Year: 2024

Alias Who?

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They may be bad news, but they’re not using aliases.

Since 2020 there’s been an email floating around–we got it yesterday–alleging that a passel of front-page Democrats have been operating under names other than their own: that is, they have aliases. Like the folks on “Wanted” posters.

In fact, some of the aliases are merely maiden names or nicknames (Babe Ruth wasn’t legally named “Babe,” for instance). If they were really criminals on the lam, the FBI would ignore them: too busy spying on parents who don’t like their local school boards’ policies.

Because Our Side has an ongoing commitment to truth, we have to report that Barack Obama, Kamala Harris, Ilhan Omar, Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttsisname, and Bernie Sanders are not eluding prosecution by using fake names. Former New York Mayor Bill de Blasio really is Warren Wilhelm Jr., but that reflects a painful family matter and I prefer to leave it alone.

‘Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?’ (2019)

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They won’t be happy till they devour our liberty.

Just four years ago, some U.N. dottle from Denmark warned that if certain nations of the world didn’t knuckle under to the Climbit Chainge crowd, the, um, “international community” might have to apply military force to make them obey. As in “Do it our way or we’ll kill ya.”

Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?

Of course, this was going absolutely nowhere with Donald Trump as president. “Hey, America! How’s about you fund a war against America?” No, that was not going to fly. And just now the globalists have had to throttle down on Climbit Chainge because there’s already a fat juicy war going on between Russia and Ukraine and no one knows how to make it stop. Not to mention that other war in Israel. So marching on the U.S.A. with your elite troops from Tyrannistan is not on the table just now.

But please don’t think they’ve forgotten it.

 

‘Hallelujah’ (She’s Only 7!)

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Would you believe this little girl, this solo performer, is only seven years old? All we know about her is that her name is Veronica and she’s in first grade–and she can sing. Boy howdy, she can sing.

Cats Want In On It

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Our cat Buster wanted to be part of whatever was going on around here. Kibitzing with the TV repairman. Curling up on the manuscript you were trying to write. Some cats just aren’t aloof… but we loved Buster just as he was, kibitzing and all.

That’s How It’s Done, Son!

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He’s not kidding!

After only 18 days in office, Argentina’s new president, Javier Milei, is cleaning up Dodge City.

Among other things, here’s what he’s done so far (https://revolver.news/2023/12/18-days-into-power-argentina-president-milei-is-bulldozing-the-globalists/):

*Removed 12 of 21 cabinet posts

*Sacked 5,000 government employees

*Eliminated 380,000 government regulations

*Banned woke language in the military

I hope President Trump is watching this.

You can be sure the Democrats will do anything, and I do mean anything, to prevent such reforms and stay in power.

Florida Bans ‘Gender Reassignment’

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The noozies don’t like it, not one little bit!

(I didn’t want to do any nooze today, but the supervillains out there never take a day off… so here I am. I have a duty to get in their way.)

Far Left Crazy noozies are having a cow because Florida has banned fake “medical” procedures that sexually mutilate children (https://www.reuters.com/world/us/desantis-signs-florida-ban-gender-affirming-treatment-transgender-minors-2023-05-17/). Yowsah, yowsah! Lopping off perfectly healthy sexual organs on an eight-year-old child is [trumpet fanfare] “gender-affirming care.” Whereas refraining from doing so is, like, cruel and heartless–don’t you know how many children die from not having their bippies cut off???

But now in Florida if a surgeon performs such an abomination on anyone under 18 years of age, he or she can be charged with a felony.

Note: If you’re over 18 and you want your ginder reassigned, the new law does not prevent it and anyway you probably deserve it. And you’ll be sterile for the rest of your life, which will help society.

Reuters is very upset that momentum for such legislation seems to be building, nationwide.

They should have a coupon day for noozies wanting to be sterilized.

‘Beware Fake False Facts!’ (2019)

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Fake or genuine? “Gerbils evolved from birds.”

It started a few years ago, with some outfit named “Oobatz” trying to horn in on Acme False Facts’ domination of the false facts market.

Beware Fake False Facts!

Well, it’s only gotten worse–because now we’ve got the government involved.

In an underwater press conference, the CEO of Acme False Facts Inc. lamented, “One expects a certain level of background lying from the government. No one bothers to mention it. But lately it’s gotten so bad, we just can’t compete. Oobatz, come back, all is forgiven!”

Not that the government’s the only one trying to grab a big chunk of the market. There’s also the nooze media. “The Washington Post captured an army of our customers,” said Acme’s CEO, “with that story about Donald Trump owning slaves.”

 

‘What Child Is This?’

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Just because the contest’s over doesn’t mean we won’t post any more Christmas carols. I can’t get enough of them. Can’t get enough of Christmas.

I found this one by chance: What Child Is This?, sung by “Melanie,” whoever that is–beautiful job she did–backed up by a guitar that sounds vaguely like a harpsichord: a lovely sound.

O Lord our God! Bless this Christmas and put it to work all year! In our hearts, in our minds, in the work of our hands. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

Carol Contest: Closed

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Well, that’s that for our 2023 Christmas Carol Contest. I have won my own contest. Thanks to WordPress, the runner up is “Somebody,” anonymous.

I never thought third place would be important, so I don’t really know who came in third. If I can find some kind of enlightenment in my records, that reader will win the prize.

Byron was right: I should’ve offered a bicycle as the prize. Or something equally expensive. Live and learn.