished something unique in our election season.

His performance in debate against President Donald Trump has swept “Climate Change” clean off the front pages.

Newspaper editors used to call this “the silly season.” Everybody was on vacation, nothing much was happening, and they were forced to run goofy little stories, widely unimportant, just to fill their pages. Man Bites Dog, stuff like that.

But Biden has done us out of our traditional (thought I was gonna say “iconic,” didn’t you?) silly season. His towering unfitness for office has blown B.S. Climate Change clean out of the water. Now the nooze media can’t find anything to talk about but him. What happened to “We’re all gonna die unless we give the government undreamed-of power over our lives”? Never mind! We’ve got a president who goes to bed at 8 p.m. and nothing bad had better happen until late the next morning!

Our current history: we keep bouncing back and forth from tragedy to farce.

Wales to Criminalize Politicians Who Lie

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A current bill in the Welsh legislature will be a hard one to take off the table.

Wales introduces bill to criminalize politicians who lie.

They’re going to make it a criminal offense for politicians to lie. (Ouch! There goes that career!)

It’s still under discussion in the Senedd (Welsh Senate)–but how do they kill that bill without making it look like they want to tell lies and get away with it? And if they pass it, is everybody in the legislature going to tell nothing but the truth from now on? I mean, who’s going to be left if they kick out everyone who tells porkies?

But why wait? Someone should hustle to introduce this bill in the U.S. Senate, if only to watch Chuck Schumer’s head explode. Wouldn’t you just love to hear them debating an anti-lying bill?

Oh, Those Polls!

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Supposedly, opinion polls tell us where the country’s at, politically–what’s in, what’s out, who’s up, who’s down, etc., etc. Supposedly the research that goes into them is Scientific. So we can believe it–right?

So… Here are a passel of “Trump is winning!” polls; but on the same page, we also find a Fox poll claiming that “Now it’s Biden who’s winning!” Which of these totally contradictory polls are we expected to believe?

Yeahbut, yeahbut! Fox has Biden winning! Apparently American voters are in love with Bidenomics, wiped-out borders with hordes of illegal aliens swarming in, teachers’ unions urging children to at least try switching genders, “Try it, you’ll like it!”–the whole Democrat DeLuxe Fun-Pak, we really dig it! (How many looniversity faculty lounges did they have to visit to get that result?) It seems this is the stuff that floats our boat.

What we have is a plethora of polls, no two of which are alike, and that’s supposed to help us make up our minds when it’s time to vote. (Remember Election Day? Whatever happened to Election Day?) Which poll are you going to believe?

They can’t all be right, because they contradict each other.

But I do find myself thinking that they can all be wrong.