A Worse Taxation Regime Than Ours

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Julius Caesar

Don’t get me wrong–ours is pretty bad. My wife, with decades of experience as a top-notch bookkeeper, trained by CPAs, responsible for her company’s finances, took all week and half a ream of paper to prepare our taxes. If it’s that complicated and difficult for her, what’s it like for someone else?

But as bad as our taxation regime is, history provides us with one that was even worse, much worse–the one the Roman Empire used at the time of Christ.

Once upon a time the Romans financed their government with booty looted from the people that they conquered. Silver and gold, proceeds from the sale of slaves–it all went into the treasury. But eventually they ran out of rich peoples they could conquer, and at the same time, the Roman state became much, much bigger and costlier, so they needed another way.

Thus was born the Roman tax-farming system, perhaps the worst form of taxation ever devised by fallen man.

At least it was simple, though. The tax farmer purchased the franchise for a district to be taxed, paid the amount which the Romans had assessed the district for, and then it was up to him to get the money back, and then some. Naturally, the tax farmer had a big incentive to bleed the people of the district for all that he could get. That the system was onerous, unjust, notoriously corrupt, cruel, and could even be economically ruinous–well, the Romans decided they could live with that. Suddenly their reserve for uncollected taxes was “zero.”

Julius Caesar realized that these savings were illusory if you had to send in the legions to put down a revolt set off by insupportable taxation, so he tried to end the tax farming and replace it with a better system. Alas for all concerned, this was a battle even Caesar couldn’t win. Tax farming was too entrenched, and Roman accounting was unable to come up with a better way.

Now, here’s the question that occurs to me. Given the vast ignorance of history that pervades all levels of our own society, what would happen if someone introduced legislation to have “tax reform” by changing over to the Roman system of tax farming? “After all, it successfully financed the Empire for hundreds of years!” How many of our snail-brained leaders would vote for it? And which thugs and vampires would become our tax farmers?

Meanwhile, the Bible gives us a plain poll tax for an example, but no one’s interested in that.

Except the Lord build the house, they labor in vain that build it.   –Psalm 127:1

Encore! ‘O Worship the King’

Pardon me for repeating myself. This is one of my  very favorite hymns, it’s been in my head for two days, and I tried to sing it to myself yesterday, on my way to the nursing home to see Aunt Joan, but I couldn’t–it filled my heart and choked my words.

I have no idea who performs this beautiful rendition, and I love the video: and I can’t help it, I hear the Holy Spirit in this hymn and it makes me want to cry for joy–because the Lord is with me.

More Wacky Cats

Let’s get sane by watching cats act crazy. I mean, why are they so fond of stuffing themselves into glass jars, etc.? You or I would be considered quite peculiar if we tried to do that.

Nostalgia bonus: Dig that Hawaii 5-0 theme music! “Book ’em, Dano!”

…But They Are a Lot Meaner Than You

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Another way liberals and other leftids intimidate regular people is by scaring them with their wild behavior. They like to give the impression that violence could break out at any minute, if you dare to disagree with them; and often enough, it does.

I can’t cover specific examples of this today: there are too many of them. And it’s not only the actual physical threat; they augment that with violent, intemperate language. Again, the expectation is that they just might fly off the handle and do something regrettable, if they don’t get their way. I have in mind Sen. Elizabeth “Faux-cahontas” Warren’s insane diatribe against her fellow senator, Jeff Sessions, during his confirmation hearings this past week. But again, there are tens of thousands of examples. You can literally find them everywhere you look.

Our government, setting a daily example of lawlessness throughout all eight years of the Obama regime, has encouraged this. Losing the 2016 election seems to have driven them mad.

But before they succeed in scaring you into silence, remember that Obama’s gone and his lawless attorneys general, Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch, are out of office and won’t be able to protect the thugs and loonies anymore. Hopefully Attorney General Sessions and President Trump will take firm action to restore the rule of law. They won’t be able to restore sanity, let alone civility; but at least they might be able to protect us from the worst of the kooks.

See, if they can’t snow you with their pretense to intellectual superiority, they quickly resort to yelling, name-calling, threats, and sometimes violence.

Remember, though: there are a lot more of us than there are of them. And we cannot be expected to put up with their tactics forever.

Memory Lane: Windshield Wipers

Remember when you could just go into any auto parts store and buy windshield wiper blades when you needed them, and put them on yourself in a matter of minutes? Can’t do that anymore.

Anco Windshield Wipers had this series of ads featuring two guys doing a rather fine imitation of Laurel and Hardy. I wonder who they were. I never thought to ask for Anco wiper-blades by name, when I needed some–but then I’m sure Laurel and Hardy would’ve forgotten that, too.

Now I have to go to my mechanic and buy these modular things which he has to install with special tools. I am happy to report that he doesn’t have Laurel and Hardy working for him. No offense, guys–but after seeing you try to deliver a piano (in The Music Box), I don’t want you working on my brakes.

They Are Not Smarter Than You

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One of the things that intimidates regular people, and deters them from standing up to liberals, is the overall perception–largely created and fostered by liberals themselves–that liberals are intellectuals, terribly smart people who must be taken seriously. That would include virtually all Democrats.

In my lifetime, every Democrat who ever ran for president was depicted as a genius by the liberal-biased nooze media, and every Republican, an utter ass.  There’s even a little formula that goes with this.

*Liberals/Democrats went to expensive schools, so they must be smart.  *They are in favor of things that don’t make any sense to us, so they must be smarter than us.   *Conservatives are in favor of a lot of the same things we’re in favor of, and against most of the things that we’re against–so they mustn’t be that smart.

In reality, liberal politicians are no smarter than you are, and probably a great deal less. Al Gore, for instance–Mr. “The Science is Settled!”–has no more science background than a mud puppy.Image result for images of mud puppies

Raised in the bubble of the hereditary political class, he has a political science degree–big deal, I’ve got one, too–and tried his hand at both law school and divinity school without finishing either one.  I guess it’s poetic justice that such a scarecrow as Gore should be the spokesman for a thoroughly corrupt and politicized scientific establishment, one dominated by prostitutes. But at least his non-existent science background goes a very long way to explaining his persistent refusal to debate his Global Warming/Climate Change/We’re-all-gonna-die message. Up against any kind of scientific opposition, he’d get creamed.

The point is, none of these left-wing philosopher-kings has any more intelligence than God gave to a mealworm. Fear them not! Any satirist worth his salt can mow them down like grass.

Remember Obama and his 57 states–and his total mystification by the very concept of saving or creating jobs in America–you would’ve thought it was magic, on a par with spinning straw into gold–and how Donald Trump, before he was even inaugurated, took common-sense action that has so far  brought back thousands of jobs. But then Trump is not a genius.

Liberals: no, they don’t want you to look behind the curtain!

Sing to Me of Heaven’

God knows we need Heaven. There’s just too much healing that can’t be done on earth, too much nourishment that can only be provided in God’s Kingdom–and do we ever need an awful lot of rest!

Hence this 1914 hymn, Sing to Me of Heaven, performed a capella by the Hope Singers. You’d swear there were musical instruments backing them but, but there aren’t.

Sweet and stirring to the soul…

Don’t Try This at Home

Okay, it’s very funny when a cat jumps backwards. But please, please, don’t let your cat up on the counter or the stovetop to mess around with appliances! You’ll be sorry if he knocks your toaster to the floor and breaks it. You’ll be even sorrier if he or she gets hurt.

My cat Buster was a world-class startler, and the way to get him was to wait until he walked past you, his mind on something else entirely, and then just scrape your foot against the floor. Kazow! Straight up in the air! And then, of course, he immediately put on an act of “I’m cool, you didn’t spook me at all, look how calm and cool I am…” Faker!

So, accept the humor value of this video–but train your cats to stay away from counter and stovetop and anything that’s plugged in.

Homeschool Mom Case: Confusing

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It doesn’t look like the local government authorities in Buffalo mean to put right what they have done wrong.

Either that, or we’re just not getting all the story.

The Erie County Family Court this week has refused to return her two small children to the custody of a homeschooling mother in Buffalo ( http://www.wkbw.com/news/family-court-judge-denies-homeschool-moms-custody-request ). Instead, the court will allow her to “visit” her children, under supervision, for two hours a week.

To us on the outside it seems glaringly obvious that this single mother, in seeking to homeschool her children, did absolutely nothing wrong and is the victim of a bureaucratic foul-up in City Hall and an overzealous response by the school board and Child Protective Services, who took action against her without bothering to discover the facts of the case. To us it seems the whole problem arose because someone at City Hall never got around to passing on the homeschooling paperwork to school officials.

Why is this small family being punished?

We do not know why there is no father or husband in the picture. We really don’t know why the authorities are treating this woman like a public enemy. We suspect that what’s going on here is an effort to cover up sloppy government by trying to turn the victim into the villain.

Someone who has the power to get answers ought to be demanding answers.

Because from where we sit, Buffalo is not looking good.

‘Spiritual Guru to the Stars’ Dies Before He Can Be Shot

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Afterlifestyles of the rich and famous…

Wang Lin, the fabulously wealthy “spiritual guru to the stars”–not here, but in Red China, where they have their own celebrities–has died of “serious autoimmune disorder” while awaiting trial for allegedly kidnapping and murdering one of his “disciples” ( http://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-crime-death-idUSKBN15P19N?il=0 ).

Wang claimed the power to conjure snakes from thin air, an illusion that could be duplicated by any one of thousands of stage magicians. It cost a lot of money to become his disciple.

It seems there’s a wave of quackery washing over China, lately. Well, if you don’t believe in God, who is real, you’ll believe in someone or something else that isn’t real. Since 1949 the communist government has been suppressing religion.  They’ve weakened religion to the point where genuine silliness can take hold–sort of like here in America.

Anyhow, Mr. Wang was in a heap of trouble, and his trial would have been a national sensation–might’ve even gone global. Imagine if we had a spiritual big shot whom you always saw with Oprah and the Kardashians, and he was credibly accused of murder. Big, big news!

How many times in the Bible does God warn His people that if they will not serve Him, they will surely serve false gods?

He who has ears, let him hear.