“You’re all racists, and you know it. Vote Democrat and wash away your guilt!
Any minute now, we’ll be launched into the race-baiting portion of our 2024 national elections… Everyone’s a Racist but the Democrat candidate. And America’s a racist hell-hole.
Here’s how it’s done, vintage 2020:
Yep! All it takes is a Democrat demogogue to “Explain” to us white folks just how bad and low-down we are, and we will self-hate ourselves into a utopia.
Run by Them. Always by Them, for Their benefit.
“Democracy” in action!
We all know, don’t we, that next year’s election has already been rigged. We’ll get the news while we’re in the new lockdown: “Whoo-ee! 95 million votes for Michelle Obama’s bed lamp!” And of course, what would a presidential election be without noozies and other Democrats trying to get rid of the Electoral College?
Leftids don’t like our republican form of government. That’s why they work so tirelessly to change it.
I’d say the next election already has a 75% chance of being in the can.
Which germ will launch the 2024 pandemic?
Next year’s national elections are for all the marbles. Democrats will trot out every dirty trick they know… while Republicans dither.
We have learned that nothing works better than a great pandemic to skew an election . Lockdowns, mail-in ballots, drop boxes, bundles of ballots delivered after the polls closed (tons of unexpected Democrat votes)–hey, it worked in 2020! The Democrats could have gotten a palm tree elected president. They settled for Biden.
Let’s get up a pool! What will be the next pandemic, just in time for the 2024 elections? A new COVID variant leads the pack so far, but don’t count out measles, bird flu, collywobbles, plague–don’t count out anything. Just write down your guess and mail it in to the pool. Anyone who guesses right gets a million dollars and free jabs.
If they do wind up nominating a palm tree, though, all bets are off.
Then you take away the ice cream and the chocolate… Pretend it’s the Bill of Rights or something.
First ladies are always annoying. No one voted for them, they aren’t mentioned in the Constitution, and they’re constantly on the lookout for some way to make themselves relevant.
Mrs. Obama was just a very expensive pest. And she wanted to do away with ‘smores.
I only bring it up because Newt Gingrich is going around saying watch out for Michelle Obama, she could be the Democrat candidate in 2024… as the U.S. goes full third-world and starts electing presidents’ wives to succeed them. In a country of 350 million, we have to stoop to that?
Our Free & Independent Democrat nooze media have been cackling merrily over friction between President Donald Trump and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. It seems they’ve been taking pot-shots at each other… and the Far Left just loves it.
With all due respect–guys, cut it out! What’s the matter with you? We have to save our country, and we need both of you to do it! I mean, are you crazy? If one of you knock the other off, who benefits but Democrats? Maybe you can even destroy each other politically. That would solve a host of problems for the Bad Guys.
Ron and Don, you’ve got to work together–starting now! Save the fighting, save the ego tripping, till after the Democrat Party is dead, cremated, and its ashes scattered over Washington. Like, we just outvoted these villains by six million votes–and we still don’t get anything to show for it? How can that be?
We need both of you, so stop trying to topple one another. Anyone would think George Soros put a spell on you. Just stop it, okay!
And work together to win all the marbles in 2024. It may be our last chance to save our country.
“You’re not listening to me…!”
You know you’re in dire straits when the voice of reason turns out to be Hillary Clinton.
Mrs. Clinton has warned her Democrat Party that getting all hung up on transgender mania, and banning J.K. Rowling, is going to lose them the election in 2024 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10932979/Hillary-Clinton-warns-Democrats-obsession-transgender-issues-cost-2024-election.html). They gotta be out there solving real problems that real people care about, she says–like inflation, insane gas prices, and high crime rates–instead of dancing to the tune of a micro-minority.
Now hold on there! I am not suggesting that Hillary is all better now. She still babbles about “losing our democracy”–doesn’t that phrase make you gnash your teeth?–and the whole country turning into The Handmaid’s Tale if Democrats don’t win. The point is that when even a nut-job like Hillary can read the writing on the wall, it’s probably time to read the writing on the wall.
Using stupidities like “persons who menstruate” and “pregnant people” as euphemisms for “women,” as if any kind of euphemism were actually necessary, is turning people off the Progressive Express, Hillary warns. She may be the world’s most unpopular woman–she has a great deal of competition for that title, but never mind–but apparently she does know BS when she sees it.
Psst! Democrats! Nominate Hillary for president in 2024 (come on, who else ya got?) and then get into a big fight with her over how hard the party’s gotta push transgender.
Guaranteed to work! I’ve got a degree in Political Science, and I endorse this caper.
I don’t know why I was looking at 2024, with 2020 breathing down our necks–and what a disaster that’s turned out to be.
It’s amazing, though, what you can see in a jar of Miracle Whip.
In Jesus’ time no nation had the right to change its government. You lived as best you could with what was imposed on you by brute force. You’d better believe His kingdom was not of this world. This one’s just a mess. He came to sort it out. In the meantime… ugh.
If elections are made corrupt and meaningless, we’ll be going back to that.