“‘Our Conservative Movement’ (LOL)” (2015)

What with the midterm elections just eight days away, we’re getting inundated with emails from politicians schnorring for contributions. Out-of-state money seems to be their favorite dish… but it leaves a bad aftertaste.

‘Our Conservative Movement,’ LOL

I love these characters who pass themselves off as “conservatives” when they haven’t conserved, or even tried to conserve, a cotton-pickin’ thing. C’mon, Karl Rove! You can’t believe you’re fooling anybody.

Well, ignore the emails, disregard the polls, and vote for every Republican on the ballot. Yes, some of those are wastes of space; but Job One is to chase the Democrats out of office before they can do our country any more harm. We can deal with the RINOs next time out.

Look around. If you see anything being conserved, please let me know.

‘The Chance of a Lifetime’ (2017)

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I refuse to post pictures of these wretched people. Here’s a nice flying fish instead.

Wow! It was the chance of a lifetime! Win a picnic on Catalina Island… with Bruce (“Call me Caitlyn, dammit!”) Jenner. Who was once a man–and still is, if you could ask his cells.

‘The Chance of a Lifetime’!

I forget what you had to do to win this, uh, prize. Probably something really degrading. Maybe even as shameful as hosting a show on Fox Nooze as supposedly a (LOL) “conservative” and see how many female pronouns you can cram into one paragraph about Bruce Gender. You could pretend you were Sean Hannity.

Nah, that’s just too cruel.

Fox News: Should Be Faux Nooze

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It wasn’t their fault they went extinct. What’s our excuse?

Hey! Remember Fox News? Democrats called it a far right fake news outlet that tricked poor stupid peasants into being conservatives.

Ah! But that was before Fox hired Bruce Jenner (“Oh, call me Caitlyn! ‘Cause I’m a woman now”). This weird guy with lipstick. And they’re gushing over him, all these so-called “conservatives” who will now be his co-workers. They hail him as “a pioneer.”

Tell me: if you can’t even conserve the distinction between a man and a woman, what can you conserve?

And y’know what’s scariest about the whole thing? The way people whom you’d swear would know better just, in record time or no time at all, spin their moral compass 180 degrees and embrace and celebrate what only yesterday they decried as sin and moral chaos.

Because some guy says he’s now a woman, does that make him a woman? Really? You really, truly, believe that?

The Lord is going to have His work cut out for Him, trying to save this world.

Jesus Christ Is… ‘Like Superman’?

Crenshaw has been criticized by his fellow Republicans for going against Donald Trump's baseless election fraud claims and saying that some of his fellow GOP lawmakers were 'grifters'

Dan Crenshaw, running for Congress (I think) in Texas and peppering us here in New Jersey with emails schnorring for campaign contributions, came out with some high-grade idiocy this past weekend.

Now, what kind of politician goes at it with a 10-year-old girl? You don’t argue with children–and certainly not in public, in front of a crowd.

The little girl asked Crenshaw about comments he made on a radio show in 2020–yes, someone could have set her up to do this: we don’t know–some blather about “societal hero archetypes”–some of whom were “real,” like Ronald Reagan or Rosa Parks, and some of whom were… “like Jesus… or Superman.”

Now this was drivel; but all he had to do was smile bashfully and say “I guess I didn’t say that as well as I should’ve, huh? I really didn’t mean to compare Jesus to Superman.”

But no. He snapped at the kid and growled, “Don’t question my faith!” Gee. Phony fake Catholics like Pelosi and Biden always say that when somebody asks them to explain their enthusiastic support for abortion.

Crenshaw trots himself out as a “conservative,” although we have no idea what he’s conserving. Likening our Savior, the King of kings, to a comic book character suggests a mind that never outgrew college freshman sociology courses.

We’ve already got enough of those.

‘Am I Still on “The Right”?’ (2017)

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This question hasn’t gone away since I asked it four years ago. Again I ask Conservatives, what are they conserving?

Am I Still on ‘the Right’?

We’ve done a very poor job of, um, “conserving” our culture. What we’ve done is to let the Far Left Crazy trash it. Now we’re stuck with a transgender movement–which, if everybody does it, the human race goes extinct. Which is almost certainly its purpose. All Satantic schemes are aimed at death.

Some of these “conservatives,” as long as their stock porfolio’s all right and there’s no riff-raff in the country club, all’s right with the world…

‘We Can Live with Joe’? Really?

The Democrat establishment flexed its muscles on Super Tuesday and pushed Joe Biden ahead of Bernie Sanders in the race for the party’s presidential nomination.

That they were able to do this was not surprising. What is surprising, and distressing, is the emergence of “conservative” commentators who are so happy to be rid of Bernie, they wouldn’t mind a Biden presidency. A business-as-usual presidency, with a moderate at the helm.

What kind of happy-juice have they been drinking?

First, watch this video again. It’s only one of many. If you really, truly believe this man is fit to be president, you’re as loopy as he is.

Since when is Joe a “moderate”? Open borders, transgender, Green New Deal, more and more abortion, more and more restrictions on the Second Amendment, government control of healthcare–these are lunatic public policies, and he’s on record as supporting every single one of them. These are extremist policies, and he supports them all.

What do these bogus conservative numbskulls mean when they say they “can live with Biden”? Better him than Bernie–’cause Bernie’s an out-and-out Bolshevik who publicly praises communist dictatorships? But in terms of policy recommendations, there’s hardly anything at all advocated by Sanders that hasn’t also been advocated by Biden. And all the rest of the departed Democrat candidates, we might add.

They’re all crazy. And so-called Republicans who think the republic can actually survive another Democrat regime are off their chumps.

Whether they can push and pull the doddering Biden all the way to Election Day remains to be seen. Heaven only knows what other bombs are going to drop from his mouth between then and now.

But all we need to know is No Democrats–never again.

Not a Shred of Self-Respect

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This story is too disgusting to be illustrated in the normal way. So here is a bluebird in her nest instead.

You do know, don’t you, that the NFL Players Assn., with the tacit support of the league itself, despises your country and thinks it’s a stinking racist hell-hole? You haven’t already forgotten all that “take a knee” posturing, have you?

Yeahbut, yeahbut! It’s the Super Bowl, dude! It’s Super Bowl Sunday!

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things…

So they kick you in the face, and you ask for more. They wipe their feet on your flag and you ask for more.

Well, okay–they have more, as it turns out!

The Fox Network–can you say “fake conservative, conserving nothing”?–having rejected a pro-life ad for their Stupor Bowl broadcast, plans to run another ad featuring… well, of course you knew this was coming–drag queens! I mean, what’s a family viewing event without a little soupcon of intense perversion?

They kick you in the face and you ask for more.

If our culture somehow survives and recovers from this era, it will be no thanks to our nooze and “entertainment” industry.

May the sovereign word of God confront and crush them.

 

 

‘Wall Street Journal Says “Erase America”‘ (2012)

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They keep telling me the editorial writers at The Wall Street Journal are “conservatives,” but it beats the dickens out of me to try to figure out what they’re conserving.

Wall Street Journal Says ‘Erase America’

Does it really need to be explained, that “open borders” is a terrible idea, and that any attempt to actually put it into practice would be fatal to our country?

What business do idiots like that have, publishing a magazine?

My Newswithviews Column, Dec. 19 (‘Young Conservatives–Baloney!’)

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I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: the problem with conservatism is too many phony “conservatives” who aren’t conserving anything. But the nooze media are convinced that we don’t know that and will never figure it out.

‘Young Conservatives’—Baloney!

If they’re going to lie to us, could they at least come up with some believable lies? It’s insulting, the pap they expect us to believe.

“Young Conservatives”–hot dog!

‘Why “Trump is Winning” is No Mystery’ (2015)

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President *Batteries Not Included and Speaker John “Crybaby” Boehner–working together to screw America

So there I was in 2015, predicting Donald Trump would win the Republican primary. A political science degree might not be much use, but at least I’m a very good political scientist, if I do say so myself.

Why ‘Trump is Winning’ is No Mystery

And this was several years before Trump’s actual election made it glaringly obvious that Washington, D.C., Republicans and Democrats together, is just one big happy family up on Capitol Hill, sucking our blood and picking our pockets. This is why Establishment Republicans are always content to be No. 2 in a two-party system. And that’s how we wound up with ruptured borders, Obamacare, same-sex pseudomarriage, and all the rest of the D.C. fun pack.

Donald Trump has pulled off the tarpaulin and exposed the toxic tar pool underneath.