Tag: the march of idiocy

‘Mass Brawl’–at 30 Thousand Feet

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It’s safer if you stay on the ground. 

Fly the friendly skies! It only gets dodgy after the airplane takes off.

Some 200 passengers on a Ryanair flight to London had their trip cut off 30 minutes in, when the pilot had to make an emergency landing in Morocco. Why did he have to do that? Because “a brawl” had broken out among the passengers (https://nypost.com/2024/07/08/world-news/ryanair-passengers-erupt-into-brawl-at-30000-feet-in-the-air-during-flight-from-morocco-to-london/). The New York Post story has all the details.

The point is, there they are, 30,000 feet up in the air, having a barroom brawl aboard the airliner. Gee, what if it spread to the cockpit? No wonder the pilot opted to land as soon as possible. Arrests were made.

What’s with our culture–huh? I remember when airline travel was seen as rather glamorous (Grandma and Grandpa used to fly to Florida every year)… and now it’s for thugs who have a screw loose?

Betcha they’ve had brawls aboard cruise ships, too. But I’m too tired to look it up just now.

Nooze Roundup (Fooey)

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Now we need a way to hide the live ones.

Here are a few stories you and I should probably keep an eye out for. If I write them all up separately I’ll have a lot of stuff that won’t get read.

* Sen. Josh Hawley, introduces a bill to ban social media use by persons under 16 years of age–too many young teens, especially girls, winding up in clinical depression or even committing suicide after prolonged exposure to the social media. Ya think?

*Governments must “harness Artificial Intelligence,” said Klaus Schwab, the top homunculus in the World Economic Forum, “to become masters of the world.” He said it in a speech at the World Government Summit in Dubai. Honk if you think the world needs masters.

*South Dakota legislator, Democrat Erin Healy, sez the nuclear family is bad: only “extremists” would want to preserve it. Who in all the earth is surprised to hear this coming from a Democrat?

P.S.–“Transhumanism” is gonna be a big tasty part of our future, says Schwab.

This world needs bigger roach motels.

Numbskull Says He’ll Sue His Parents for Giving Birth to Him

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Raphael Samuel in one of the posts on his Facebook page, Nihilanand, where he posts anti-natalist material suggesting that parents are 'hypocrites' 

He’s getting his 15 minutes of fame.

Is this comedy or tragedy? Or both?

Saying that having children is morally equivalent to “kidnapping and slavery,” a schnook in India says he’s going to sue his parents for giving birth to him without his consent (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html). He has not made it clear how they might have gotten that consent.

He also thinks parents are wrong for “forcing it [the child] to have a career.” Well, heck, all sorts of people all over the world don’t have careers. Nobody’s stopping you, lackwit, from just being a bum.

Supposedly this jidrool is a leader in an “anti-natalist”–oh, boy, another new word!–movement whose aim is to convince people not to bear children. He has a web page called Childfree India. “We are a group of people who have decided not to reproduce,” he declares. “We are Childfree Indians!”

Huzzah.

I could understand if it was other people suing this guy’s parents for inflicting him on them. Any number of couples could be sued for giving birth to ninnies. But I think if I were a judge, I would fine him court costs and jail his lawyer for contempt: frivolous lawsuits waste the public’s money.

And now I think I’ve spent enough time today covering nooze. Next stop, cat video.

Collidge it Is Post Poaned!

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I cant rite no assay to-day becose Collidge it Is Post Poaned!! That “is” becose we has al got to play whithPlay-Dogh it Is “a” Protest aginst Donold Trumpt so he wil Resine “and” make Hillery “The” Pressadint!

So i cant rite nothing and “it” is “no” Use tryin to get me to do it!! Yiu see wenh Trumpt he finds “out” we are al making Trump doles out of Play Doo and we Are “going” To stick Pins in them And twissed the lags off them,, he wil be tarrified and he will jist Quitt!! if he dont then his Orgins thay wil alll hurt but Good!

Jist think Of it!!! Milians and Milians of Playdo Dollys! al sticked ful of Pins! and that is Waht i wuld “rite” abuot if I was ritting “any”thing Today!!!

Yes he “is” going To “get it” now!! Now al us Introllecturals we mein Bussniss!!! No more Niceness! we Are going “To” stick himb ware it Hurts! And then he wil know we are “Not” fooling aruond no moar!! and he wil jist has to Stop doin al that Intra-Sexinality that hes beeen doing! butt i prombissed my Prefesser i wuldnt rite abote it so i woont! that way It “whil” take him by Supprize and it wil be “tooo late” for him to do nothing abote it!!!

College Rules Gorillas ‘Too Masculine’

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Banned! For being too “masculine” and “not inclusive” enough…

Why do I keep saying that if you actually care about them and don’t want them turned into idiots, you shouldn’t send your sons or daughters to a public university?

Well, an official at the University of Kansas has ruled that gorillas can’t be included in a jungle-themed floor decoration in a dorm because gorillas are…get this… “too masculine” and “not inclusive” enough (  http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8171 ).

Oh, if only there were transgender gorillas! Or at least some really gay gorillas. Then college kiddies could see a jungle picture with a gorilla in it. But if their eyes should happen to fall upon the image of a, well, regular gorilla–ooh! And without even a trigger warning! We’re gonna need a bigger Safe Space!

I keep thinking these are actually satires that I’m writing, no pack of “educators” could actually be so asinine. But they are, and this is not a satire.

People who care about their sons and daughters shouldn’t send them to the University of Kansas.

Oh, and go ahead, you libs and progs out there–explain to the rest of us why this is such a good thing. If you can.