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‘They Keep Wanting Us to Eat Bugs’ (2022)

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One of the disadvantages of being governed by people who despise you is, they push policies designed to mess up the lives of normal people–and bring us normals into contempt. Here is one of their ongoing campaigns.

They Keep Wanting Us to Eat Bugs

They say we (not themselves) have gotta eat bugs to Save The Planet. Of course, the real reason is to give Obama, Pelosi, and Kerry something to laugh at–us. “Hee-haw! Did you see what we just got those peasants to do!”

Governed by people who hate us: pray the Lord will put it right.

And get to work to bring it down.

‘For the Climate Change Crowd, a Question’ (2019)

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Glug-glug-glug! (“Maybe next time you’ll obey us!!!”)

Oh, no! It’s summertime, and you know what that means.

Climbit Change! Give government absolute power over your lives, or be drownded by Global Warming Sea Level Rise Inc.!

For the Climbit Change Crowd, a Question

Somehow this End O’ the World scenario has morphed into the best thing that ever happened to the Far Left Crazy. They have these titillating fantasies of watching everybody else die while they survive–“We toldja, we toldja, toldja all about Climbit Change and you didn’t listen!” Serves you right for not obeying. And to think we coulda had John Effing Kerry for our president!

(“Serves you right, you Haters!”)

Idiots Vandalize Stonehenge

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Climbit Change and Global Warming! Get rid of ALL fossil fuels by 2030!

Or else!

So they vandalized Stonehenge. Yeah. That’ll show ’em.

Climate Cultists Vandalize 3,500 Year-Old Rock Formations at Stonehenge to Battle Global Warning

Please ignore that “rock formations” stuff. Stonehenge is a monument. People in prehistoric Britain created it on purpose. And now morons have vandalized it on purpose, with orange spray paint.

And they warn the rest of us they’re gonna “resist” until they get what they want. So we’d better cave in and give it to ’em.

Just Stop Oil, this bunch calls themselves.

Why do we tolerate this? Where does it say we have to?

Three and a half millenia, Stonehenge has stood. It was already ancient when the Romans came to Britain. Now we can wonder whether it’ll still be here in 2030.

 

‘Binding the Sheaves of Idiocy’ (2015)

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Are they still trying to establish “Climate Change” (nee “Global Warming”) as a kind of Unified Field Theory of what we may laughingly call progressive thought?

Binding the Sheaves of Idiocy

Well, hell’s bells, why would they ever give it up?

Everything feeds back to Climbit Chainge: all roads lead to Rome.  It’s the whole freakin’ planet, man! That’s why we need a Unified Climate Policy so we can control the earth’s climate–you know, that one single Climate that the whole world has–and fine-tune it just so–

Blah-blah-blah…

‘”Beto”: Only Ten Years Left to Doomsday’ (2019)

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What did they spray at this guy to make him go away–and where can we buy some?

“Beto” was running for president when he made this prediction. We haven’t seen or heard from him lately. In fact, it’s been years.

‘Beto’: Only Ten Years Left to Doomsday

Ooh-ooh! The Climbit Change Meanies must’ve got him! His arithmetic was a dead giveaway.  Follow the trail of nonsense liberally strewn throughout his political career.

So where is “Beto”? He stepped off the train from Phonyland, made a few speeches, and then just disappeared.

Where do we buy whatever was sprayed at him to make him go away?

‘Warming’ My A**!

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Calloo, callay, O frabjous day! Our heat came on while we were at the store–after a whole weekend of us freezing our kiesters off. “Okay, they’ve left–we can do some heating now. We can always conk out again this evening!”

This morning it was warmer outdoors than it was in our living room. By “warmer” I mean “less freakin’ cold.” Cold enough for the ink to flow out of the ballpoint pen only with great difficulty.

It’s not very restful to “sleep”, if we may call it that, while shivering. Before I write anything else, I’m going to have to find a sunny spot and sit there for a while See yiz later!

 

More Climbit Chainge!

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And it’s only a week till Easter?

Here in central New Jersey, just a week before Easter, we are freezing our nouns off. There’s been no heat in our building this weekend: couple that, yesterday, with a hard rain that was coming down too fast to freeze.

But still the freedom-eaters are out there babbling about global warming and Climbit Chainge, better pay higher taxes, give up your gas stoves, give up your cars… and you know we’ll take such good care of you! We can’t stop nuisance phone calls, but we sure as shinola can control the planet’s natural processes. And if you don’t believe it, we’ll toss you into prison!

It feels like winter here today. Old Man Winter forgot his hat and has come back to retrieve it.

Excuse me while I put on another layer of clothing.

‘Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?’ (2019)

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They won’t be happy till they devour our liberty.

Just four years ago, some U.N. dottle from Denmark warned that if certain nations of the world didn’t knuckle under to the Climbit Chainge crowd, the, um, “international community” might have to apply military force to make them obey. As in “Do it our way or we’ll kill ya.”

Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?

Of course, this was going absolutely nowhere with Donald Trump as president. “Hey, America! How’s about you fund a war against America?” No, that was not going to fly. And just now the globalists have had to throttle down on Climbit Chainge because there’s already a fat juicy war going on between Russia and Ukraine and no one knows how to make it stop. Not to mention that other war in Israel. So marching on the U.S.A. with your elite troops from Tyrannistan is not on the table just now.

But please don’t think they’ve forgotten it.

 

‘Biden: “We’re All Dead”‘ (2019)

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They want us to believe that 81 million of us voted for this doddering doofus as president. Here he is in 2019, taking the lead in the Democrat sack race.

Biden: ‘We’re All Dead!’

Boy, howdy, if they can winkle this senile, crooked, jackass into office one more time, it’ll be “Lights out!”–literally and figuratively–for America.

Honk if you think that last election was on the level.

‘Global Warming Hysteria… Again’ (2013)

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Holy cow. What if all the world’s oceans were suddenly to release, all at the same time, and for no freakin’ reason, all the heat stored in their waters? Why, we’d all die!

That’s what they were selling us ten years ago. And now they want our gas stoves.

‘Global Warming Hysteria… Again’ (2013)

If we don’t throw these people out of office next year–and not a few of them deserve to go to prison–we might never get another chance to recover our freedom.

They certainly don’t mean to give us one.