Run For President–But Don’t Lose

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Time for another peek into the crystal ball!

Jan. 6, 2028: Our Democrat Congress passes the “Don’t Lose!” bill, providing for the execution of unsuccessful presidential candidates.

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Shoofly explains, “We got the idea from the ancient Maya ball game, in which the captain of the losing team was beheaded–which got him out of the way for good! No more Election Denial–which of course we made a criminal offense after we racked up 180 million votes for President Biden’s re-election in 2024. After all the whining Republicans made about that, it became obvious that the only thing we can do to ensure the domestic tranquility was to put the losing candidate to death.”

“We will never have another Donald Trump running all around the country claiming that we cheated,” said Speaker of the House Alexandria Occasional Cortex. “All that does is rile people up and force us to declare another Pandemic just to keep them off the streets. One of these days they’ll realize that we do these things for their own good!”

Although attorneys in all 50 states filed objections and lawsuits, the Supreme Court ruled the plaintiffs had no standing and declined to rule on any cases.

‘Are You Getting Angry Yet?’ (2019)

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Are You Getting Angry Yet?

So there we were, three years after the 2016 election–and the Democrats were still trying to deny it and overturn it. But somehow if we refer to the Big Steal of 2020, that makes us Threats To Democracy.

You could cut the hypocrisy with a knife. It only gets thicker and thicker as the year goes on.

If Democrats didn’t have a double standard, they’d have no standard at all.

I hope they run Hillary again in 2024. Just to give us the pleasure of defeating her again.

‘Ignorant Noozie Blasts Electoral College’ (2019)

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Not that Democrats whining about the Electoral College is really news, because they do it all the time. But today “Election Denial” is a thing to be punished, if a Republican does it. Elections are only dirty if Democrats lose. Otherwise, as pure as the driven snow.

Ignorant Noozie Blasts Electoral College

I think their position is “The Constitution is unconstitutional!”

If they didn’t cheat, they’d never win.

‘Dems Plan to Sabotage Trump’s Presidency (2016)

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And here are Democrats again in all their Election-Denying glory, vintage 2016. You know–Election Denial–which is A Threat To Our Democracy if we question the result of any election, but perfectly A-OK when they do it. Which they do every time they lose.

Dems’ Plan to Sabotage Trump’s Presidency

Election Day’s tomorrow. Just about everybody expects the Dems to get scalded. They have richly deserved it. We can’t take another two years of their malice, their lies, their sheer incompetence, their crimes, and perversion.

But you know they’re cheating. Will they be able to cheat their way to victory?

God help us.

P.S.–I hope the record clearly shows that for Democrats to accuse anyone of “Election Denial” is truly deep hypocrisy.

‘Obama, Libs Whine About “Fake News”‘ (2016)

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Totally inconceivable that the voters rejected her in 2016, isn’t it?

They scream bloody murder about “Election Denial,” but no one has a worse case of E.D. than the Democrat Party.

Here they are again, blaming their loss in 2016 on “fake news”–yeah, their pet nooze media kept Hillary out of the White House. Well, all the nooze media that isn’t owned and controlled by them. That would be the good fake news.

Obama, Libs Whine About ‘Fake News’

Everything that they accuse the rest of us of doing, they do. Everything that they accuse the rest of us of being, they are.

That rule of thumb will never fail you.

New Thought Crime: ‘Election Denial’

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Democrats have been trying for years to get “Climate Change Denial” declared a crime, punishable by fines and/or imprisonment. They’re still working on that, but now they’ve come up with another offense that they think ought to get you into a world of hurt–

“Election Denial” (

Far Left Stupid think tanks have been fuming over “the myth of voter fraud”–hell’s bells, there ain’t no voter fraud! Joe Biden spends most of the campaign hiding in his cellar, nobody comes to his rallies… and he still gets 81 million “votes” (heh-heh), more than Obama got, by Jove! Nothin’ wrong here.

Now, you must understand… it’s only Election Denial when Republicans do it. After Election Day, 2016, Democrats everywhere spent every single day for the next four years denying Donald Trump’s electoral victory. Never coulda happened! We was robbed! Hillary’s the rightful president! Robert “Meat-head” Reiner even declared that Hillary Clinton should just “take over,” election be damned.

When Democrats do it, it’s not Election Denial. Denying 2016 is not Election Denial, but denying the travesty in 2020… is. Got that?

At least now we know that what they want is a “mild species of dictatorship” backed up by a “flexible” Constitution that lets them crush anyone who gets in their way. They’ve made that crystal-clear.

They’ll still get the chucklehead vote. They won’t have to cheat for that.