‘Very Weird School Policy: “Smile Or Else!”‘ (2018)

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Guaranteed to bring up a smile…

Somehow this story always reminds me of Sessue Hayakawa in The Bridge on the River Kwai, admonishing his prisoners, “Be happy in your work.”

Very Weird School ‘Policy’: Smile–or Else!

What kind of kooks are coming out of teachers’ colleges? “Smile or else”? They command the students to be cheerful? One can hardly help asking, “About what? About having to be in this loony bin?”

I don’t think “school officials” ever explained what this policy was supposed to achieve.

Probably just slipped their minds.

Public School Outrage Du Jour

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There is no way I’m going to illustrate this post with anything pertaining to its bizarre content. Here’s a nice bunny instead.

Today our weirdness safari takes us to the high-end town of Nutley, NJ–where (and I’m not making this up: why do I have to keep saying that?) a substitute teacher has been busted for masturbating in front of a classroom full of high school students (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4047744/posts).

But wait, there’s more!

This was his second offense. A month and a half before the encore, he went into his act for a roomful of middle schoolers.

What? He did this–and instead of being locked up somewhere, he got another teaching gig and did it again? How does that happen?

It happens because parents keep on sending their kids to public schools owned and operated and dominated by Far Left teachers’ unions, mentally diseased “education” theorists, and overpaid administrators.

Please stop doing that.

‘After-School Satan Club’ for the Kiddies!

An elementary school in Illinois is hosting an “after-school Satan Club” for children 6 to 11 years old (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/01/school-satan-club-targeting-children-ages-6-11-illinois-elementary-school-sparks-outrage/). Parents are upset.

Oh, no (we are assured)–it won’t in the least be about teaching children to worship Satan! Why, it’s just another “educational program” provided by the Temple of Satan.

The school and its teachers have nothing at all to do with this, says the superintendent of schools. If they don’t rent out the building to whoever comes along asking for it, they’re gonna get sued. That’s what they tell us. We are at liberty to doubt whether this “rule” is equally enforced for all.

How many inducements to homeschooling do our public “educators” have to come up with? Why would anyone but a weirdo want his children “taught” in these schools? Just another “educational program.” And I am the Sultan of Swat.

Teach the Kids… Outdoors?

Wow! It’s 24 degrees out, with snow and ice on the ground. You are an… um… “teacher” at a local elementary school, and it’s lunchtime. What do you do?

Well, come on, it’s obvious! You herd the kids outside and have ’em sit on the cold blacktop while they eat their lunch as fast as they can (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/01/covid-child-abuse-virginia-elementary-school-teacher-holds-class-outdoors-sub-freezing-weather/). You might want to spend a little class time out there, too.

We are not told why this is done. Scared o’ germs, maybe?

And if you were guessing that this was yet another Northern Virginia public school story, you were right on target.

I don’t know. Maybe when I was in third grade, I might’ve thought it was fun to eat outside in 24 degrees. But we have been led to believe that adults have better sense than third graders.

Probably we shouldn’t believe that anymore. At least not where public schooling is concerned.

‘Public Education Must Die’ (2018)

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They call it “education.”

Please don’t think your kids are safe in school just because you live in a red state. Far-Left Wacko teachers’ unions control public education in all 50 states.

A few years ago the principal of a charter school in Georgia decided to get rid of the Pledge of Allegiance and replace it with a newfangled pledge to some mythical “global community.”

Public Education Must Die

Happily, the public found out about it and got the scheme sunk before it could do any harm.

It’s almost impossible to fire them, and now they’re clobbering your kids over the head with Hypocritical Race Theory. And they’re always doing everything they can to keep parents from finding out what their kids are being taught. A couple weeks ago a teachers’ union in Massachusetts sued a parent for asking what was in her five-year-old’s curriculum.

Well, there’s one promise I feel safe in making:

Kill public education, and Far Left Crazy dies.

‘UCLA Prof Dies in “Ritual Mummification” Caper’ (2018)

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This story’s just chock-full of goodies.

UCLA Prof Dies in ‘Ritual Mummification’ Caper

We spend a fortune to send our kids to collidge to be “educated” by wackos like this so-called professor. He dies at a party where–don’t ask why, we don’t want to know–he has himself mummified alive in plastic wrap, and dies because now he can’t breathe and they can’t unwrap him fast enough. This happens at the home of “a Hollywood executive.” We actually pay to watch movies made by these people.

Is our civilization trying on purpose not to survive?