Only 48 to Go!

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Just checked: only 48 more comments to go, to reach 35,000–and a comment contest winner. And after that, starting the day after Thanksgiving, our first Christmas Carol Contest.

If you haven’t commented yet, well, the contest is open to all, and all comments are eligible–expect for those abusive to any other person on this site, comments containing blasphemy or profanity, commercials disguised as comments (unless they’re commercials for my books!), and comments simply too inane to bother with. The winner will receive an autographed copy of one of my books.

Unless that deal for the Eiffel Tower goes through.

How to Spot Voter Fraud

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Oh, boy! Midterm elections next week! The noozies all tell us the Blue Wave is coming, gonna sweep Democrats back into office so they can repeal our tax cuts, impeach our president, and erase our borders.

If you’re wondering why the same electorate that elected Donald Trump would for no reason at all turn around and surrender the country to the Far Left Crazy, here are three signs that will infallibly tell you that an election wasn’t all it should have been: three signs that Democrats have been at work.

*”Ooh-ooh, look what I found!” It’s a close race, the Democrat has fallen behind, when suddenly, voila, presto–! Somebody turns up a previously-overlooked cache of uncounted ballots, in an attic, or the trunk of someone’s car: and behold, they’re all Democrat votes! And the Bad Guys win.

*More votes cast than there are voters in the district. Dems have got this down to a fine art. Somehow they never fail to win if there’s, like, a 130% voter turnout. There are several ways to perform this trick. Bus people from poll to poll in different towns. Bring people in from out of state. Have dead people and illegal aliens voting. Dems have mastered the whole gamut of vote inflation.

*The sudden materialization of a “Libertarian” candidate to siphon votes away from the Republican. It almost always turns out that these Libertarian candidates are financed by the Democrats to do what Libertarians do best–not win elections, but help Democrats to win by soaking off Republican votes. Republicans help this get done by offering weak-kneed, slack-jawed, lily-livered RINOs that conservatives really hate to vote for. The arrival of a “Libertarian” in the race almost always heralds a Democrat win.

The problem with these sure signs is that by the time you see them, it’s too late to stop the fraud. But (hint to President Trump) it’s not too late to punish it.

We, the voters, can do our part by voting against every Democrat we can. We need to put them out of business.

Unless, of course, you like high taxes, illegal immigration, transgender bathrooms, laws against holding the wrong opinion, and all the rest of the Democrats’ de luxe fun-pack.

Not Getting There Is Half the Fun

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Well, we spent 90 minutes looking for the doctor’s office today and never found it, so the whole thing has to be rescheduled.

Have you noticed almost everybody lies about traveling time and distance? It’s ten minutes from here, the doctor said. Is he mad? It takes ten minutes just to go around the block. When it comes to how far away a destination is, nobody tells the truth.

Mapquest sent us left instead of right, and our doom was assured. We finally found this street that Mapquest said to look for. It was about 50 feet long with a couple of the-worse-for-wear houses on it, opposite a somewhat nasty-looking vacant lot. Not the kind of place I would choose, to set up a doctor’s office.

Now, driving in New Jersey any time, even when you know exactly where you’re going, is something less than a picnic. When you’re trying to find some wretched place by looking at street numbers, everybody else on the road succumbs to hornomania. They would like to kill you.

The air inside and outside the car begins to turn blue with profanity…

Try again next week. Meanwhile, everybody, thank you for your prayers.

A Chip Off the Old Block

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Good grief. I just caught myself duplicating one of my mother’s mannerisms–and I mean to a T.

Ma was very hep to politics and culture, and had absolutely no patience with Cherished Minorities and their sponsors–especially when they tried to come over all precious and sweet. Reading their comments from a newspaper article, or repeating something she’d heard in a nooze broadcast, Ma ascribed to these characters a high-pitched, heavily lisping, garbled delivery.

I just realized I do that. Yup, was doing it just now. Just the way she did it.

Well, Ma, I’m carrying on your work as best I can. I really don’t mind being a chip off your old block.

‘Let’s Nag Each Other About Racism’ (2015)

Y’know what’s worst about life under liberalism? It’s dreary! It’s so sopping-wet, chewing-on-newspaper dreary! Like for instance:

https://leeduigon.com/2015/03/20/lets-nag-each-other-about-racism/

Yes–stop in for a cup of coffee, and get a lecture on “racism” from some left-wing airhead who thinks you deserve it because you’re white.

Please don’t let these idiots get back into power. Vote next week to crush all Democrats.

By Request, ‘How Good It Is to Thank the Lord’

(All right, let’s see if I can get this one to appear tomorrow instead of today.)

Requested by Susan, How Good It Is to Thank the Lord is Psalm 92 set to music.

My Newswithviews Column, Nov. 1 (‘They’re Killing Our Culture’)

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I guess the biggest question that remains is, Why do we let them do it? Why do we put up with it?

Netflix, Planned Parenthood, and Democrats are purposely murdering our culture, right before our eyes.

https://newswithviews.com/theyre-killing-our-culture-2/

How low can they sink? Well, you never have to wait long to see them sink farther yet.