And Then We Had an Earthquake…

New Jersey had an earthquake last night. Patty and I slept through it.

It wasn’t a very big earthquake, but I was surprised that I was able to sleep through anything at all. Nor did it wake my wife. We must’ve been exhausted.

Our state does get an earthquake every now and then. It’s rather alarming when you’re sitting on the pot at work, trying at the same time to organize your day. That happened to me when I was editor of  The Bayshore Independent. It felt like a subway going by… only this town didn’t have a subway.

I keep thinking the LORD is trying to tell us something.

‘Praise Ye the Lord the Almighty’

Here’s a hymn we used to sing in Sunday school–Praise Ye the Lord the Almighty, sung here by the Altar of Praise Men’s Chorale. I hear it and I see a summer Sunday, after church… and maybe a family cookout, with horseshoes.

‘Trust and Obey’

I don’t know who’s singing this, I have to hurry because the man is here to perform a checkup on our computers.

But first–here’s a hymn we sang a lot in Sunday school: Trust and Obey. Very nice a capella version.

By Request, ‘Michael Row the Boat Ashore’

My stars, how hearing this brings me back! Michael Row the Boat Ashore, sung by the Highwaymen–1960. Requested by TheWhiteRabbit.

How popular was this song? In the summer of 1960, after the Highwaymen’s appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show, you heard it everywhere. The song is still here–but what happened to the Highwaymen?

Kitten Cuddles Mouse (?)

Is this for real–or is it AI messing with our brains?

But the Bible says these things will someday happen: “The lion and the lamb shall lie down together,” Isaiah 11:6. Every now and then, God gives us a little glimpse of that. You should’ve seen my iguana cuddling up, on a snowy day outside, with his dog and cat friends on my bed. Three simple souls, in the innocence God gave them.

(I wonder if the mouse is actually a rat.)

‘Bringing in the Sheaves’

When we first sang this in Sunday school, I had no idea what “sheaves” were. A kind of cow, maybe? But I caught on soon enough.

Bringing in the Sheaves, bluegrass version by Shiloh Music.

A Summer’s Day, Back Then

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Let’s go back to 1960, when I was 11 years old. It’s summer vacation, school is out–let’s go! Live it up!

Gobble up my breakfast, then rush outside with mitt and bat to see if my friends Jimmy and Frank are ready to play ball. They are. So we shag flies for a while, until there are enough kids there for a softball game.

Hop on the bikes, race through the woods next door, and stop at the spring for a drink (who would dare to do that now?). Back on the bikes, over to the candy store. And then to Tommy’s Pond to catch frogs… or fish.

Afternoon is almost played out. A quick dip in our backyard pool seems in order: then grab the newspaper before anybody else, so I can see how Willie Mays made out last night. Box scores tell the tale.

Then suppertime. Corn on the cob. The farm is ten minutes away by bike.

After supper, a game of kickball on the street… till it gets dark.

That day it was over 100 degrees outside. We had a lot of days like that! It was the middle of July, of course it was going to be hot. No one heard of “Climbit Change” or “Global Warming.” We did just fine without it. If you wanted air conditioning, go to the movies. Or to the dentist.

That’s how it was.

‘I Need Thee Every Hour’

My mother used to sing this hymn as she went about her housework; and so did her mother, before her. Oh, it brings them back to me!

I Need Thee Every Hour, sung here by Fernando Ortega. Excuse me while I dry my eyes.

Climate Crybabies to Take Over Baseball?

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Remember when it was “the summer game”?

For years I played in a night-time softball league. The league expanded, had more and more games, and we were later and later getting home (the field was only a couple of blocks from our address).

My wife came out around midnight one night because I still wasn’t home and she was worried. She came outside just in time to see John and me pull up in John’s car and practically crawl to the sidewalk. This was, by the way, some forty years ago. We were drained, we were exhausted, we were drenched with sweat.

Because it was the middle of the summer, Einstein! There was no climbit change, no globble warming! There was only… hot. And by Jove, it stayed hot all summer.

And nobody was clamoring for government to control the climate.

So we have a pack of noozies in their air conditioned studios haranguing us about Climbit Change and how we’d better give up all sorts of amenities before we inadvertently fricassee The Planet.

Oh for heaven’s sake, shut up!

‘Yield Not to Temptation’

Both our computers have been on strike this morning, up till just now–so fingers crossed, and here we go.

We sang this hymn in Sunday school–Yield Not to Temptation. (I can close my eyes and see Mrs. Raleigh at the piano.)

Maybe play a little horseshoes in the afternoon.