Open at your own risk! (If you can)
I run this post every now and then as a way of charting our country’s progress toward failure. Back in 2015 it was an over-the-top satire. Now…?
It seems in Oregon you can’t get life-saving treatment for breast cancer unless your mind is right about Transgender. If you ain’t for it, they think you don’t deserve to life. “They” being the state’s medical authorities.
We knew it would go this far.
And now the question is, How much farther?
This was pure satire when I wrote it, four years ago. But every day it shambles just a little closer to reality.
Fair warning: a Congress capable of passing the so-called “Equality Act” is capable of banning Bible-reading.
Next time a Democrat wins the White House, watch out. They will try to erase religious liberty.
Ha Ha that stopid lee he is att the Eyedoctor so now i got His blogg!
Sumething shuld Be “done” abuot “that” “Bringin Bible to Scool” thing, Why becose it “is” Aginst The law!!!
Stopid lee he havnt nevver raed No law he is not a Interllectural like us is hear at Collidge so “he” dont kno abuot “the” vitelly impotant Docktrin of Sepration Of Churtch And State!! It is “rihgt” thare In “the” First parragriff of the Consittutoin! where It says thare is no christin stuff alloud nowhere eccept In a churtch!!! and Yiu can “qoute” me on That!!!
Them christins thay shuld “be” Hapy we alow them to has christin stuff in churtch, Iff we was a Reely progrestive cuontry Like Cueba or Soddy Arabea or I Ran or China we wuld’nt lett Them have No churtches neether!!!
Annyway The law it says yiu cant Have no bible in no scool, not evver And iff yiu got a Bible in thare yiu Can “be” sent to Prisn and I Think thay shuld aslo mash yuor Finggers whith “a” Hammar tooo!!!
i Wil tel yiu How hatful them christins be! As yiu know,, i has Moth Antenners becose thay givin me Moth Hormoans to turn me Into “a” Wimmin only it dont seme “to” be workin, And th”e” otther day Some christin he “ponted” at “my” Moth Antenners and he sayed is thay reel? That was A grate big huge Micro Gresion! So i re-ported him to “our” Diversity Leedership Teem hear at Collidge and now He “is got” to be in Sencitivvity Traning for The neckxt 12 yeres!!! Ha Ha on him!!!
Boy that big dop lee has maked me mad, he trying to get reeders to ask him to post them stopid christin Hims on this blogg!
Dont he knowe its Unconstotontial to play Hims in publick, it says rihghjt thar in the Constotutin yiu got to have Sepration of Churtch and State and that meanes All The States includin the one yiu in rihgjt now! But no! he tryin to git reeders to Break the law.
My prefesser he sayes usuly the Constototoin it got nothin to do with nothin it is jist bad old dockumint writ up by Dead White Mails who was Slave owners and wuldnt let no wimmims vote and aslo Homo Phobs. But “stil even so” he sayes, their is things in the Constututin that “thay is” truely worthwile, lik A Bortion and Gay Marrage and Aformative Actoin and To Save the Plenet from Climbit Change! and He sayes the Best Thing in the Constututun, it is that Religgin realy is Aginst The law and no One shuld bea aloud to talk abuot no religgin in no Publick place. And “thats” whatt he sayes!
So al yiu religgis dops out thar yuo is nothin but Haters and Biggits and yiu aslo Ingnorent! yuo shuld ouhgjt to lissten to us Interllecturals hear at the Collidge, becose we smarter “than” yiu and yiu jist waight til Hillery is Pressdint, boy wil she ever fix yiu!! She wil inforce the law of the Connstytutoin aganst religgin and christinitty in pertickuler and that wil be that!
I warnin yiu, al yiu peple beter stoppit with thoose Hims!
Don’t even think about asking me where I got this information, because I am not at liberty to tell.
A lawsuit is about to be filed before the 9th Circuit Court demanding that all Bible-reading, except for “secret private readings that the authorities are unable to monitor as yet,” be banned on the grounds that it violates the Separation of Church and State. The plaintiffs are a coalition of atheists and liberal churchmen, Americans for American Values and Other Good Things.
“Bible-reading must not be allowed, not even in the churches,” said law professor J. Wadsworth Polyp, a known idiot. “Churches are located in the state, therefore they are subject to Separation of Church and State.”
“Our church never opens the Bible,” said Priestess the Rev. Judi Kazooty, Presbyterian Church USA. “That’s because the Bible is, like, the most un-inclusive book ever. It breaks, like, every hate speech law. So we read Saul Alinsky and Al Gore instead.”
Polyp and Kazooty are respectively the chair-being and the also chair-being of Americans for American Values and Other Good Things. Their group, they say, represents “lots of people.”
“We are not asking the court to curtail freedom of worship,” Professor Polyp added. “You will still be allowed to go to church. You just won’t be allowed to say or read or write anything that goes against the State.”
Copies of the lawsuit can be obtained by stealing them from the professor’s office. He keeps them right under the copies of the final exams.
Ha, that other guy he had to go out so I can get on his blog and protext that archy fish viddio he just posted.
Why aint there a law aginst him talking about God al the time? If he was a interllectural he wuld know ther aint no God. What a dope. Dont he know its Evilution that makes all thes difrent animals and fish? That archy fish is no expection. It Evolved!! into a archy fish and it use to be something else. I think it probly Evolved!! from apes like we did.
Anyway ther shuld be a law so he cant rite no religin, My prefesser he says it viarlates Sepration of Church and State! if you rite about relgion and the goverment shuldnt alow it anymore. We fogt our Revilution War to git rid of religin and now here it is agan.
That guy Lee needs ougt to go back to collidge and learn some eddication.
Ther probly aint even such thing as a archy fish, I bettya christins made it up.