(If only it was an ice cream cone…)
If you’re not already fed up to the gills with it, permit me to talk a little politics. I have a degree with honors in Political Science. My field of expertise is the Viking Age; and I’m afraid it seems more relevant in 2024 than it did when I earned it.
Slojo Biden–should he stay or should he go? Democrat heavy hitters are doubling down on him. But other Democrat bigwigs say no, good heavens, no! Throw him under the bus and find somebody else. Even CNN’s Jake Tapper, of all people.
They’re right back where they were in 2019, having to choose between a candidate that no one ever heard of, or tap some Far Left Crazy (their whole bench springs to mind) who won’t get any votes from normal people. That’s how SloJo got nominated in the first place. Just keep him in the cellar and cheat your way to victory.
They’d like us to think our eyes and ears were fooling us, that debate was nowhere near as awful as we thought. You’ll see–next time out he’ll be as sharp as a tack, just like we’ve told you all along. Fully fit to be the leader of the Free World. As long as nothing dicey happens when he’s in one of his “Where am I?” spells.
I wish I could tell you I know how Ragnar Hairy-Breeks would have hacked his way out of this dilemma, but I can’t remember any vikings who were that incompetent.
So… Will it be Ms. or Mr. Nobody, or some Left-wing dindle who was passed over for Biden last time out?
Sorry, Dems–I can’t help you with this one.
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