New Global Warming Threat! Your Pet

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Ooooh! First they came for our cars, then they came for our air conditioners, then they came for our freakin’ toilet paper–and now they’re coming for our pets. Save The Planet from cats and dogs!

According to “scientists” [sic.] at UCLA, “as the threat of Global Warming increases” [cue raspberry sound effect]… “environmentally-conscious pet owners may need to make some tough choices…” and ultimately make “a transition to pets that eat less meat,” instead of dogs and cats (https://patch.com/california/hollywood/fido-fluffy-are-hurting-environment-ucla-study-says).

Well, ever since the town said I couldn’t have a pet elephant…

Cats and dogs serve a positive purpose in the lives of humans. In fact, they serve any number of constructive purposes.

Has anybody calculated how much carbon dioxide, and sheer hot air, liberals and “scientists” belch into the atmosphere? Like, how much good does Debbie Wasserman Schultz actually do, compared to the good done by any cat or dog?

What do these benighted people want from us? What will we have to yield to them before their appetite for our liberties is satisfied? I mean, do they want us to switch over to, say, pet houseflies? Yeah, that would be about their speed. “Here, Buzzy, Buzzy! I’ve got some nice rotting filth for you!”

Science, education, journalism, government–all, all, all our institutions in a high-speed race to the bottom!

May Jesus Christ Our Lord defend us.

My Newswithviews Column: The World the Libs Would Build

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Since losing my Outlook Express, I’ve lost the ability to email my Newswithviews columns to my friends. Maybe someday I’ll straighten it out. For the time being, the most I know how to do is to post a link to it here;

https://newswithviews.com/the-world-the-libs-would-build/

What does the progwessive vision of things ultimately look like?

Pray you ne

By Request, ‘An Evening Prayer’

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Erlene asked for this one, An Evening Prayer by Carroll Roberson. Beautiful voice, beautiful lyrics–and Biblically sound.

If you’re new to this blog, we take hymn requests daily. If there’s a hymn you’d like to see posted here, just let us know.

Sanity Break: A Drawerful of Cat

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Ever get into a place you couldn’t get out of? A crawlspace, a hall of mirrors… or a dresser drawer? Somehow this cat got himself into the drawer, but now he can’t seem to get out. Such a sweet face, too–really, his mommy ought to have helped him. But maybe she had faith in his abilities. Let’s see if it was justified.

Prediction: Libs Will Support Pedophilia

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Given that a bunch of academics has been stumping for “consensual intergenerational sex” for years, this is hardly a prediction: some liberals are already doing this, and have been for a while.

To state it more explicitly, when “transgender” has run its course and liberals are ready to shatter another boundary of sexual morality, their new invented “right” will be a right to pedophilia (or whatever euphemism they employ), and the Democrat Party, NPR, Big News Media, and a couple thousand college professors will support it.

The Democrat Party will support a right to have sex with children.

I wish I were wrong, but I’m pretty sure I’m not.

‘Do You Want to Live FOREVER?’

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They’re popping their buttons over this one.

“The possibility of being able to live FOREVER just became one step closer as scientists proved that they can revive cryogenically frozen life,” The Express exults today (http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/836072/cryogenic-freezing-live-forever-eternal-life).

After 60 years of trying unsuccessfully, “experts” have revived frozen zebra fish embryos. Well, 10 percent of them, at any rate. The other 90 percent, not so good. And they say the little fish are doing fine. If you’re in the market for immortal zebra fish, it’s time to do a cartwheel.

Here we go again–once we get all the bugs worked out, we shall surely be as gods. Just like Satan promised in the Garden.

And we can also use this technology to put astronauts in suspended animation for long space voyages. Failing that, we can always send zebra fish to other planets. I had a zebra fish once: nice little fellow. But I doubt he would’ve found Mars to his liking.

The complicated high-tech process they’re using for this, with lasers and nanotech, etc., sounds like it’d be very expensive. So probably they won’t have the money to make everyone immortal. Guess who’s going to be first in line. Hint: It won’t be you.

At the risk of sounding old-fashioned, I was under the impression that I’m already signed up for eternal life, by means of the power and grace of God and faith in Jesus Christ. I like my old plan and want to keep it. Unlike other plans–for health care, say–the government can’t take it from me. Although there are those who’d certainly try to do so.

Would you really, truly, want to be cryogenically frozen and then brought back to life 70 years from now, as a stranger in an exceedingly strange land?

I already have my salvation, thank you. Jesus Christ obtained it for me, two thousand years ago.

 

Krazy Kalifornia

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So, if they can get about half a million more signatures on their petition, there’ll be a 2018 referendum to decide whether California should secede from the United States.

Tucker Carlson last night interviewed one of the leaders of the “Calexit” movement. The guy was quite candid about it. “If you [the rest of America] can think of a reason you want us to stay, I’d like to know about it.” That’s candid, and so is this: “This is California, not the United States. Our values are different… We disregard their [America’s] laws.”

Even more eye-popping is the spokesman’s glee over the “massive exodus” of middle-class families out of California. That’ll open up space for the next wave of really poor immigrants from Mexico. And, “they’ll be taking our values to other states”–values which they’ve just run away from. Uh, did anybody ever notice any Cuban exiles trying to set up marching and chowder societies for Castro?

So, let’s see if we understand this… California has the world’s fifth largest economy. The middle class is leaving, big-time, and is to be replaced by poor people from other countries. The middle class pays almost all the taxes, funding California’s gigantic welfare programs. Like, if all the people who are paying for the party, well, go away… how are they gonna keep paying for the party?

Meanwhile, I’m trying to think of a reason, any reason, why I’d want California not to secede.

The Jackalope–Is It Real?

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Source: The Jackalope–Is It Real?

By Request, ‘What’s Not to Love?’

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Susan asked for this one: Mark Lowry with the Gaither Vocal Band, What’s Not to Love? There are some, I fear–maybe this is just my own Dutch Reformed upbringing–who might be made uncomfortable by a perceived lack of seriousness: but the music is cool, the performers know their stuff, and the lyrics are strictly in line with God’s word. So let it be a joyful noise unto the Lord.