Sanity Break: Her Pet Bull

No, I am not going to write up any nooze today. We are taking a day off from that, following the example of Judah the Maccabee.

This video reminds me of a weekend I enjoyed when I was four or five years old. My parents went to a farm –I don’t know what they did there, because I was busy with some cows all day. I sat on the stone wall by the pasture and played with my toys, and a couple of cows always ambled up to watch. I spent a lot of time petting them and talking to them. They seemed to like it.

These are glimpses into Paradise.

‘How I Got Lost in the Woods’ (2015)

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Well, they solved that problem, didn’t they? No more woods! No more village, either. Ain’t progress grand?

How I Got Lost in the Woods

Sometimes we get lost in a different kind of wilderness, as Dante did. Sometimes the whole danged country gets lost and cannot find its way.

We are living in just such a time. Boy, are we ever.

Memory Lane: ‘The Good Teenager’ (2015)

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I don’t have a picture of Peter, so this kid will have to pinch-hit. (But no picture could be better than the memory.)

I don’t know what it’s like to be ten years old in this day and age; but once upon a time, it could be rather wonderful. With experiences like this:

The Good Teenager

This kid Peter was twice my size and all the kids on our street looked up to him. And parents loved him! Best of all, I have no idea how he did it. He didn’t curry favor, didn’t try to impress anyone. There was just something about him that made you glad he was around.

I hope he has plenty of grandchildren.

‘Just As I Am’

This hymn was part of my childhood. My mother and my aunts used to sing it as they did their housework. Here it is again, sung by the Choir Masters Assn. in Chennai, India–Just As I Am (Without One Plea).

[P.S.–Please pray for us. We are looking for a doctor for Patty, and have to walk on eggs until we find one.]

Memory Lane: Models from Spare Parts

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You could have a field day with leftover parts!

My brother and I built a lot of models, especially in the weeks after Christmas. Nothing like pretending to be sick (I doubt my mother was actually fooled) and spending the day in bed, putting together car and airplane models.

Many of these kits gave you spare parts galore, and after a while your inventory builds up. But that was an opportunity to build weird contraptions that didn’t actually exist! Extra car bodies, airplane wings, and battleships’ gun turrets–you could put them together into any crazy thing you pleased!

My favorite creation had a jalopy body, long legs made of oversized exhaust pipes (think War of the Worlds), a swiveling gun turret, a smokestack, and a number of attachments whose function was purely conjectural. It stood on a shelf on our bedroom wall, defying analysis. I wish I had a picture of it!

Do kids still build plastic models? Do they still scavenge the unused parts for imaginative creations? It certainly gave the imagination a workout, and was light-years more fun than anything we had in school.

 

Memory Lane: Sergeant Rock

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When the first issue of the Sergeant Rock comic book came out in 1959, World War II was a vivid memory for millions of Americans. Most of us had fathers who’d fought in it. War movies–you could see a different one every day. War-themed TV shows, from Combat to McHale’s Navy. Toy soldiers everywhere.

And Sgt. Rock, the comic book. How many of you remember it?

I never really got into this comic, although I did raise an eyebrow when the Sarge and Easy Company wound up on Dinosaur Island. But mostly they fought the Germans: hardly a fair fight, given Rock’s superhuman powers. You wonder why the war took as long as it did. He practically ate German troops for breakfast.

The series petered out in 1988. There was going to be a Sgt. Rock movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, but nothing came of it.

My father was in the Navy, serving on an ammunition supply ship–a vessel which the Navy took pains to keep well out of the reach of enemy submarines. He never saw the enemy, and they certainly didn’t allow the ammo ship to get anywhere near combat. Dad’s brother was a Marine serving in Puerto Rico–no Sgt. Rock-type war stories from him, either.

Easy Company just never caught on with anybody in my family. I much preferred Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge.

‘Memory Lane: The Remco Bulldog Tank’ (2018)

This was a great toy, the Remco Bulldog Tank. Hours of fun, making it crawl over formidable stacks of books!

Memory Lane: The Remco Bulldog Tank

Are kids still allowed to play with toy tanks, or do the schools keep them too busy dithering about their “gender” for anything else?

As for turning sweet little kids into Genghis Khan–

War is born of Original Sin; but it’s better to be good at it than bad.

‘How to Keep a Toddler from Going Up the Stairs’ (2018)

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By now we’ve all learned–haven’t we?–that there’s nothing quite so scary as a threat from something that does not, in fact, exist. Man-made Climbit Change. Systemic Racism. Imaginary stuff like that.

My Grandma understood that, seventy years ago.

How to Keep a Toddler from Going Up the Stairs

The Mick-Mock doesn’t scare me anymore.

But liberals do.

Memory Lane: Rec League Basketball

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I had a basketball team in our high school recreation league. We weren’t very good, only one winning season out of four, but nobody cared–it was fun.

One year a bunch of big black kids formed a team and entered it in the league. They called themselves The Dogs. They were very, very good at basketball! It was fun to play against them, even though we didn’t have a ghost of a chance at winning.

So they beat us, 85-15 (ouch!) in a 30-minute game. I was guarded by Billy, who grew up to be a police sergeant and a board of education member. The one bright spot for us in that game was when I made a bounce pass through Billy’s outstretched legs and we got an easy layup out of it. Everybody had a laugh–especially Billy’s teammates.

Everybody there enjoyed the game, even the referee. Until I learned otherwise, I thought sports were supposed to be like that.

Billy, you were a mighty good cop; and I’m sure your father was proud of your work on the school board. After all, he served on it before you did.

‘Home’ (2016)

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Here’s a picture of the house that I grew up in. There’d be no point in trying to show you its surroundings. Everything I knew has been torn down, paved over, and made as if it had never been. And all the people are gone.

Home

The computer’s being balky and sullen this morning, and I’m having a devil of a time trying to find the picture that goes with this post. Well, we’re in The Age of Nothing Works, aren’t we?

If I could just sit for one day on our old back porch–!