Tag: wiping out free speech

We ‘Are’ Maiking Pogres!!!

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Nhow weer’e geting Sumbware!!!!

A big impotent Pole says Haff! the peple in The Party “thinck” thare “is” whey Too Mutch Freedum “going” arownd And “the” guvvermint thay shood (and “I” kwote!) “regrulate And restrick the expretion Of Views considderd Discrimbatory oar ofenssive”” and jist Put a Lidd On “It”!”!”

Heer at Collidge us in “the” Stodent Soviet we has volunteerd to Set Up “a” Speach Cort!!! and enny boddy who Says oar Rites ejectionable Things thay “wil” be Punnishd!!!!!!

No-boddy has no rite To Say Rawng Things!!!!!!! Thare shood awght To Be Speach Corts evvryware! And camras and mikerowe-foans to Wach “and Lissin”!

Nhow “of coarse” The Guvermint whil de-side “waht” Speach it is ofennsive “and” waht Issnt!!!!!! Whaitll Miss Infomasion gets Slaped Down!!!! She woont Know waht “hit” hur!!!

And yiu whil awl See waht A “Grate Contry” thist whil Be wen no-boddy but us thay Are aloud “to” say Things!!!!!!! No Moar Too Mutch Freedum!!!!!!!!

‘The Hatchery of Stalinism’ (2015)

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Congress asks CPI(M) to remove Joseph Stalin pictures from its offices

“They never gave communism a chance to show what it can do!” –Every Academic Chowderhead in America

When I wrote this essay, the administration of President *Batteries Not Included was trying to thrust “monitors” into America’s newsrooms to make sure the nooze came out the way they wanted. Only a loud public outcry stopped this mischief. Do you remember?

But our “institutions of higher learning”–sardonic laughter was invented just for this–are still heavily invested in wiping out free speech. Look how awful they were seven years ago.

The Hatchery of Stalinism

Leftids always think they’ll be the only ones who still have freedom, once their new Stalin takes over. They keep on thinking it until he has them shot.

How much are you paying to have your child “taught” by Far Left Wackos with grey ponytails?

The Regime: ‘Too Much Free Speech!’

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The Regime’s new assistant secretary of education, Ima Thugg, has complained about the “free speech zones” found on many college campuses.

“It don’t matter how small they are!” said Ms. Thugg, who has half a doctorate in Gender Studies that she got when she was a woman, and another half she got as a “man.” “I don’t care if it ain’t no bigger than a postage stamp! Because guess what! The sound carries outside the free speech zone! It defeats the whole porpoise of the thing!”

Ah! But there is an answer to the problem. “I seen this on TV,” said Dr. Thugg, “it was in a education show called Get Smart. They had this thing called The Cone of Silence that came down on top of them when they wanted to talk in private and didn’t want no one to hear what they said.

“So if you was to go into the free speech zone and this here plastic cone came down on top of you so that nobody could hear you, then even if you said Hate Speech or something it wouldn’t matter because you’d be in the Cone of Silence and nobody would hear anything you said! And that takes care of any stupid First Amendment problems!”

The Dept. of Education will now seek approval from the Chinese Communist Party to spend $355 billion on cones of silence.