Lee Duigon

If you ever feel the need to impress a bunch of progs and liberals, here are a few things you can say that’ll make them think you’re as smart as they are–one of the gang.

1. “Global warming causes homophobia, and vice versa.”

2. “We can too spend our way out of debt. Just watch!”

3. “Obamacare is a fantastic success, and only racists say it isn’t.”

4. “Diversity is everything, and anyone who doesn’t think so must be beaten senseless.”

5. “If the Bible’s so true, how come there’s nothing in it about evolution, past lives, or getting rid of capitalism? Huh? Huh?”

6. “The only reason anybody opposes amnesty for all those undocumented workers in the shadows, is because they can’t understand that America would be a better country if we made it more like Mexico or Somalia.”

Mind you, I’m not saying any of these statements is true. These are just things you can say to make libs like you and think you have a profound mind, just like theirs.

Why you should ever want to impress them is your own business.

As reported by CNS News, June 14, our beloved IRS is advertising for a “diversity and inclusion specialist,” with a starting salary of $123,758 a year. CNS quoted the tax agency’s help-wanted ad as saying the diversity specialist [please pass the barf bag] will “serve as a change agent–”ugh! blap!–”to provide strategies, solutions, training, tools, resources–” here it comes–”and thought leadership“–yes, thought leadership, whatever the sod that is–” on diversity and foster inclusion…” He, she, or it will also “build internal awareness” for diversity and inclusion.

I wonder what “internal awareness” means. I wonder what happens to you if you don’t have “internal awareness” for diversity and inclusion.

Has anybody noticed that, used in this context, the words “diversity” and “inclusion” have absolutely no rational meaning? So what we’re really talking about here is $123,000 and change, ponied up by the defenseless American taxpayers, for someone to prate and babble about things that are totally meaningless.

Oh–this prating fool who will cost us $123,000 will also be empowered to “effect minor disciplinary measures, such as warnings and reprimands”. And for those who like their crapola to finish with a flourish, the ad winds up with this:

“At the IRS, you will use your skills… to help make America stronger.”

I think my appendix just popped.

A teacher at a trendy Manhattan prep school has raised a ruckus by assigning 9th-graders to write suicide notes. You can get the full story by reading “York Prep Teacher Asks Students to Compose Suicide Notes In School Assignment,” by Rebecca Klein, June 12, in The Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ ).

The 9th-graders were reading The Secret Life of Bees as part of their literary education (lol!), and as one of the characters in the book commits suicide, the kids were assigned to write suicide notes, presumably as a means of gaining a deeper understanding of the character’s motivation. I haven’t read the bloody thing, and probably never will. It seems to be the usual exercise in racial scab-picking and injustice-collecting, anti-white and anti-male, and so on. Anyhow, the main thing is, the teacher had the kids write suicide notes. At least one parent remarked, “We pay a lot of money to send our kids to the school.” Sucker.

Toward the end of Ms. Klein’s article there are links to reports of similar incidents in Britain and France. So maybe playing up suicide is the newest cutting-edge fad in secular “education.”

Guess what–we all pay a lot of money to send our kids to school! Whether it’s a public high school or a fancy-schmancy prep school, it sucks up money like a black hole. The only difference is whether you pay it as a school tax or tuition.

Might I suggest, just as a general rule of life: Do not let strangers educate your children.

Unless, of course, you want your kids to learn about sodomy, gender-bending, suicide, socialism, class warfare, racial warfare, and all that other stuff that “educators” are so fond of.

Really, people–what else do these clowns have to do, to prove to you that they are a menace to your children?

The old crystal ball last night showed me some pictures that made me uneasy about my country’s future.  I saw the top news stories for the year 2030.Here are some of the lowlights.

*Senate rejects “path to citizenship” for Caucasian Americans. Said Majority Leader Abdel-Aziz al-Zarkawi (D-Nuevo York), “I don’t know why anyone even suggested it.” The vote against the measure was unanimous, with all 100 Democrat senators voting no.

*To celebrate the mid-point of his fifth term in office, President Barack Hussein al-Akbar Obama issued Executive Order 15,971,202, allowing no one but “gays” to serve in local, county, state, and federal police forces.

*The last copy of the United States Constitution was destroyed in a formal shredding ceremony at the White House. “From now on, I am the Constitution,” said President and Exalted Leader Obama.

*A gallon of gasoline will now cost you $12,000.

*The aging Bill Ayres was sworn in as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He took his oath on a copy of The Communist Manifesto, administered by Associate Justice Kim Kardashian.

*Human sacrifices were performed today in Washington, D.C., before the Colossus of George Soros, to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the 500-foot tall effigy. Since the Washington Monument was torn down to make room for it, compulsory attendance laws have made the Colossus of Soros the most-visited site in America.

Think the crystal ball is kidding, folks? Maybe. But what they’re doing to our country, they’re doing right before our eyes.

God save us.