I’ve Begun My Next Book: ‘The Throne’

Yesterday I began writing the ninth book of my Bell Mountain series, tentatively titled The Throne.

I must confess to a little stage fright. I do know how the story starts; but where it’ll take me from there, only God knows. And having just finished reading No. 7, The Glass Bridge, and proof-reading No. 8, The Temple, I found myself wondering, “Can I do this again? Really? Is there more of this magic in me?” Only it’s not magic. It’s the gift of God. I’m not smart enough to create this stuff without Him.

I’d tell you what the book’s about, except I don’t know but the very first part of the story yet, and I wouldn’t want to throw out spoilers, and if you haven’t read any of the other books in the series, what sense would it make to you?

Meanwhile, the weather’s right, the birds are busy, the bees have arrived, and I just couldn’t stay away from the work any longer.

Tally-ho and away we go!

P.S.–Ignore the sign. I don’t write myself into the story, and I have no plans to write any of you in, either.

 

Comment Contest: Down the Home Stretch

Okay–now we’ve got 2,800 comments on this blog, and whoever posts No. 3,000 will win a signed copy of one of my books (your choice).

Posting a comment here is as easy as pie. Even I can do it!

Just scroll down to the bottom of the article and click “Leave a Reply,” and you’re in business.

I won’t post comments that include f-bombs or other profanities, that attempt to sell something, or are personally abusive to me or any other commenter.

Yes, even liberals can play, as long as they play by the rules.

And if you’ve never commented here before, and would like to–well, what’s holding you back?

Tomorrow’s Blog (You Won’t Believe It)

I have just discovered that something I thought was probably made up, even fantastic, is, in fact, real.

I need to do a little more reading, just in case it all turns out to be a hoax. But I’m pretty sure it won’t; and tomorrow I’ll tell you about it.

More Troubles With Pictures

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“Go to the ant, thou sluggard. Consider her ways, and be wise,” King Solomon once said.

I haven’t been able to post any pictures today. I think the ants have been at WordPress. But if this picture comes out, I may be back in business.

Another Contest for Readers

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Some lucky reader will post the 3,000th comment on this blog; and whoever does it will receive a signed copy of one of my books–which one, your choice.

It’s easy to post a comment here. Just click “Leave a Comment,” located below the article in excruciatingly small grey type, and you’re in business.

Bear in mind that I will delete any comments that are blasphemous, or containing the f-bomb or other cuss words, or that are personally abusive to me or to another commenter on this site. You’ve got the whole rest of the Internet for garbage like that; please don’t track it into my virtual living room.

Other than that, pretty much anything goes.

Hooray for My Books

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Spring is coming; and when it arrives, I want to be ready to start writing my next book, which would be Book #9 in my Bell Mountain series.

One of my ways of getting ready is to immerse myself in the world of Obann by reading, in order, the seven books already in print. Actually, this is very necessary: I find it very easy to forget certain details, and to unwittingly contradict things I said in earlier books. Between books 3 and 4, for instance, I managed to lose 18 Temple staff without a word of explanation. Eighteen of ’em–pffft! It was a job, putting it right, and I don’t want anything like that to happen again. And so I revisit the earlier books and refresh my memory.

Last night I finished reading the first book, Bell Mountain.

How do I say this without sounding like a ninny? I read my own book and said, “Wow!” I know it sounds asinine. But there are subtleties in it that I’m sure I never put there on purpose, not to mention a story whose like I was never able to write before. I mean, even my mother wound up liking this book, and she was just about impossible to impress.

Well, I’m old enough to look at this book and know right well it didn’t come from me: I only wrote down the story that God gave me. Even that, I know, sounds kind of pretentious and self-important; but it’s not meant to be. I just know that the day the Lord stops giving me the story, it dries up: there is no well of inspiration in me for it to draw upon.

Look, folks, the real purpose of this blog is to try to generate interest in my books, in hope of selling some. They’re all good, and the kindle versions are dirt cheap. The paperbacks feature gorgeous covers by Kirk DouPonce, and one of them costs generally less than a ticket to some lousy movie, even if you don’t buy popcorn.

If this blog has entertained you, or gotten you thinking, please give my books a try. You’ll probably like them. And don’t be put off by my saying so. Believe me, very often it’s not much fun for the author to read his own work. In fact, it can be kind of painful, or even embarrassing.

And if you’ve already read them: well, thank you very much, and ;please pardon this long commercial. I promise not to do another one anytime soon.

My Favorite Prehistoric Critter

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I couldn’t find a picture to go with my post today, so I thought you might enjoy this one. It’s Baluchitherium (they’ve changed the name a couple of times, but I haven’t changed with them). Largest land mammal ever.

Someday I hope the Lord will show me one.

Did This Picture Come Out (I Hope)?

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If you are not seeing a picture of a wooly mammoth, then I have lost my newly-acquired skill of posting pictures on this blog.

If you are seeing the picture, enjoy it! Try to imagine this fellow walking past your living room window while John Kerry is on TV babbling about Global Warming.

An Experiment in Cut & Paste

If I’ve done this right, you’ll see a very short video of Yosemite Sam.

If not, back to the drawing board.

The Arcana of Cut & Paste

Various readers have asked why I don’t liven things up with pictures or video. If only I could! But to do that, I would have to master the art of “cut and paste,” or whatever it’s called.

I just can’t. I’ve tried and tried. Different people have tried to teach me, to no avail. It’s worse than high school chemistry. I follow their instructions and nothing happens.

You have no idea, folks, how frustrating this is.