‘Educators’ Ban… the Bible’ (My Newswithviews Column, Aug. 8)

Why do teachers’ unions fight tooth and nail to keep the Bible out of public education?

Silly question, wasn’t it?

‘Educators’ Ban… the Bible

Judging merely by their actions and theeir words, no one hates America more than its “education” establishment–especially the teachers’ unions and the “educators” themselves–education professors at the teachers’ colleges, local school principals and superintendents, et al. It’s a toss-up as to which document they hate more–the Bible or the Constitution.

“I keep my kids in public school because _______?” Go ahead, fill in the blank. I dare you.

Utah School District Bans Bible

The Bible

Do they really, truly, believe that kids get their vulgarity and violence from the Bible?

What do you say, America? Have you had enough yet… or do you want some more?

Well, here’s some more.

The Davis school district, in Utah (wasn’t there some rumor about that being a Red state–conservative or something?), has banned the Bible from elementary and middle school classrooms and libraries (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65794363).

Why? For “vulgarity and violence,” of course! Such as… no answer to that.

Last year some of Utah’s schools banned pornographic material from their libraries. Now, in response to one complaint (!), Davis is gonna ban the Bible.

Gee. When I think of “violence” in connection with children, I think of “gender reassignment,” sex trafficking, and using the schools as grooming academies for child sex.

Yes, the Bible does contain allusions to God’s wrath. And if we don’t change our ways, we’ll see some of that wrath first-hand. Don’t think any smart-aleck verbal gymnastics will avert it.

Wye Dint Thay Jist Ban ‘The’ Bybul???

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‘Lawsuit Seeks to Abolish Bible-Reading in Church’ (2015)

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This was pure satire when I wrote it, four years ago. But every day it shambles just a little closer to reality.

Lawsuit Seeks to Abolish Bible-Reading in Church

Fair warning: a Congress capable of passing the so-called “Equality Act” is capable of banning Bible-reading.

Next time a Democrat wins the White House, watch out. They will try to erase religious liberty.

When They Banned the Bible

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Here’s another thing I remember, from back when we were citizens: from back before the government learned how to say “Just shut up and pay your taxes.”

In 1962-63 the U.S. Supreme Court suddenly discovered that reading the Bible in a public place–notably a public school–was somehow against the Constitution. Amazing, the things that can dawn on judges after a couple hundred years.

When I went to grade school and middle school, we had a reading from the Bible, the Lord’s Prayer, and the Pledge of Allegiance to start our day. No one complained. The Bible readings were from the Old Testament, for Christians and Jews.

In high school the Bible reading came over the P.A. system, read each morning by my Aunt Millie, who was then the school secretary. But then, in my sophomore year, it had to stop. The Supreme Court said it had to stop. Why? Because of “separation of church and state” or something, which is not in the Constitution and never posed a problem for anyone until a few atheists started complaining in the early 1960s. The Bible readings had to be replaced by “inspirational readings” from strictly secular sources. Frankly, I never find that inspiring.

Here are a few other things I remember about high school, 1963-67, which were different.

No girl had an out-of-wedlock baby.

No school shootings… anywhere. Ever.

No assaults on teachers.

No drug overdoses. No suicides.

No need for guards or special police at any school. No metal detectors.

How was this not better? How are we the better for banning God’s word and replacing it with inducements to try every sexual aberration ever imagined in a fallen world?

But that was when we were citizens. Not subjects.

We Has got To Bann the Bibel!!

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