How Do I Do It? (Part 1)

Ocean Time

I’m occasionally asked how I’ve managed to write my series of “Bell Mountain” fantasy novels.

Well, it’s a long story, and it starts with my friends Bobby and Ellen in their basement, with me ten years old or so. We are making up wild stories. Bobby was old enough to have a subscription to a science fiction book club. We did our best to imitate the authors.

Point is, that’s where it started and it never stopped. Writing stories is the only thing I’ve ever wanted to do as a career. It takes a long time and years and years of practice: not only in writing, but in reading.

“It walked in the woods. It was never born.”  –Theodore Sturgeon, “It”

Boy, did that intro ever turn me on.

So how do you wind up with books full of countries, people, and cultures you made up and somehow made convincing? Too much goes into it to polish off in one blog post. Suffice it to say you really, really want to do it. You’d rather write stories than be president.  You will study your art and never stop trying to improve it.

Your teachers will be the authors you like best and read again and again. Some of the writers who influence me, to this day, are Edgar Rice Burroughs, J.R.R. Tolkien, Herodotus, Plutarch, Livy–these last three have been in print for thousands of years, they must have been doing something right.

And you must be willing to keep at it no matter how many times it gets you absolutely nowhere.

That’s enough for now. I hope I’ve made this interesting enough to spark some comments.

Thomas Sowell Socks It to Hollywood

I thought you might enjoy Thomas Sowell’s critique of Disney’s new Snow White, Left-Wing Fat-Head version.

This is about “rewriting cultural norms without public consent.” Right on target, Dr. Sowell.

The video’s eight minutes long, but well worthwhile. It hits the nail on the head–and how!

A Fun Movie

SINBAD AND THE EYE OF THE TIGER Stock Photo - Alamy

Here’s something you don’t see every day…

I am, after all, supposed to rest: doctors’ orders. I try to get my blog work done in the morning so I can take the afternoon off. That usually involves a cigar and a movie.

I am a huge Ray Harryhausen fan–greatest special effects wizard ever. Today’s movie, Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger–featured more special effects than you can shake a stick at. I wonder what Harryhausen’s dreams were like.

It’s not Oedipus Rex, but it is a very fun movie from 1977 and I can’t imagine how Patty and I could have missed seeing it in the old Forum Theater (and that was fun, too! I wish it would re-open). Monsters galore, wonderful sets, and non-stop action and adventure: who could ask for anything more?

Anytime you want to give your brain a rinse, this Sinbad movie would be a good place to start.

1 Million Subscribers Dump Disney-Plus

SNOW WHITE – Teaser Trailer (2025) Gal Gadot & Rachel Zegler 'Live Action'  Movie | Disney+

Face it, America: DisneyCorp just doesn’t like you.

The headline says it all, but here’s a little more. Following a price hike a few months ago, DisneyCorp has lost $1.1 billion (11% loss) and experienced “an exodus of advertisers” (https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/02/05/disney-streaming-service-sheds-1-million-subscribers-following-price-hike/). And subscriptions are down.

Once again we see a Far Left entity, Disney, taking a beating because it refuses to align itself with the public–its potential customers. Do they make any effort to give the public what it wants? See the Snow White trailers… if they haven’t been yanked and buried already.

Here’s what’s what. The Far Left despises the American people and thinks its barf-baggable spokespersons can somehow shame us into embracing open borders, transgender, defunding the police, and censoring everybody six ways from Sunday.

They couldn’t be more wrong.

How Real Is ‘Real’?

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Behold the mighty jackalope…

The human race has always had its storytellers. What would I do if I didn’t tell stories? But is there a point where story-telling goes too far?

TV, movies, radio, books, newspapers: and now the world-wide Internet, YouTube and all that… too much of a good thing? I mean, for how many hours of the day are we plugged in to this stuff? And how do we even begin to tell the difference between “news” and sheer poppycock?

Maybe I shouldn’t be saying this. Maybe it’s because my hip hurts and I’m more afraid of those things in my gut that don’t hurt but will kill me if the doctors don’t kill them first. Or do I just care enough to want to maintain that wall of separation between fiction and fact? If we can even find the facts.

It’s sunny out today. I think I’ll have my cigar.

Disney Disaster (Their Own Fault)

Walt Disney Studios

When are they going to change her into a large man with problems?

Disney Corp is treating itself to “massive re-shoots” of their live-action Snow White–which was supposed to come out this year, but no dice. Now they’re saying 2025. We can’t imagine how much money has been tossed away on this.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/10/03/rachel-zegler-says-infamous-woke-snow-white-comments-were-misinterpreted-after-massive-reshoots-try-to-salvage-disney-film/

Apart from the question of “Why bother to remake a classic cartoon that everybody has loved for decades?”, what do they think they’re doing? The new Snow White is sort of brownish. And the Seven Dwarfs–

Would you believe they’re now seven normal-sized hipsters? No, I’m not making it up: you’ll find it in the last paragraph of the linked article above. The dwarfs are now, like, five-foot-ninish, and described here and there as “seven hipsters.” This is to “avoid re-enforcing stereotypes.” You do that by creating other stereotypes.

So Snow White isn’t gonna be snow-white, the dwarfs aren’t gonna be dwarfs, they’ve already dissed the Handsome Prince as a sexual predator… and what the dickens is left of it? Why are they bothering to make this movie?

‘Ta-Dah! Thank You, Readers’ (2017)

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Defended by readers! How glad I am of that!

I’ll always cherish this.

Back in 2017 some reader who didn’t like my politics, posted a one-star “This book sucks!” review of my book, Bell Mountain, on the amazon.com customer review page.

Ta-dah! Thank You, Readers

It was obvious the dindle had never read the book and was only trying to make trouble for me.  Imagine how pleased I was when persons who had read the book (including people I didn’t know) came forward with honest reviews and strong objections to the one-star hit piece. And in just a day, Amazon got rid of the hit piece.

Jack and Ellayne couldn’t have done it better.

‘My Fantasy Tool Kit’ (1)

From the classic BBC production of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

I’ve been expecting, any day now, word that my Bell Mountain novel No. 15, Ocean of Time, has been printed and is ready to be put on sale.

So let’s push the nooze aside and talk about fantasy.

My Fantasy Tool Kit (1)

(Well, now my computer is acting up. Wanna write a real fantasy that’s going to blow your readers’ minds? Write about a computer that actually works! Grrrr!)

Anyway, you need realistic characters or your fantasy ain’t goin’ nowhere.

How do you achieve realism when you’re writing about non-human characters you just made up?

It took me a very many years to learn this rule, but I’m giving it to you now for free:

Where realism can’t go, consistency will find the way.

‘Does It Matter If “Christian Fiction” Is Badly Written?’ (2015)

Nine years later, it still doesn’t look to me like “Christian publishers”–or publishers in general–are able to meet the demand for Christian fiction.

Does It Matter If ‘Christian Fiction’ Is Badly Written?

But what is “Christian fiction”? I would say it’s fiction that’s informed by the truths of the Bible and written in God’s service. That would apply to “Christian anything.” Even–dare I say it?–“Christian politics.”

I think I’ve got to go with “anything and everything.”

How Could I Forget the Map?

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One of Tolkien’s maps of Middle-Earth

When I started writing fantasy novels, as a teen in high school, the very first thing I did, every time, was create a map. I’d be writing about imaginary places, after all: so I would need a map.

The other day one of my editors, working on Ozias, Prince in Peril, asked why there wasn’t a map to go with it.

Oh, that’s easy! ‘Cause I forgot! I forgot the freakin’ map! How that could be, I don’t know.

The tricky part: the Obann depicted in this map would be 2,000 years older than the one shown in the published maps. (Yes, all the other books in the series have a map!)  A lot of names can change in 2,000 years. I trust the physical features won’t change too much–although that can happen in real life, and it ain’t too pleasant when it does.

Sit outside, now, and THINK! Map needed! And there’s no one can provide it… but me.