‘We Are Not in Control’ (2015)

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Michael Crichton was a wildly successful novelist–The Andromeda Strain, Jurassic Park, just to name two of his many books. But one of those books, Prey, suggests to me that he never came to terms with his own religious impulses.

We Are Not in Control

Try as he might, Crichton could not let go of the notion that human beings are destined to control their environment (“Ye shall be as gods”). We have no need of God: we will eventually learn how to iron out the rough spots.

But it was those rough spots that Crichton wrote about; and he never shook off the observable truth that people–even scientists!–make very inadequate gods. The promised utopia never gets past the breaking-the-eggs stage.

Prey made me pity Crichton. The man had too much integrity to set up phony-baloney fictional utopias. Reality kept crashing in.

He had the courage to face it, but not the wit to answer it.

Get A Load of This Headline

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Are you ready for this? Here’s the headline.

Mr. Bean left his wife for a woman twice his age.

The actual text doesn’t follow the headline down the rabbit-hole. Comedian Rowan Atkinson, who plays Mr. Bean, is 62. His new wife is 32, not 124. No one is 124 years old.

The headline, etc., comes from Telegrafi, an Albanian news service.

I used to write headlines, as part of my job as a newspaper editor. Sometimes a mistake would happen–but nothing on the scale of this whopper.

Lately I’ve been wondering, “Doesn’t anyone know how to write news anymore?” Like, they give you a catchy headline and it turns out to have nothing to do with the text. I see that a lot, these days.

Read the news carefully. It might be drivel.

“‘Sorry, Charlie, You Ain’t Foolin’ Us'” (2020)

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It doesn’t have to be true. Real Smart People are true.

Remember “Baptist News Global,” a voice of “the wider progressive movement”?

Sorry, Charlie, You Ain’t Foolin’ Us

If the Church is wrong about key issues–marriage, for instance–and the Bible is wrong about it, too… does it not follow, of necessity, that God Himself is wrong?

Which is what all forms of religious “progressivism” are about: God being wrong. In fact, that’s probably the only thing you need to know about progressivism.

‘As Long as It’s Not More Than Two Murders…’

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Wow! A bill in the Washington State Senate, SB5266-52, would grant early release to convicted murderers who… er, “only” committed two murders or less when they were 18 years old (https://legalinsurrection.com/2025/03/bill-could-allow-early-release-for-juvenile-killers-if-they-didnt-kill-more-than-two-people/).

The reason for letting them out of jail at 24 years old is–get this–is because the brain isn’t fully developed till the age of 24. 

Sounds like some state senators’ brains aren’t fully developed yet, either.

Oh! And they also want to give “rental vouchers” to released murderers. Out of jail early and live rent-free!

Of course, if you’ve murdered three victims or more, you’ll have to serve at least 20 years.

A similar bill has already failed in the Washington House. (The Senate to the rescue: “Let ’em out!”

Why do Democrat senators want to do this?

Damned if I know.

‘ Hot Dog, a Statue of Myself!’

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“Is this a joke?” “Not yet, but it will be.”  I, Claudius (Jack Pulman)

Well, at least he’s not wallowing in false modesty. Is he?

California Gov. Gavin Newsom somehow got his donors to pony up $97.000 for a bronze statue of… well, him (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/03/11/revealed-gavin-newsom-secretly-funded-monument-to-himself-inside-san-francisco-city-hall/). It is currently on display in San Francisco City Hall.

Back to ancient Rome: Asked why he didn’t have a statue in the Forum, Cato the Elder replied that he would rather have people asking why he didn’t have a statue than have them asking why he did.

I do wonder what our country’s founders would have thought of her officials coming on like Third World tin-horn tyrants.

Want Disaster Relief? Dump DEI

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This is the mess the storm made. It was an equal-opportunity storm.

President Donald Trump’s administration will provide Asheville, NC, with relief funds to clean up after Hurricane Helene (last September)–but those funds are NOT to be used to promote a “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion” agenda, says HUD Secretary Scott Turner (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0_cvDzYmlY).

“Prioritizing assistance based on race and gender identification  rather than need” is a no go, said Turner.”DEI is dead at HUD.”

Asheville has asked for $225 million in aid. After this little dust-up over DEI, the city has promised to comply… and NOT  “prioritize Minority and Women-Owned Businesses (MWBE)…”

Ooh! What a nice acronym!

Far Left Crazy has a huge investment in DEI and will try every trick in the book to keep it going. Watch out for a name-change in the near future.

‘You’ve Got Till 6 P.M. to Clear Out…’

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I’d better get this written now, before the story disappears or turns itself inside out.

The offices of the U.S. Dept. of Education are “temporarily closed” today, according to their switchboard (1-800-872-5327).

Yesterday (Tuesday) President Donald Trump gave DOE personnel until 6 p.m. to vacate all Dept. of Education buildings, nationwide. They are expected to be re-opened tomorrow (https://www.yahoo.com/news/education-department-closes-office-buildings-204724307.html).

Major layoffs are also expected: some 1,300 “workers.” And $25,000 buyouts may be offered.

The Dept. of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has been looking into expenditures by the Education department, turning up such gems as these:

*A billion dollars (!) to advance “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion” in the public schools

*Flying the “Pride flag,” supporting militant political and cultural aggression by Organized Sodomy

*Testing students at 53 Illinois public schools, NONE of the students tested were proficient in mathematics at their grade level. Zip, zero, nada.

*A 700-page “amendment” (!) has been added to Title IX “to stop harassment based on subjective gender identification”

The president has no power to abolish the Dept. of Education. That would have to be done by Congress. But he can certainly make life uncomfortable for them.

We, some years ago, seem to have entered a phase of history in which agencies created by governments to serve the public only rob them, bully them, insult them, and cheat them. “Public education” offers abundant examples–if “abundant” is not too tame a word for it.

 

Social Security Payments… to 360-Year-Old?

A man in a suit stands, yells and points a cane. His mostly seated colleagues look at him.

Really cheesed off, aren’t they?

Democrats are screaming bloody murder over President Trump’s claim that 4.7 million people aged 100 to 109–and one who seems to be 360 years old–are receiving Social Security payments (https://lailluminator.com/2025/03/05/repub/trump-social-security/).

The point, of course, was that Social Security record-keeping is not as tidy as it should be. And the Democrats’ point, as usual, is that the Republican president has it in for old people and wants to cut their benefits. But then Democrats never tell the truth if they can help it.

Some 73 million Americans, including my wife and me, will get Social Security payments this year. I find no reason to believe that Donald Trump is gunning for us. But if you really do trust Democrats to manage America’s finances… well, oh, boy!

So Who Was Minding the White House

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Was he nuts all along, or just down the home stretch?

The Heritage Foundation Oversight Project has made a shocking and challenging discovery.

With only one notable exception, “virtually every document bearing Biden’s signature during his presidency was signed by an autopen” (https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/03/06/bombshell-discovery-could-make-all-of-bidens-presidential-actions-null-and-void-n4937648). The exception was his public statement of his intent to drop out of the 2024 presidential race.

“Who was running the country when Joe Biden was not all there?” asked the foundation.

The suggestion is that, since President Biden did not actually sign anything, then all the official acts that he pretended to sign for must be considered “null and void.”

The further suggestion is that with the president in la-la land all the time, the business of the presidency was taken care of by First Lady Jill Biden, First Crook Hunter Biden, and a bunch of nameless 20-something Far Left staffers. None of these people was ever voted for. They had no authority to govern anything.

As for SloJo… Where the devil was he? What was he doing? And what about all those executive orders, and legislative items, that he signed into law? Are they still laws, if no one with the authority to do so signed them into law? Is anybody bound to obey them? What about judges appointed by Biden, signed into office by… who? Do their rulings still apply?

What a mess.

Let’s see if the nooze media can bury this scandal.

AG Rescinds Biden Regime’s Tagging Parents as ‘Terrorists’

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Biden called them “domestic terrorists”

One of the most spectacular abuses of power by the Biden administration was a memo labeling parents who objected to their local school boards’ policies as “domestic terrorists” (https://justthenews.com/government/courts-law/garland-school-boards-memo-rescinded-bondi-footnote).

On her second day in office, Attorney General Pam Bondi found the memo concealed in a footnote and immediately rescinded it. So they’ll have to stop using the FBI (!) to “police” school board meetings.

When the news of this came out last year, public outrage was strong enough to move the National School Boards Assn.–who originally filed the “complaint” and asked Garland’s Justice Dept. to do something about it–hurriedly backed off.

The Biden administration, with its shambling figurehead out in front, behaved as if it were fighting the Cold War in 1960–a Cold War against the American people.

AG Bondi and President Donald Trump won this battle for us.

There will be more.