Noozie: We Don’t Need Free Speech

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God help us.

You’d think members of the media would take the lead in making sure our First Amendment remains alive and well. Boy, would you be wrong.

A columnist for Time Magazine–that’s the one that looks like a supermarket insert–is the latest Big Media non-entity to beat the drum against free speech (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/time-columnist-denounces-free-speech-white-mans-obsession).

Free speech, sez Charlotte Alter, is a “white man’s obsession.” Very much a man thing. Women don’t care about it. Non-whites don’t need it. You’re all racists.

Is it necessary to point out that Ms. Zero is, of course, a white liberal? I wonder if she’ll ever outgrow college. A lot of them don’t.

She cites a bunch of gurus and sages, “authorities”–that is, other media stooges and academics, like we should listen to them–who agree with her that speech that they don’t like should be suppressed. Censored. Canceled. And if the government won’t do it, Big Tech and woke corporations will gladly do the dirty work. She doesn’t think the First Amendment protects us from having our rights taken away by corporations.

Free speech–it’s a man thing. A white man thing.

And noozies wonder why they’re so despised by normal people.

‘NY Times: Teens Not Having Sex Is “Anti-Science”‘ (2018)

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Noozies are bedazzled to learn that regular people despise them. Well, look what they do to words! Like, now it’s “anti-science” for 15-year-olds NOT to be sexually active.

“Anti-science”? What does that even mean? Do these people have to train to be such idiots?

New York Times: Teens Not Having Sex Is ‘Anti-Science’

I don’t think I know what “science” is anymore. It certainly isn’t the unbiased observation and study of the natural world. It seems to have degenerated into a catch-all term for whatever Far Left Crazy wants it to mean on any given day.

‘Shoot the Media?’ (2017)

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Just kidding!

The mayor of Tampa had a revolutionary idea, a few years ago.

Shoot the media.

Shoot the Media?

Mayor Bob Buckhorn had occasion to handle a .50-caliber machine gun, and he made a little joke about mowing down the nooze media. They didn’t like it!

Why are they always so surprised to discover how much we detest them? They always side against us, they never tell the truth, they want to “transform” our country into only the devil knows what… I mean, what’s to like?

Nooze Media: Least Trusted

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(Thanks to Susan for the tip)

I want to get out there with my cigar and crossword puzzle magazine before it starts raining, but I thought I’d better report this first.

A new Gallup poll, The National Review Reports, shows “Every single group or individual listed in the poll had a higher approval than disapproval rating, save one: the news media” (https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/poll-news-media-are-the-least-trusted-institutions-in-handling-the-coronavirus-crisis/). The numbers: 55% disapproval, 44% approval. We are at liberty to be astonished that the noozies managed to score as high as 44%. Rather like a tapeworm scoring 440 on the SATs.

By comparison, President Donald Trump scored 60% approval vs. 38% disapproval (at Gallup headquarters there is wailing and gnashing of teeth). Hospitals had 88% approval. Even Congress, poor wretches that they be, managed 59%.

Only the nooze media flunked. Imagine finishing behind a Congress that has Nancy Pelosi in it. They need to find another line of work. Swabbing out latrines, maybe.

Our Free & Independent Press… Caught Again

These guys in the nooze media are getting as slippery as climate scientists. And then they wonder why we don’t believe them anymore.

Observe the noozie trying to make headway against an overpowering wind. Now observe the people in the background, who aren’t affected by the wind at all.

But wait! There may be a rational explanation! Either the noozie is phenomenally weak, or the people in the background are superheroes with superhuman strength. Take your pick.