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At least it’s nicely packaged…

Ain’t that post-Christian civilization just the living end?

Yesterday morning in Brooklyn, NY, police had to haul 33 idiots off to the hospital after they’d indulged in “a bad batch” of a drug called K2, or “synthetic marijuana” ( http://nypost.com/2016/07/12/multiple-people-hospitalized-after-k2-overdoses/ ). Police said they were lucky no one died.

The drug, said police, is being sold illegally at a local deli, in a neighborhood around Broadway and Myrtle Avenue–a neighborhood which has lately come to be known as “Zombieland.” That’s because the people who take K2 are described as “totally out of it” and “like something in The Walking Dead.

Within a few minutes of taking K2, some users begin to vomit copious quantities of foam. Some fun, eh?

It took Rudi Giuliani and Michael Bloomberg twenty years to clean up New York City. Under far-left Sandinista wannabe Mayor Bill De Blasio (not his real name: his real name is Warren Wilhelm Jr., but he never uses it), it has taken only a very few years to piss all that progress into a fan. But this is what always, always happens when leftids are permitted to govern anything.

They call it a recreational drug. Next thing you know, they’ll be handing it out in third-grade classrooms.

Is Gangsta Rap Really Violent?

Does chewing gum stick to your shoe if you step on it? Is the Pope Catholic?

There was another rap concert shooting this week in New York City. The gunfight broke out in the performer’s lounge and then into the concert hall, where four people stopped bullets. One of those four was killed. ( http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/27/police-arrest-rapper-over-new-york-concert-shooting )

The police commissioner remarked that rappers are thugs who celebrate a violent subculture.

Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr.–dba “Bill DeBlasio,” which is not his real name–quickly stepped into the breach, declaring that such violence as has come to be commonly associated with “rap” is really endemic in every area of American culture.

Y’know, he’s right. Look at all those shootings at any John Tesch concert. And those killing fields around Arlo Guthrie, Judy Collins. Peter, Paul and Mary died in a shootout with a rival folk group, The Weavers. And do you remember how the murder rate used to shoot way up there after every broadcast of Leave It to Beaver?

Whereas “rap” is universally known to foster peace, serenity, and love.

I wonder what would happen if they gave a rap concert at a Bernie Sanders rally.

Dig that Godless culture!

 

New York ‘Law’ Makes It a Crime to Speak the Truth

If some new regulation required you to acknowledge some nut as Napoleon because he insists he is Napoleon, you’d probably consider it unjust, not to mention stupid.

Well, in New York City, you can now be fined up to a quarter of a million dollars for referring to some “transgender” wacko by the “wrong” pronoun, or in any other way failing to get on board with his or her delusion ( http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/28/new-york-can-fine-you-250k-for-misgendering-somebody/ ).

Yes! The Democrats running the city into the ground have come up with a brand-new crime: misgendering. “What are you in for?” the armed robber/murderer/car thief asked the new arrival in the prison.  “They busted me for misgendering.” Horrified gasps all around.

So put that one on the shelf along with homophobia, Islamophobia, Climate Change Denial, and all the other new crimes dreamed up by libs ‘n’ progs.

It is their goal to make any conceivable detail of human behavior potentially punishable. That’ll keep us on our toes. When you can never go to bed without some lurking fear of the Thought and Speech Police breaking down your door in the middle of the night, that’s when the libs will be satisfied.

For the record: no matter what surgical mutilations are carried out, no matter what hormones or other chemicals are injected, no matter what anybody says, every cell, every single one of millions and millions, in a male human body remains male. And every cell in a female human body remains female. No matter what they say, no matter what they do.

New York City’s new “law” is a law against reality.

No, New York Has Not Become Daytona Beach

Thirty years ago this week, in 1985, “government scientists” confidently predicted that, due to man-made Global Warming, New York City, by the year 2015, would be “like Daytona Beach” ( http://godfreydaily.com/2015/03/05/flashback-1985-govt-scientists-once-predicted-nyc-would-resemble-daytona-beach-the-daily-caller/ ).

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Yes, that was the “settled science” back then, based on “irrefutable data,” blah-blah. But today, in 2015, New York has just had another major snow storm and here, a few miles south of the city, it was 8 degrees this morning.

Good thing we didn’t act on that prediction, isn’t it?

If you think I’m beating a dead horse, think again: this horse ain’t dead. Big Government, Big Science, and the United Nations Dictators Club are still going all out for Global Warming. It’s even rumored that the biggest Global Warming guru of them all, Al Gore, is thinking about making another run for president.

Saving the Planet is still the world’s greatest excuse for growing the government, raising taxes, and gobbling up personal liberty. It justifies anything and everything; that’s why libs and progs still like it.

And so the UN tells us that it’s only cold where you happen to be, personally–the rest of the world is sweltering. “It’s only the Eastern United States that’s cold,” they say: having redefined “Eastern United States” to embrace everything east of the Rockies. Give them a little snow in California, and “Eastern” will mean everything east of the Pacific.

Why do they tell these easily-refuted lies?

To get you to obey. To make you do what they want. Because it fits their “narrative” that each succeeding year is the warmest known in human history, and that unless they are given undreamed-of powers, we’re all gonna die of heat prostration–that, or we’ll just all drown when thousands of our cities wind up underwater.

For as long as the Rulers have that mind-set, the rest of us dare not relax our vigilance.

$35 Million Study Counsels Cops to Close Their Eyes

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New York City police have been advised, when dealing with irate, possibly berserk, members of the public, to take a deep breath and close their eyes ( http://nypost.com/2015/02/23/cops-instructed-to-close-eyes-during-tense-situations/ ).

This sage advice is part of a “smart policing” program to retrain members of the NYPD. We’ve warned you about liberals using the word “smart.” The program has been mandated by Sandinista wannabe Mayor “Bill de Blasio” (not his real name) and has cost New York taxpayers $35 million.

So, officer, the next time you’re confronted by a crack-head waving a knife at you, just take a deep breath and shut your pretty eyes. I’ve seen a lot of drivers do this in a tense situation on the highway, and it works wonders. It’s also great advice for surgeons, jet pilots, and professional boxers.

Government by “progressive” pea-brains–how lucky can you get?