Teens ‘Flock’ to Robot Companions

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We always knew they weren’t real. (Please say “yes.”)

Would you be alarmed if your 12-year-old spent all his free time holding phony “conversations” with an Al Gore hand puppet? (If your answer is “Heck, no–why should I feel alarmed?,” please seek professional help).

But! A new study says three out of four teens “flock to companion bots despite the risks” (https://www.idahocountyfreepress.com/news/national/three-quarters-of-us-teens-use-ai-companions-despite-risks-study/article_24e2510c-d8d6-5310-83ca-bb73e1e890e8.html). They make “emotional connections” (holy cow) with bots over other people, and discuss “serious matters” with robots rather than with other people.

The risk is, you’ll lose your connections with family and friends and invest yourself in pseudo-relationships with inanimate objects. We would think a 15-year-old boy very odd if he spent all his time talking to a plastic doll. (And no, it does not matter what he thinks it’s saying!)

Okay, sure: I had a teddy bear, and a nice yellow bunny. I was five years old. Nobody ever told me these were actual living creatures, nor did I come to that conclusion on my own. And even if I didn’t know they were dollies then, I didn’t carry them off to high school with me.

I wonder how many dolls have accompanied their owners to college.

 

What a Night (*Sigh*)

Gray Tree Frogs – Cape May Magazine

I had a rough night last night. But I remember two dreams I had–well, I sort of remember them–so maybe I had a little more sleep than I thought.

First I woke in the middle of the night with the traces of a nice, soothing dream in which I was playing with tree frogs (see the photo above). I was sorry to come out of that one.

Later, almost morning, I woke from a dream involving Strobe Talbot. Who? I couldn’t quite remember who he was, so we looked him up. He’s a die-hard Clintonista who has it in for Donald Trump.

Why did I dream about him? I don’t know. Often enough, dreams are trying to tell you something that you missed during the day. But Strobe Talbot? Members of the Clinton administration sneaking into my sleep? Wouldn’t they just love being able to do that!

Any ideas, out there? I can’t wait to hear them.

Spiders in the Spongecake!

Germany Smuggled Spiders

So you want to be a customs officer…

You never know what’s going to turn up in a customs check. Check out that carton of spongecake, for instance:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tarantulas-sponge-cake-german-airport-customs/

The boxes were shipped from Viet Nam and wound up in Germany, in Cologne-Bonn Airport. They contained 1,500 “young” tarantulas. Officials were tipped off by what they described as an “unfamiliar smell.”

I can’t help imagining someone dropping the carton and it breaks open when it hits the floor, releasing 1,500 tarantulas into a crowded public space.

Oh, boy, spongecake!

He Can’t Command the 7th Fleet, After All

You’re in the Navy now!

Today’s US Navy!

Well, the Senate has withdrawn the nomination (to command the 7th Fleet) of an admiral who “allowed drag queen performances on [his]”  aircraft carrier” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/07/pentagon-withdraws-nomination-admiral-who-allowed-drag-queen/).

Somewhere the Village People are singing In the Navy.

The drag queen performances, according to the admiral’s office, were for “Morale, Welfare, and Recreation.” Nothin’ like knowin’ what you’re fightin’ for–eh?

With hundreds, if not thousands, of recreational options to choose from, they pick some dancing perverts? Really, truly–is this the U.S. Navy? How many of us had fathers in the Navy, putting their lives on the line to defend our country?

The rot runs deep.

 

‘Progressive Conservatives’? (Eh?)

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Ontario Premier Doug Ford–a leading Progressive Conservative

If you think politics is already confusing, what do you say to Ontario’s innovation–“Progressive Conservatives” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO82uuxiunk)?

Actually, this is not the first time Canada has had “Progressive Conservatives.” (Why does that sound like “This is not the first time my dog had a tapeworm”?) They last went extinct in 2003, but now they’re back–at least in Ontario.

What do “Progressive Conservatives” stand for? [Looks quickly around the room, but no one else is there.] I don’t know. Is it sort of like “warm snow”? Jumbo shrimp? Colossal olives? Search me.

It’s surprising this political movement hasn’t yet caught on in our own United States. It sounds like a perfect hideout for “Moderate Democrats” who have been found out. Rest up, recover from the polls, and come out sounding Reasonable for as long as you can. Who knows? You might make a comeback.

Dems Off the Deep End

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How wacky will they get?

Dig this headline:

“House Dems Say Their Trump Derangement Supporters Are Urging Them to Get Violent, Get Arrested, to Stop President Trump” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/07/storm-white-house-house-democrats-say-their-trump/).

In the words of one House Democrat, “There needs to be blood.”

I’m not entirely sure the story is true, but it’s not incredible. Are Democrats all that crazy? Well, who says they aren’t?

What is it that they want? Uh… power. And damn the consequences.

They mustn’t be allowed to get it.

Jaguar: the Car for Out-of-Work Actors

Gee, you miss stuff like this when you don’t watch TV.

This ad is supposed to make you want to buy a Jaguar–sight unseen, of course. All we see is freaky models who don’t look quite alive–or quite human, for that matter–doing freaky things.

Someone said, “Now we know where the ad team for Bud Light went.” But this is worse. Someone else said, “We’re here to delete ordinary.”

How about a little honesty? For instance: “Hi! We’re always looking to recruit new faces for our jolly squad of perverts and wackos. If you think you might be weird and twisted enough to be one of us… shave your head, dye your face, and wear a tutu. And don’t worry about looking for us: we’ll find you!”

So much for Western civilization.

Deportee Tries to… ‘Eat Himself’???

A man described as “a cannibal” had to be taken off the airplane with “serious wounds” after he tried to (oh, holy cow)… well, eat himself. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and federal agents with ICE.

https://nypost.com/2025/07/01/us-news/us-captured-cannibal-illegal-migrant-who-tried-to-eat-his-own-arms-during-deportation-flight-kristi-noem-reveals-in-wild-press-conference/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/07/02/noem-alleged-cannable-tried-to-eat-himself-during-deportation-flight/

We are not told how he went about this activity. He was on the plane being deported out of the country. Which part of himself did he try to eat first? (His arms, says Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem.) Did he use any utensils, or just chow down on a handy forearm? And I suppose we ought to be thankful that he didn’t try to eat anybody else.

What do they do with him now? Please feel free to theorize.

Giant Squids (You Didn’t Ask for It)

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, by Jules Verne. H.P. Lovecraft’s The Call of Cthulhu. These fantasies feature giant squids, or something very like them.

I like a plate of fried calamari. But the giant squid–50 feet long, sometimes longer: nobody really knows for sure–well, that’s another story. A very dramatic one: here’s a clip from the movie.

Anyhow, we don’t know how many gigantic squids there might be in the ocean, how they live, how big they get to be, etc., etc. Sperm whales eat them. Big squids wash up on the shore, dead as doornails. I don’t think anyone has ever seen a live one…

And lived to tell about it.

What the Devil Was This?

Illustration of French police officers in uniform.

Are they going to catch those clowns?

So… World Music Day in France, huge holiday, streets and sidewalks full of people listening to, grooving on, and playing music. What could go wrong?

You’ll never guess.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/22/world-news/teen-girls-among-145-stabbed-with-syringes-across-france-at-popular-music-festival-12-sickos-arrested/

French police have arrested a dozen wackos who went around sticking people with syringes–145 victims, including many teenage girls. We do not know what was in the syringes. If the French cops know, they have not yet shared the information. Some of the victims are now in the hospital. Again, information is being withheld.

The music festival celebrates the summer solstice. Shades of the Wicker Man.

I expect this story to be buried before we really find out anything. But we’ll see.”