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We Has Got Skinn-Wawkers

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(I seen a preddajissed person heer oncet!

We has got a grate big Woulds “on” our kampas,, “it” is “a” reel Forrist!!! Thay say it is “as Big” as Awstrailyer!!!!! And a lott “Of” us we lyke to Go hyking In thare!!

Well frist thare “was This” huuge promble, yiu cuddnt wauk In “the” woulds whith-auot meting somb-one whoo “Mite” be preddajissed!!!!!!!!!! Yiu caint has troo Dyvercity iff thare “Are” enny wyte peple Arauound!!!

So we setted up theese here spatial Hyking Paaths jist for Gays and Trans and Peeple “Of” Culler and fat, reel fat, increddably fat peple, undocktered mygrints, nun-bynary & nooro-diffuse and balled-hedded wimmin & dwharfs & orcks & hobbits & elfs…thiss whay thay woont has to whurry abaout running In”to” preddiced peple whoo “Are not” Esteamed Mynorratys!!!!!!

Ownly nhow we has got “anether” Promble.!

Skinn-Wawkers!!!!!!!

I doughnt know “haow” thay got In our woulds but nhow thare All Over “the” Plaice!!!! and yiu has To-be Cairful becaouse thay Are Monsters!!!!!!!!!! I bet Donuld Trumpt sented them!

Well it “Is” geting dark And “thats” wen the Skinn-Wawkers comb Out and Jump “on” peeple so I amb goingto Hyde “under” “The” bed!!!!!!!!

‘Have Skinwalkers Invaded Your Neighborhood?’ (2021)

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Not at all nice!

A couple of years ago “skinwalkers” were a mega-fad on the Internet. Somehow this obscure bit of Navaho folklore captivated cyberspace. I think it’s pretty much died down by now, but in 2021 it was colossal. Goes to show ya what a year of quarantine etc. can do.

Have Skinwalkers Invaded Your Neighborhood?

Were people just stir-crazy by then–is that why so many jumped aboard this bandwagon?

Or were there really skinwalkers on the loose?

Do We Understand that Movies Aren’t Real?

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You can listen all day, every day, to tales of The Paranormal and never run out of them.

Here’s a little something I’ve noticed, though.

A new kind of monster, UFO, weird experience, whatever, makes it all around the world in video; and the next thing you know, people all around the world are claiming to have seen it. In real life. Not in a movie.

Remember The Predator (1987)? The monster had special camouflage which made it practically invisible. It was a very successful movie, with sequels, comic books, action figures, etc. Before long, the whole world knew what “the Predator” was and what it looked like–if you could see it at all.

Now, 30 years later, you can’t throw a brick among The Paranormal without hitting someone who’s sure he’s seen a Predator.

But it doesn’t stop there. There must be thousands of people out there, tens of thousands who’ve seen skinwalkers, interdimensional “portals” opening, Bigfoot, Shadow People…

If it’s been in the movies, people believe in it. And I don’t think they can help it. Our culture includes a deep reservoir of superstition–and movies look real! Who am I to say none of these people has seen any of those things he says he’s seen? Can we say, “Just because you see it doesn’t mean it’s there”?

I did once hear some mameluke on talk radio assert that The Movies, not America, were “his country.”

Of course he sees Bigfoot.

Have Skinwalkers Invaded Your Neighborhood?

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You can’t hardly throw a brick around YouTube lately without hitting a skinwalker video. Apparently these are turning up everywhere.

The surest way to find out whether skinwalkers are prowling around your neighborhood is to stay up all night, every night, peering out your window, and spend all day, every day, looking for wonky footprints and little bits of evil-smelling hair. Or you can simply call your local police every day and ask if they’ve gotten any skinwalker action yet.

I am not sure that the illustration given above is entirely accurate. I have heard of skinwalkers who look like TV repairmen. Others resemble crossing guards. Make sure you go door to door warning everyone in your neighborhood to be on the lookout for skinwalkers.

You can also call your Congressional representative every day to demand government action to control skinwalkers. It’s got to be every day or they won’t take you seriously.

False Facts: Special Quarantine Edition

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Running out of things to do during The Great Quarantine? Well, there will never be a better time to polish up your reputation as somebody who knows things that nobody else knows! And Acme False Facts is here to help, with a special Quarantine Edition.

Remember–it’s not what you say: it’s with how much conviction you can say it.

Here are a few outstanding examples.

Jim Bowie’s real name was James Skbiertzsky; but he changed it because, he explained, “Who the dickens would want to buy a Skbiertzsky knife?”

Brownies secretly hold a convention every year in Oklahoma.

The planet Neptune has no gravity. You could look it up.

In 1879, all the men in Proktov, Siberia, woke up one morning with extra toes. Scientists attribute this to a bad batch of toothpaste cookies.

Speaking of the paranormal, the only sure way to get rid of skinwalkers is to take away their flip-flops.

Episodes of The Tim Conway Show, when played backwards, reveal a failed conspiracy to subvert the Austrian Navy.

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