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‘Even More Incredible: “Have Sex With the Earth!”‘ (2017)

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I think I can fairly say that in all my days in high school, and in college, too, I never once heard a teacher get up in front of the class and say something positively asinine.

What a difference a lifetime makes.

Even More Incredible: ‘Have Sex with the Earth’

Y’know, I think I could put together a fairly thick book just from blog posts on teachers and professors saying things not only asinine, but out-and-out stupid, up-front loony, or even solidly depraved. And parents are paying thousands and thousands of dollars to get it!

America cannot survive its “higher education” system. Just plain can’t.

‘Prof Shoots Self ‘to Protest’ (2018)

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I just thought this 2018 post ought to be re-run today. Because now the wacky professor should be overjoyed that all his Far Left Crazy friends are in power–right? No more shooting himself!

Prof Shoots Self ‘to Protest’

Our Free & Independent Nooze Media plants and nurtures amnesia. Hey, what about those four solid years of Democrat tantrums? Like, they never happened? All we’ve done is object to a freak election that stank to high heaven. I haven’t seen any Trumpers shooting themselves.

But this “educator” shot himself… for Hillary! The most corrupt woman in the Northern Hemisphere.

Well, if they can’t get a drunken crook into the White House, at least they could get a senile one.

A Sad Day for Quokka U.

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G’day! Byron the Quokka here, with distressing news from Quokka University.

Before we could open our doors to our first class, we’ve had to fire the chairman of our Philosophy Dept., who was also going to teach all the philosophy courses.

We began to have doubts about him a few weeks ago when he started confronting quokkas and asking questions that we couldn’t answer. Like these.

“What did Thutmosis III say when he ran out of potato chips?”

“What is the difference between here and there?” (That one always made him laugh maniacally.)

“How do you tell which ants in the anti-hill are racists?”

So that’s that for Professor Humphrey Dumfries. He has since sent us this post card.

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You are probably thinking he has been committed to a hospital. In fact, he was almost instantly hired by Rutgers University in America, to head their Philosophy Dept. They only make him wear the straitjacket so he won’t harm anybody during his lectures.

As for us, we suddenly find ourselves without a Philosophy Dept. There is a cuscus who might agree to chair it, if she can overcome her shyness.