Tag: the mummy

No, Please! Not That! Not That!

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Oh, heaven help us! She comes back more times than the freakin’ Mummy.

I don’t want to believe this, but apparently it’s true: Apple TV is going to air a Hillary Clinton TV series called “Gutsy” (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4088203/posts). As an added inducement viewers will get Chelsea, too–the whole Clinton brain trust. Mother and daughter will interview women from the Far Left fringe and try to make them sound sane.

Would you watch this? What if it was the only way to save your life? (“I’m thinking, I’m thinking!” as Jack Benny used to say.) What if you had to watch it or else a swarm of mosquitoes would drink your blood dry? What if the only alternative was to watch that TV movie about Barack and Michelle Obama going on a date? (Really, I had no idea I could be that diabolical.)

Go ahead, Democrats. I dare you to run her for president again. I triple-dog dare you!

‘This Mummy… It’s Alive! (Hysterical Screaming)’ (2016)

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You can ask any question of the Internet; and some of those questions make you wonder about their source.

For instance, this one: “How do mummies come back to life?”

This Mummy… It’s Alive! (Hysterical Screaming)

We have the costliest, most intrusive, and technology-heavy “education” system in world history–and this is what we get? People who ask how mummies come back to life?

One of the things the ancient Egyptians used to do, in preparing a mummy, was to insert a hooked probe up the nose and pull out the brain. Public education accomplishes this without a hook.

Hat Speach Abuot ‘The’ Mummmy!!!

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The Mummy's Ghost (1944) [31 Days of American Horror Review] – BIG COMIC PAGE

We seen “a” moovie The othir Nite it reely Skaired us!!!! It was A Docktomenterry awl abuot This “heer” Mummmy it was goin aruound Strangalling peeple!!!!! i forgett ware this “hapened”.”

Our prefesser she axplaned that We was al Wrawng,, “it” was The Mummmy witch was the Heero and that hole moovie it “was jist” Hat Speach aginst Mummmys!!! Racist hat speach!!!! Then we awl seen “the Lite” and o-boy we werr Mad!!!!!!! Like, themb racist Wite Souprembercysts thay “are” Going afftar yiu eevin Iff yiu “are ownly” jist a Mummmy!!!!! That is wye The Mummmy he stringled al themb peeple,, becose Racist Micro-Grecians “thay” Triggered himb!!!!!!

This heer it “is” waht hapens wen yiu alouw Racist Biggits to “say” And “do” things!!!! Heer at Collidge we are Trying to Not let themb “say” “or” “do” any things At Alll!!!

So al themb no-good peeple “That” The Mummmy he strunglled thay al De-zervd it becose “thay” werr ownly no-good Wite peeple!!! YOU WHIL KNOTICE that nun “of” themb was Peeple Of Culler!!!!!!! That prooves The Mummmy he whas NOT a Racist!! In facked “he” was Al Abote Socile Jutstus!!!!!!!!!!

So we hadded a Eamerjintzy meating “Of” our Stoodint Soviet to de-clair the Hole Campis a “Saife Zoane” for Mummmys!!!!! but none has shone Upp yet!!

Where’s the Harmless Fun?

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This Is My Halloween Costume T-Shirt & Hoodie | I Love Apparel

I am wearing my Halloween T-shirt today, the one that says “This Is My Halloween Costume!” And we’re equipped with Reese’s Cups in case any trick-or-treaters show up, although I don’t expect them to. And maybe this afternoon we’ll watch The Mummy (the real one, with Boris Karloff) or some other horror classic.

Why do this? Why try to have fun on Halloween?

Oh, I don’t know! To take our minds off the real monsters who are coming after us in this election? The Mummy always gets smacked down at the end of every Mummy movie; but just try getting rid of Chuck Schumer. And speaking of the Mummy, have you seen Joe Biden lately?

I have happy memories of Halloween. When I was four or five years old my parents got me a Donald Duck costume and took me trick-or-treating. I was convinced I looked exactly like Donald Duck! And we still have photos of my sister, Alice, in her cowboy costume.

What was so bad about that?

And every Halloween my father would take us for a drive around downtown New Brunswick, where they had an annual contest of painting Halloween scenes on the shop windows.

But our whole culture has been massively corrupted since then, and Halloween has not escaped unscathed. It’s like those new, modern horror movies that lay claim to sophistication because there’s a lot of cruelty and everybody gets killed. Blah-blah.

Well, here at Chez Leester, we’re going to have what fun we can, and for a few hours try to ignore the real monsters who want to eat our country. We had to special-order my Scary Shapes Mallowcremes, couldn’t find ’em in the stores–and just for a very little while, pretend the monsters will be gone next morning.

Hillary Again? They’re Kidding, Right?

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If she’s laughing, it ain’t funny.

No, the Harris Poll isn’t kidding. They’ve got Horrible Hillary leading the pack for the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination–out in front with 21% to No-Show Joe Biden’s 20% and Bernie Sanders’ 12% (https://wcrynews.com/markets/the-five-react-to-crazy-poll-showing-hillary-clinton-leading-democratic-presidential-field/).

Why does this make me try to remember how many times The Mummy came back in horror movies?

Since 2016, has Hillary Clinton grown more likeable? More sane? Wiser? Healthier? Oh! And cleaner? Like, no more unaccounted-for corrupt practices clinging to her?

Yeahbut, yeahbut, yeahbut! This time everybody really will understand that it’s her turn to be president! She’s got dibs on it! And this time the Democrats will leave no dirty trick unplayed, no illegal vote un-cast, no sycophantic grovelling nooze story untold.

They keep trying to stuff this wretched woman into the White House, and they keep failing. What does that tell you about their sanity?

P.S.: Some of you have been kind enough to say that my essay, “America is not a Democracy,” ought to be presented to a wider audience. This was very kind of you, and much appreciated. So I’ve sent a link to David Limbaugh, a) because he’s David Limbaugh, and b) because I did do a good interview with him once. I’ll be surprised if he remembers it, but he might. And maybe he can post the essay someplace where more people will see it.

Hillary Warns: No Criticism Allowed!

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If liberals ever opened their eyes to see what their bizarre ideology produces in the way of statism, waste, wrath, calamitously failed policies and overall human suffering, it might just drive them howling mad–as happened to the poor chap above when he saw the mummy come to life (from The Mummy, 1932). It would not be a pretty sight.

But even with all their wrong-headed and immoral projects going full-speed ahead, from same-sex pseudomarriage to the overall reduction of freedom everywhere, they’re still too angry to see much of anything.

Thus Hillary Clinton has already pre-emptively warned America not to use “coded sexism” in discussing her presidential aspirations ( http://dailycaller.com/2015/03/25/here-are-the-words-hillarys-supporters-wont-let-you-say/ ). Her campaign has obligingly provided a list of banned words, including polarizing, calculating, disingenuous, insincere, ambitious, inevitable, entitled, overconfident, etc. What she would really like would be for everyone to press a strip of duct tape over their mouths.

What is “coded language”? Why, it’s the use of ordinary words to mean something to which a liberal objects. For instance, “Hi, how ya doin’?” might really mean “I hate women, and no woman should ever hold public office!”

But there are some words left off the list, and we can still use some of them to discuss the prospect of Hillary becoming president. For instance:

Heaven forbid that we should ever elect to the presidency this witch, this beldam, with her uncontrollable lust for power, her taste for soft-core Marxism, her incessant use of her fame and status to amass more and more personal wealth, and her insatiable desire to punish and destroy anyone who opposes her in any way.

Let them decode this message if they can.