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Waiting for the Libs to Levitate REPRINT

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From January 12, 2018

Democrats have their knickers in a twist because President Donald Trump yesterday, in rejecting their offer to maybe sort of secure our country’s borders in exchange for giving away the store to persons here illegally, supposedly indulged in some pretty salty language (https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-rejects-senators-bipartisan-dreamer-immigration-plan-123517889.html).

He denies allegations that he referred to Haiti and several African countries as “s___hole countries,” although he admits the rhetoric got rather florid. He is said to have demanded to know why America–and this is a very good question–is obliged to take in hordes of people from those countries.

I have never been to Haiti. I’ve known only one Haitian well; and although he went to school in a building with a corrugated iron roof, he may be the best-educated and most knowledgeable man I’ve ever met.

But considering the lamentable history of Haiti, looking at current pictures of its cities–well, if that place is not a Third World hellhole, then there’s no such thing.

And Somalia? It makes Haiti look like the Riviera.

Anyhow, the president’s entirely reasonable, if heated, comments have prominent Dems carrying on like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. “Racist! Biggit! Hater! White Supremacist!” Any moment now, we’re going to see Nancy Pelosi’s head rotate 360 degrees and Stenny Hoyer levitate.

Democrats like to use waves of immigration from Third World countries as a wrecking ball against America. There can be no other point to vacuuming up multitudes of persons coming from cultures which cannot assimilate with ours. Where does it say we have to do that? We never had to do it until 1965, when Ted Kennedy and LBJ freaked our immigration laws.

Donald Trump is trying to repair the damage. That’s why we elected him, and that’s why Democrats hate and fear him.

What??? Nooze Media Hubris on Steroids REPRINT

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No one will ever accused MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski of being one of the world’s great thinkers. They never even accused her father, Zbigniew, of that–and he headed Jimmy Carter’s search for a way to surrender to the Soviet Union before it collapsed.

But even Mika outdid herself this morning. She ought to win a prize for it.

Worried that Donald Trump might, by some weird alchemy, persuade the American people that the nooze media don’t have their best interests at heart, Mika said the president might “actually control exactly what people think. And that’s our job.” (https://news.grabien.com/story-brzezinski-our-job-control-exactly-what-people-think )

Doh!

When I think of all the years I wasted as a newspaper reporter and editor, thinking my job was to present the facts to people as best I could, when all the time I could’ve been controlling exactly what they thought…

Noozies, noozies–you Democrats with press passes–you blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things–have you still not yet understood that you’re your own worst enemy?

Joe Collidge in Jale! REPRINT

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Image result for images of in jail monopoly squareFrom February 10, 2017

I amb writing “this” in jale and ohboy am i uppset!

This here mourning in Gender Studies 202 thay teached us that a hole lot of Protest peple thay going to Moon that Trump Tawer “in” Chickago to make him re-lease his tax inframation! i did not know yiu had to lease your tackses but We al thinked “it” is a grate Idea “to” Moon Trump Tawer it wil make him “do” waht we Want and then he wil not “be” Pressidint no more and so We can “have” Hillery like she shuld of beeen Pressidint anyhow!

Wel of corse this Collidge is not in Chickago and we dont have no Trump Tawer ether but i stil wantted “to” Moon so as to Protest Donold trump so naturly i whent over to Our own Town Hall and i Mooned that Lollypop lady thay got out thare “on” the streat Corner becose she “looks” like she Voted for trump!!  Man was it cold! i jist abote Froze my Hynie offf!

And wuld yiu beleeve it?? Neckst thing i Know thare is Cops al over me! And thay went and Throwed me in jale! and thay didnt Lissen whan I toled them to Look on the Intranet and then thay Wuld see that we Interllecturals we has al “got” a Rihght to Moon anytime wee want, this Juggde in Mary Land he sayed Mooning is “a form of Artistic Expresion pretected by The Forst Amenment” ( http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/317873-hundreds-plan-to-moon-trump-tower-in-protest ). Thare Is No Way i shuld get throwed in Jale for doing a Artistic Expresion!!! I mean thare is payinting and Scrulpture and Music and aslo Mooning!

Wel thay sayed i culd has One fone call so i “caled” my Prefesser and “he” come over and sayed he wuld ogranise A Prottest to get me Out “of” jale and so i givved him This assay yiu are Reeding now and it looks “like” i has got to spend To Night in this jale sell butt at leeast it Is warmer than My prefesser’s Tool Shedd!i gess i wuld be al rihght now exsept That Lollypop lady she come in And hit me on my Moth Antenners she is a Dirty fashist and a Biggit and that reely hurted me!!!

Whye we warship Pressadint Obamma REPRINT

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Well HA HA HA!! We has thunk up a prottest “now” that is goin to forse Donold Trump “to” stepp down and flea the contry!!!

Hear at Our Collidge we Has put up a stattue “of” Pressidint Obamma witch us Interllecturals we warship “Evty” day! and dont yiu “go saying” we has got “a” religon now becose Us Interllecturals we “know thare” isnt no sutch thing as God but Pressadint Obamma he “is” a Hire Being mutch Supreriar to ordrinay Humins and you wate and See “he” wil Live Fourevver! In fact he “is like” King Arther he is going to Come Back and be Our Pressadint agian when “the” contry It kneads him most!!!!

I has askd My prefesser if i Can be “a preest” of Pressidint Obamma’s stattue and then I wil eat Bugs and evry Day i wil Burn insents to him And chante them Holey words “Barrack Hoosine Obamma Mmm-Mmm-Mmm!! And the stattue It wil here me Chanting and it Wil “grohw” more Powerfull and make Big Mojoe and verry Soon “chace Donold” Trump clere Out of The Contry!!! and Then he wil Come Back to the Witehouse and aslo Hillary she wil Be The Goddass!

And it istnt No religon becose Pressadint Obamma he “is reel”!!!

And now i has got to deside waht Kind of Bugs to eate thay telll me Crickits thay go goood whith Jim Sox in sauce!

From January 14, 2017

A Mergeancy Allert ‘from’ Joe Collidge REPRINT

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Now looke waht yiu nogood dirtty repulbickans gone and Done!! i Has jist fouwned out “that” iff That stinkin “Donold Trumpp” he gets Eleckted Instid “of” Hillary, Barbra Strysand she going to leeave “the” Contry and Not come back no More!!! ( http://www.dailywire.com/news/8740/streisand-ill-leave-country-if-trump-wins-michael-qazvini )

Waht kinder contry “wil” itt bee With Out her?! it Is reely Too horryble evin To “think” abuot! And aslo A lot “of” otther Super Smart and boutifull Cellerbites thay wil “aslo” Leeve! Like Woppy Gold Berg and Revrind Al Sharptin and “evin” Brenda Bungsniffer and Chriss Fungus and a hole “bunch” of othhers whoos Names “I” cant spel. Its jist awffle! And my Prefesser “he” sayes The contry It Wil Cap Size it “wil” Flipp rihght Over then We al goin To Die!!!!

So Congrous thay shuld Quick make “it” aginst the Law Not “to” vote four Hillary and yiu get Shot iff yiu dont,, IT IS “THE” ONELY WAY TO PERTECT FREEEDOM IN THIS CONTRY!!!!

From August 30 2016

It’s Not Really a ‘Ban’ on Flag-Burning

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[I have forgotten how to add an illustration to a post. That’s sleep deprivation for you.]

Is President Donald Trump purposefully trying to drive leftids crazy?

Sure looks that way! He has been accused of imposing a “ban” on (oh, for heaven’s sake) “flag desecration.”

Before you go flying off the handle, the supposed “speech restriction” is only to be applied to acts that are already illegal and which are likely to pose a threat to life and property (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/09/trump-ends-flag-burning-liberals-explode/). They don’t just burst into your living room and haul you off to jail because you’ve got a Stars & Stripes pillow case.

Although there may be some as who deserves it.

Please Don’t ‘Help’ Us Anymore!

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Louis Sockalexis: Cleveland baseball all-star

Once upon a time they were the Cleveland Spiders. Then along came Louis Sockalexis, a Penobscot Indian, who became the star of the team in the 1890s. He died in 1913, but fans still loved him and the name of the team was changed: all hail the Cleveland Indians (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/07/meet-indian-slugger-liberals-insulted-forced-cleveland-indians/)!

For a hundred years they were the Indians. Bob Feller! Larry Doby! Lou Boudreau! The list could go on for quite a ways. But no: a few years ago, they changed it to “Cleveland Guardians.” [Barf bag break] Because somehow it was disrespectful to native Americans to honor them and memorialize their achievements. Honk if that makes sense to you.

President Trump says “MAKE THE INDIANS GREAT AGAIN.” And the former Washington Redskins football team, while we’re at it. It’s always hard to know when he’s just jerking liberals’ chains.

Anyway, there is a movement to restore the Indians’ name. We’ll see what comes of it.

NOTE: Jonathan Jones, author of the column referenced above, is a native American who finds the condescension and the name-changing equally revolting.

The New War: On Again, Off Again

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Iran Fires Missile Barrage Toward Israel

Watching the missiles come in

Put a hold on everything: the war isn’t over, after all.

When I went to bed last night there was a cease-fire between Iran and Israel. When I got up this morning, there wasn’t.

Now it’s back on, we’re told.

President Trump is trying to broker a peace deal while erasing Iran’s ability to acquire nuclear weapons. Please honk if you think Iran should have nuclear weapons. There’s surely a seat for you on the Democrat National Committee.

A Third Term for Trump?

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Not since Hercules power-washed all the filth out of King Augeus’ stables have we seen anything like the way Donald Trump has launched himself into his second term as president. So much so, that the Internet is already buzzing with schemes to win him a third term.

That, it would seem, would require an amendment to the Constitution. But aside from that, I’d rather see us buckle down to choosing a strong MAGA candidate as his successor. Trump will, after all, be 82 years old by then.

America owes him a debt of gratitude. But let’s be fair: just how much can one man do? How much can we ask of him?

Maybe by 2028 Vice President J.D. Vance will be ready to run and serve as president. Or someone whom we haven’t thought of yet. We have to keep it going. When it comes to getting our country back on course, that’ll take more than another four years. Trump has already done much of the hard work; but let’s be real: Far Left Crazy is not willing to go gently into that good night. They’ll have to be driven out of their high places.

We are in a crucial juncture of our country’s history… and we’d better not blow it.

Social Security Payments… to 360-Year-Old?

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A man in a suit stands, yells and points a cane. His mostly seated colleagues look at him.

Really cheesed off, aren’t they?

Democrats are screaming bloody murder over President Trump’s claim that 4.7 million people aged 100 to 109–and one who seems to be 360 years old–are receiving Social Security payments (https://lailluminator.com/2025/03/05/repub/trump-social-security/).

The point, of course, was that Social Security record-keeping is not as tidy as it should be. And the Democrats’ point, as usual, is that the Republican president has it in for old people and wants to cut their benefits. But then Democrats never tell the truth if they can help it.

Some 73 million Americans, including my wife and me, will get Social Security payments this year. I find no reason to believe that Donald Trump is gunning for us. But if you really do trust Democrats to manage America’s finances… well, oh, boy!