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I Mist The Elecktoin!!

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So I goed to Vote twoday and thay toled me i mist the elecktoin it’s Over!!!

Well i wasnt goingto Take “that” so i throwed my self “on” the Flore and did kicking “and” screeming and yeled But “I has a impotent Demmocrat vote!!!! yiu cant “do” this” “to me”!!! and neckst thing i Know “this ” guy he comes in “And” grabs my hare and bops my Hed aginst “the” flore Five or Sicks Times to make me stopp!!! and then he says Why “dont” we “jist let this hear Fyne yung man “do a rite-in” vote,, “Hear sunny jist rite yore vote on this hear peace of Payper”! so i done it!! I rote in Hi,llery and aslo Pressadint Obamma and than thay “made” me Go Awaiy!!! But so waht,, at leest i Voted!!! Aslo i sayed the Russhins thay made “me layte!” and thay Beleaved that!!!

it jist gose to show yiu “that” evry Vote it have got “to” be Countid!!! and hear at Collidge i has lernt that “yiu shuld” alyaws be throne “a” Tantrum then yiu get “waht” yiu whant!!!

but Now my Hed it hurts,, that guy “he bended” one of My moth Antenners so i think I better sea iff I “can” fyned some Druggs! and i wahnt to rite a litter to Hillery so shee knows “i Voted” four her!!


My Newswithviews Column, Nov. 15 (‘What We Voted For’)

It is inexplicable to me how anyone but a rock-solid Far Left dunderhead could have voted for any Democrat, anywhere. But they did, and the ensuing mischief is off to a roaring start.

https://newswithviews.com/what-we-voted-for/

Look for things to get very much worse before they get better.

If they ever get better.


College Offers ‘Space’ for Freaked-out Students to ‘Process’ Election Results

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Hmm, let’s see… How far would I have to push this story, to turn it into satire? What? You say it’s there already? And it’s not satire? Holy moly.

Elmhurst College in Illinois is offering emotionally shattered idiots–er, students–“space” in which to “process” the traumatic results of this year’s midterm elections (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11504). Here students can crumple into fetal position and be sustained with cider, coffee, hot chocolate, and treats.

Can you say “infantile”? And you’re paying how much to send your kids to be “educated” there? Please explain how that does not qualify you as crazy.

In 2016 the college provided its students with a “group cry” over Donald Trump’s election as president. There was wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Crikey, I thought they were all happy over Democrats creeping back into a small majority in the House of Representatives. Hey, move over, I want some space, too! ‘Cause I get depressed whenever any Democrat is elected to anything, anywhere.

Maybe the college has simply taught these overgrown babies to be unhappy all the time.

Somehow it reminds me of an exchange in I, Claudius. The old, clapped-out pervert of an emperor, Tiberius, to the young, even worse, even crazier pervert, Caligula: “I shall make you my successor! Rome deserves you!”

Caligula: “Is this a joke, uncle?”

Tiberius: “Not yet–but it will be.”


Nooze Media Chicanery: MSNBC Calls Election–Before the Vote

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“We don’t need no stinkin’ election!”

Well, here we go with the “news” media trying to be players affecting the outcome of the election–in this case, MSNBC “reporting” the result of the Florida gubernatorial election… the night before Election Day (https://deadline.com/2018/11/msnbc-graphic-mistake-florida-governor-race-1202496555/).

The fake news giant reported that the Democrat won the election “with 99% of the vote counted”–when, of course, the polls had yet to open and none of the vote had yet been counted. The lame excuse was “our system had inadvertently populated some test numbers.” Aren’t you glad they cleared that up? Like it could happen to anyone.

In that the media repeatedly and purposely emit falsehoods in a blatant attempt to deceive the voters and swing the election to their Democrat masters, President Trump does not exaggerate in calling the media an enemy of the people.

They’re certainly not our friends.


Pre-Election Post-Election Thoughts

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As you read this, I’m probably behind the wheel of my car, trying to find the doctor’s cunningly-concealed office so my wife can begin to have her tests. Remember, we couldn’t find it last week: Mapquest gave us a bum steer.

Anyway, I’m typing this yesterday so it will appear here today, and that makes it hard for me to say anything wise, let alone coherent, about our recently-concluded midterm elections. Despite heavy, nasty rains, my local polling place had a rather high turnout–which struck me as unusual. Like, our town’s evil Democrats are running unopposed, so why all the excitement? We do have a senatorial race, but this benighted state of New Jersey hasn’t had a Republican senator since I was a kid in college.

Looming up in the background, still some distance off, is this year’s Supreme Court decision that unions can no longer suck money out of their members’ paychecks for use in politics. This practice is how the teachers’ union came to own New Jersey. Watch what happens to liberalism once people are no longer forced to contribute money to Democrat political campaigns.

Point 2: Regardless of the outcome of the election, the chief enabler of Far Left Crazy is our hideously overpriced public education system, which indoctrinates whole generations into socialism, sexual hyperactivity, hatred of America, racism of the anti-white variety, and anti-Christianity. Stop funding public schools and colleges, and they’ll have to stop funding and cultivating Far Left Crazy.

Christian children belong in Christian schools, either at home or somewhere around the block. Stop letting people who hate you “educate” your children.

Unless you like what they’re teaching them.

P.S.–Confound it!!! Phone call after phone call, distraction after distraction–and naturally I wind up posting tomorrow’s post today, and wasting time… &%$#&@!


Here We Go Again

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I really hate it, every two years, having to pray frantically for my country–praying we can dodge yet another bullet. Last Election Day, 2016, we dodged a freakin’ cannonball. I say “we dodged,” but what really happens is, God spares us. And tomorrow is another Election Day already: another bullet that must be dodged.

Lord, we really are trying to push this country back onto the right course: and you’ve got to know how badly we need your help. The delicate machinery of our republic has been given up to rust and corruption for many years, and there are many people who will have it so. They own the nooze media, the education establishment, Hollywood, at least half the big business corporations… and they own the Democrat Party. And they tell us, right up front, that what they want is “open borders” (quick quiz: name a country, any country, just one, that actually has had open borders–betcha can’t!), transgenderism, strangulation of the national economy, more abortions, the authority to throw people into prison for not believing in Climbit Change, purposeful corruption and politicization of all agencies of government, and a general suppression of the Christian religion. We know they’re for these things because they’ve said so!

So again we pray: Lord, you know who your enemies are: please smite them. Blast them with a great defeat that will keep them out of power forever. You know what they stand for, you know what they’ve done, and you know what they mean to do if they ever get the chance.

Deliver us again, O Lord, out of the hands of Democrats–I was going to say, “and other Far Left Crazy loons,” but it seems all of them are in the Democrat Party now, so saying so would be redundant. Deliver us, O Lord our God; in Jesus’ name, Amen.


‘”White Privilege Tax”: Are Liberals Retarded?’ (2015)

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These white people wouldn’t have to pay it.

This was only a joke, three years.

Put Democrats in power, and see how long it stays a joke.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/07/21/white-privilege-tax-are-liberals-retarded/

Sorry to mention it again: but the vote is tomorrow, and those people have got to be crushed. Hopefully for good.


The Great Democrat Naked Women Ad

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I have no desire to run a picture of that stupid ad. Here are some zebras instead.

Are these people quite all there?

Democrats have floated ads featuring ten naked women, including a mentally ill man who says he’s a woman, thinking this will get regular people to vote for them next week ( and of course the %$#$@# link doesn’t work–find the story on Breitbart.com–none of this dadburned technology works today). Try again: (https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/11/strip-to-win-dem-women-get-naked-to-get-out-the-vote/).

All Cherished Minorities are represented.

One of these, er, women looks like Elisha Cook Jr.

This display of naked women is supposed to be in support of #MeToo, which claims to be opposed to the objectification of women. Coulda fooled me. It’s also supposed to rally normal people around “transgender rights” and “reproductive rights” (in English, “abortion”).

How is this supposed to inspire Democrat votes? I don’t get it. Am I missing something that’s obvious to everybody else?

These are not normal people and they must never be allowed to take power in our country ever again.

Put them out of business on Election Day.


Oh, No! Divisive Language!

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“Journalists” in America don’t even try to imitate journalists anymore. Any old swill is good enough for them, as long as it’s Democrat swill.

Yesterday the New York Times–if you used it to line the bottom of your bird cage, your bird would get sick–proclaimed that President Trump is [trumpet fanfare] “losing the suburbs” , where people are just super-turned off by his use of [raspberry, please] “divisive language.

Hmm… let’s see… divisive language… Ah, here it is! “Basket of deplorables”–Hillary Clinton describing normal Americans who didn’t want to vote for her. “Dregs of society”–Crazy Joe Biden describing normal Americans who won’t “celebrate” homosexual parodies of marriage. “Get in their faces!”–Maxine Waters urging Democrats to assault Republicans in public places.

Not to mention the minute-by-minute booming Democrat tom-tom denouncing everyone but themselves as racist-hater-biggit-transphobe-nationalist-nazi-etc. The least little divergence from total abject obedience to their whole insane agenda brings down a torrent of abuse.

Donald Trump would have to rev it up about a hundred gears higher to come even close to what Democrats do with divisive language. You’d swear they had a patent on it. Hillary again: Can’t be no more civility until Democrats are back in power.

Election Day 2018 is next week.

If you’re even thinking of voting for a Democrat, any Democrat, or tossing away your vote on some third-party joke candidate and thereby helping a Democrat win–well, stop thinking of it, confront yourself in the mirror and confess your shame, and then on Tuesday go out and do the right thing–vote straight-down-the-line Republican.

Not that Republicans are plaster saints: far from it. But the job immediately at hand is to put the Democrat Party out of business. And then it’ll be time to see to the Republicans–a lot of RINOs need to be dragged kicking and screaming out of office.


How to Spot Voter Fraud

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Oh, boy! Midterm elections next week! The noozies all tell us the Blue Wave is coming, gonna sweep Democrats back into office so they can repeal our tax cuts, impeach our president, and erase our borders.

If you’re wondering why the same electorate that elected Donald Trump would for no reason at all turn around and surrender the country to the Far Left Crazy, here are three signs that will infallibly tell you that an election wasn’t all it should have been: three signs that Democrats have been at work.

*”Ooh-ooh, look what I found!” It’s a close race, the Democrat has fallen behind, when suddenly, voila, presto–! Somebody turns up a previously-overlooked cache of uncounted ballots, in an attic, or the trunk of someone’s car: and behold, they’re all Democrat votes! And the Bad Guys win.

*More votes cast than there are voters in the district. Dems have got this down to a fine art. Somehow they never fail to win if there’s, like, a 130% voter turnout. There are several ways to perform this trick. Bus people from poll to poll in different towns. Bring people in from out of state. Have dead people and illegal aliens voting. Dems have mastered the whole gamut of vote inflation.

*The sudden materialization of a “Libertarian” candidate to siphon votes away from the Republican. It almost always turns out that these Libertarian candidates are financed by the Democrats to do what Libertarians do best–not win elections, but help Democrats to win by soaking off Republican votes. Republicans help this get done by offering weak-kneed, slack-jawed, lily-livered RINOs that conservatives really hate to vote for. The arrival of a “Libertarian” in the race almost always heralds a Democrat win.

The problem with these sure signs is that by the time you see them, it’s too late to stop the fraud. But (hint to President Trump) it’s not too late to punish it.

We, the voters, can do our part by voting against every Democrat we can. We need to put them out of business.

Unless, of course, you like high taxes, illegal immigration, transgender bathrooms, laws against holding the wrong opinion, and all the rest of the Democrats’ de luxe fun-pack.


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