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Hoo Will ‘Be’ Kmaller’s Runing Mait??

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Heer at Collidge “we” Are awl eggsited over whoo Kmaller Whatsername whil Pick “to” “be” her runing mait and Co-Pressadint!!!  It “is” vary impotent to pick a reely Grate Vise Pressadint!! Epsessaly nhow that Pressadint Obammba, he whil be The King and awl “the” co-Pressadints thay whil “be” Whorking foar himb!!!!!!

Heer are jist “a” Fyew candydates we wood lyke To Sea!!!

No. 1, Ho Chi Minn–He “is” A Lott lyke Pressadint Jobydin, ownly Dead. Thare is a Lott “to be sed” for a Dead Vise-Pressadint!!

No. 2, Zeero Mostel, “he” tels Grate joakes!!!!

No. 3, Rozy ODonnal–she is Sirius abote preteckting Dummocracy!!!

Butt reely, thare “is” reely ownly One opfius Choyce–

And that is… Hillery Clintin!!!!

“She” has awlreddy bin Co-Pressadint and she Knows “the Jobb” inside-owt!!!!!! Pluss it is aslo Her Tern to Be pressadint, afftir Kmaller’s tern it “is” Over.

Anether Thing we wood lyke To Sea is No Moar Vote-ing!!! Oar at leest no moar ordrinary Dumb Peple voating… becose Thats Haow yiu wynde Up “whith” Darnold Trumpt gettting Elecktid “aggen”!!!!!!!! I kannot stres This enuff!!!!! Trump he musst be stoppt At Awl Cawsts!!!!!!!! It “is” The Ownly Whay To Pro-Teck Demmocrassy!!!!!!!!!!!!

(And Hillery she can fly! wen no Ones loocking!!!)

‘Do We Want a Communist Vice President?’ (2020)

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Harris to swear in Karen Bass as first female Los Angeles mayor

Like two peas in a pod

Most of us probably don’t remember Karen Bass; but she was the one who was just narrowly nosed out by Kacklin’ Kamala for SloJo’s running mate.

Do We Want a Communist Vice President?

A genuine, out-and-out communist, with Red credentials as long as your arm: that’s what we almost put in the White House. Not that Kamala has been noticeably better.

Are there any normal people left in the Democrat Party? Crikey, it’s like looking for Bigfoot. If you’re out there, let us hear from you.

There is a limit to how much Democrat government our country can survive; and we are very close to it.

Who Do They Think They Are?

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Take that, peasants! We will choose your president!

The Democrat Party is supposed to be “democratic”–right? Well, that’s a laugh.

The Internet is buzzing with unconfirmed reports that Joe Biden (worst president ever?) was pressured to abandon his bid for re-election by two private individuals who used to be someone: former President Barack Obama (“Batteries Not Included”) and former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (https://nypost.com/2024/07/18/us-news/obama-pressuring-biden-to-reconsider-2024-run-report/). The key word here is “former.”

Supposedly they were going to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him on grounds of mental incapacity.

Time out! Who are these people? What offices do they currently hold? (Hint: none.) Where do they get off, telling the president not to run and spraying a big wet raspberry at the voters? What kind of “democracy” is that?

So they and a gang of other party bigwigs forced SloJo out and anointed Kacklin’ Kamala Harris to replace Biden at the top of the ticket. Primary elections? Who needs a primary election? Here’s your candidate, peasants! We have chosen her. You haven’t. Just shut up and vote the party line.

Did we suddenly wake up in Venezuela? Did we somehow elect Obama “President for Life”? And who, may we ask, is pulling his strings?

There’s never been a better time in history for America’s enemies to run wild.

And if you think the Democrat Party cares about that… you’re wrong.

 

‘How Moral Imbeciles Defend Abortion’ (2015)

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How badly do you want to see what cast that shadow?

Democrats are betting the house that most Americans–heck, practically all of us–strongly support “abortion rights” and will tolerate no restrictions on abortion, none at all.

Be prepared for their morally bankrupt arguments. We’ve heard them all before, and we’re going to hear them again, right on up to Election Day.

How Moral Imbeciles Defend Abortion

What is it about abortion that “progressives” love?

But that’s a rhetorical question. Sane people needn’t try to answer it.

Hooze ‘the’ Kakkle in Cheef?

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Waht the blaizis “is” THIS????

Jobydin he “is” NOT goingto “be” Pressadint, he is goingto kwitt On us!!!! Whell, if Pressadint Obomma he ordured himb “To Do” it, he hazz To Do It!!!!

Butt thenn thay “go” ahed and jist Plug In Kmallala Whatsername, jist Plug her rite In–wen Awl “the” tyme we got *Hillery* jist waytin to Has Her Tern that she got Jipped “outof” !

Butt heer At Collidge “we” has figgred Out waht the Stragety it shood be!!

Furst yiu let Jobydin has “a nyce” “long” Resst and thenn he whil Be reddy “to run Agggen” in 2028!!! Thay’ll never axpect That!! “And” it’l Be “all rite” becoze Pressadint Obomma he “willbe” running Things beeHynd “the” Seens!!!!!!

Then yiu Sennd Kmallalalala to The Boarder sumbware “and jist maik” shoor That she getts lost!!!!!!!!!! Hey, thay plugged her in, thay can Plug Her Ouut!!!!!!!

And fynelie yiu bring “In” Hillery and APPOINT HER Pressadint so she “can” saive Demockery!!!!! How can that plann NOt wherk???

Elleckshins thay “Are” stopid ennywhay, lettin awl themb Ordrinary Dum Peeple voat!!!!! But oncet thay Has “Had” Hillery as Pressadint thay woont “whant” no elleckshins enny moar!!!!!!!!!!

‘Ex-CIA Chief Calls for Revolt Against President’ (2017)

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Pray for President Trump. You know the bad guys are out to get him. And then you’ll be next.

Remember Donald Trump’s first term as president–and how Deep State/Far Left Crazy (hard to tell them apart) did everything they could to sabotage him? Like this, for instance:

Ex-CIA Chief Calls for Revolt Against President

Wait’ll you see what happens when Donald Trump is elected president again. Will it hit the fan or what?

Democrats want to “Save our Democracy!” by taking the sovereignty out of the hands of the people and handing it to nameless vampires who were never elected to anything.

Sort of like the way they install Kacklin’ Kamala as their presidential candidate without her having to win a single primary.

Now that’s “democracy”!.

Do They Get to Keep the Money?

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So you donate, say, a million dollars to Joe Biden’s re-election campaign, because you think he’s a great president (oh, forsooth!) and you want to help him win. And then, surprise! He drops out of the running.

Do you get your money back? Or does Kamala Kackle just scarf it up?

Biden’s campaign war chest is some $96 million. Kamala Harris’ campaign wants it and the Democrat grandees want to give it to her.

Whoa, hold it, time out!

How is this not fraud?

When Roald Amundsen was organizing his expedition to the North Pole, someone else got there first and Amundsen had to think of something, quick, or lose his funding. So he decided to go for the South Pole instead.

His brother, in charge of expedition finances, warned him. This, he said, was nothing less than fraud. “We could go to jail. We really could go to jail!”

How is this different? Money contributed to one candidate, by name… sucked up by another candidate. How is that not fraud?

Democrats have brass balls. You’ve got to give them that.

The Trump campaign has filed a formal complaint with the Federal Elections Commission. So now Kackle can run out the clock, because it’ll take months to investigate and adjudicate that complaint.

Having mastered the art of voter fraud, Democrats have taken up campaign finance fraud.

If there’s a law that they won’t break, I’d like to see it.

‘Towering Insincerity’ (My Newswithviews Column, July 25)

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Make Joe Biden great again!

Don’t you just love the way politicians turn on each other? You know, like they turned on SloJo.

Towering Insincerity

Let’s see… For three years he was A Great President, sharp as a tack, you can’t keep up with him because he’s so smart! Then, after The Debate, suddenly they discovered he was too frail, too sick, too far gone to be president of anything.

But after he dropped out of the running… voila! They made Joe Biden great again! They should print up MJBGA baseball caps. Only thing in their lives they’d ever make great again.

Honk if you love our politics.

New Mexican Folk Songs Celebrate… Trump!

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Here’s a brand-new Mexican folk song, one of several celebrating Donald Trump’s “miracle” survival of an assassination attempt. It’s called “Corrido de Trump,” and it claims that the U.S. president was “divinely protected” from the assassin’s bullet (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4253780/posts).

Honk if this surprises the living daylights out of you.

These songs are easily found on YouTube. They hail Trump as one who “has never known fear”… and mildly castigate police for being too slow to stop the assassin.

Gee! Would that be funny, if a couple million of those illegals the Dems brought in from Mexico to vote for them this year… voted for Donald Trump instead? Because their popular singers told them to!

I’d see God’s hand in that. Wouldn’t you?

He WAS a Great President, After All!

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Congress will spend $160 billion to create a super-sized replica of Egypt’s famous (no, I do not say “iconic”!) Great Sphinx… with “President” Joe Biden’s face.

“He was one of our greatest presidents ever!” exulted Rep. Lucy Braino (D-CA). “It’s only right for us to immortalize him in imperishable stone. Or plastic.”

Five days ago Congresswoman Braino joined a posse of Democrat legislators calling for Biden to buzz off and not seek re-election. Since he announced he wouldn’t run again, they’re all back on the reservation, lauding wisdom and virtues that no one ever knew he  had. Until now.

Rep. Braino has also offered legislation to change the name of the month of July to “Joe Bee” and proclaim Biden a god.

“Don’t forget,” she said, “he can always run again in 2028! We’re just giving him a little rest after his herculean achievements in office. Not everybody can do what he’s done! Our border is secure, our military is ready to go toe-to-toe with Climate Change, and our schools and colleges are making sexual minorities a majority. What’s not to like!”

[Editors’ Note: No, we don’t know where Biden is just now, either.]