Tag: everything is racist

Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don’t

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You just can’t please some people.

White folks who take up yoga are guilty of “cultural appropriation”–taking something that doesn’t belong to them–and that makes them racists. According to some jidrool of a professor at Michigan State University. (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-yoga-american-white-supremacy-michigan-state-university-shreena-gandhi-racism-professor-a8185206.html)

But if they don’t do yoga, then they’re rejecting something from another culture, not being properly multicultural–and that, too, makes them racists.

How much are people paying to be “taught” this bilge?

America has too many colleges and looniversities, too many dunderheads “teaching” in them, too many overpaid administrators, and way, way, way too many young people going there to learn a lot of useless, toxic rubbish.

And those who seek to stir up strife among people who would otherwise be at peace with each other, are committing sin.

‘Ordering a Cup of Coffee Makes the World Unjust’ (2016)

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This was two years ago, collidge clowns out on the Left Coast insisting it’s racist to order a cup of coffee–but also racist not to order one!

They’ve had two whole years to build on that. Think they’ve gotten any saner?

Ordering a Cup of Coffee Makes the World Unjust

My Newswithviews Column, Dec. 21 (‘The Romance of Failure’)

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I don’t know how I cranked this out, but here it is.

Leftids really groove on failure. That’s why they define true patriotism as hoping America loses a war.

https://newswithviews.com/the-romance-of-failure/

‘Jingle Bells’ is Racist!

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Ho, ho, ho! No, I’m not making this up! A “theater historian” at Boston University says Jingle Bells is racist, and blathers about “its problematic role in the construction of blackness and whiteness in the United States” (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2017/12/18/boston-university-professor-claims-jingle-bells-is-racist/).

Your tuition dollars at work! With more than a few of your tax dollars thrown in. Gotta keep those intellectuals well-supplied with the amenities.

Declaring that her research found the song first performed in  blackface in 1857, Mizzz Theater Historian also objected to its “elements of male display.” She herself is white, but doesn’t look like a woman who’s very fond of men.

When thousands of people started calling her an idiot, she quickly backpedaled: “I never said it’s racist now!” So much for the courage of her convictions.

(Thanks to Linda for the new tip)

Feminists: Pumpkin Spice Latte is Racist

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Leftids don’t even try to make sense anymore. Random brain activity spews straight out of their mouths.

For instance: A feminist gaggle calling themselves “Ultra Violet” has claimed that Starbuck’s Pumpkin Spice Latte is racist and you are a racist if you buy some because a couple of Starbuck’s franchises are on properties owned by Donald Trump who owns a lot of properties and everybody knows President Donald Trump is a white supremacist so when you have a Pumpkin Spice Latte you are helping to fund white supremacy (http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/pumpkin-spice-lattes-fund-white-supremacy-in-trump-white-house-according-to-feminist-group/article/2634193?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Examiner+Today&utm_source=StructureCMS)–Huff, puff, aaah! [pause to hyperventilate]

Uh, what about the other flavors? If you go into a Starbuck’s and order some other kind of latte, are you still a white supremacist? What makes all the other flavors all right, if indeed they are all right and don’t turn you into a Ku Klux Klanner when you drink one? “One latte makes you racist, but another makes you pure…”

Does anyone still think feminism serves any kind of useful purpose?

Seattle Councilman: Washing Poo off Sidewalk is ‘Racist’

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If you need to visit Seattle anytime soon, you’d better wear galoshes.

It seems various people have been peeing and pooing on the sidewalks outside the courthouse. Two judges got indignant and ordered the mess cleaned up. Which was done with daily power-hosings.

Wrong! A city councilman has denounced the clean-up as “racist,” a “microaggression” that will trigger bad memories of cops training fire hoses on black protesters of the Civil Rights Era (http://www.libertynation.com/seattle-councilman-says-racist-clean-feces-sidewalk/).

He’s a liberal, a Democrat, so to him, virtually everything is “racist.” Better, he believes, for people to have to tiptoe through piles of feces than to clean it up. Just leave it there on the sidewalk, right?

Yeah, liberals say the darnedest things. We laugh at them, but we won’t laugh so loud if they make it impossible for us to walk down the sidewalk without stepping into a pile of ca-ca.

Please don’t let them ever get back into power. Not ever.

A New Law that wil Be Grate!!

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Wee are Exited hear at Collidge becose “Yestarday” we Got “a” vissit from our Congres Wimmin ms. Tawannder Lennin she “is” runing For relection and she is in The Peples Combunist Workers Party but also she “is” runing as a Demmocrat, she sayed Lots of ordrinary dum peple Who “are” not Interllecturals thay wil Not vote four a combunist But thay are hapy “To” vote for a Demmocrat even thuohg Thare is no Differents!!! Boy thay are so dum!

Hear at Collidge we Love Progreasive Pollertitians!! And Miz Lennin she “is” goin to Interduce a New Law in Congres that Will make It Im-Posible Not to Be “a” Progreasive!

This hear Law wil Let The govvermint Investergate any Body who wrights any thing or makes A movie Or a TV Show or any thing at all, The Atterny Genderal she wil investergate them for Micro Gresion and Raceism and Not Bein Inclusive enough or evven Being Too Much Inclusive and Doing It Wrong. We wil get Them if thay “leaf out Some thing thay shouldof put in, and We wil get them if thay put in Some thing thay shuldof Left out, or we Wil get them if Thay has got Not Enough of this or Too Much of that, or Jist if thay sayed Some thing but thay dint Say it The Rihght Way!! And then The atterny Genderal she wil put Them al in Jale!!!” And this whay Thare “wont Be” no one But us Interllecturals whoo “are” aloud to say or Writ any thing and That “is” How it shuld be!!!

My prefesser He sayes its A beutiffle Law, thay can get Anybody for Any thing When evver thay want! that wil Keep the stopid “peple On Thare Tows my” prefesser he sayes. And aslo It wil Bee “the” end of Raceism!!!

Oops! More Racism!

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Two professors at the Smith College School of Social Work are on the griddle for complaining to the administration about certain aspects of their mission. ( http://chronicle.com/article/Leaked-Faculty-Letters-Expose/237491/) Inevitably, they’ve been branded as racists. Biggits, too. They’ll probably be fired: anything to please the students.

The profs objected to their having to teach a lot of students who, in their view, were gravely unprepared for college work. They also complained about the administration’s habitual caving to students’ demands, no matter how ridiculous. One of them even went so far as to speculate that social work is “not for everyone.”

The unidentified person who leaked the professors’ complaints cites “a climate of fear experienced by persons of color at Smith.”

They scare awful easy these days, don’t they?

And all this is in spite of the college’s ceaseless attempts to appease chronically thin-skinned, whiny students, publishing a formal “anti-racism statement” and chasing their tails to root out this or that “ism” so that the students will never, never see or hear anything that might offend them.

I will have to ask Joe Collidge what he thinks of this. But not today.

Feds Rule ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ is Racist

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Never let it be said that the Obama administration has left any stone unturned when it comes to stirring up racial animosities.

You know that famous “Don’t Treat on Me” flag, from our War for Independence? Yeah, that one.

Well, an official agency of the federal government, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission–which needs to be de-funded and abolished–has ruled that “Don’t Tread on Me” is “racist”–isn’t everything?–and must not be allowed in any workplace. ( http://www.dailywire.com/news/8110/eeoc-decides-gadsen-flag-racist-hank-berrien?utm_source=dwemail&utm_medium=email&utm_content=080516-news&utm_campaign=position1 )

This is because some jerk complained that “as a black man he had been racially discriminated against” because somebody else wore a “Don’t Tread on Me” baseball cap to work.

After admitting that the flag and slogan are part of American history and have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any racism, the EEOC then ruled in favor of the whining, injustice-collecting pipsqueak–on the grounds that complaining that something is racist… makes it racist!

How’s that for logic?

Please, everybody–this whole government needs to be cleaned out, top to bottom. The only chance we have, apart from direct Divine intervention, is to elect Donald Trump. Not because of who he is, but because of who he isn’t!

Because Hillary Clinton and the Democrats sponsor and push all this evil crazy horse****, and anything other than a vote for Trump is aiding and abetting Clinton.

And if Trump then turns out to be no good, well, that’s another problem that we’ll have to deal with.

But first the “Everything is racism” party has got to be stopped cold–and, if possible, destroyed.

Onely Racists Has Grammer!!!

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Well HA-ha-ha! has i Got the last lagh here or watt?

Now i has Prufe that that stopid lee he is a racist expesally becose he is a eddytor or somthinge like that, wel here is a Bigger Eddyter then he Will ever be and she sayin it racist Racist RACIST to use grammer becose it got infented by deadd old Wihte Men they was aslo Rich! See, here it is rihgjt hear!! ( http://www.dcclothesline.com/2016/04/22/liberal-newspaper-editor-correcting-bad-grammar-is-racist-rules-were-invented-by-wealthy-white-people/ ) Watt doo yiu have to say to THat, huh Mr. Smartiepants?

I heared somboddy say The True “sine of a interllectural” is he dont know how to Talk so yiu can unnderstan him so he only Whind up talkin to hisself. Wel yuo kno what, whiy shuld a interllectural evver have to talk to ordrinary dum peple they istnt goin to unnderstan it anywaigh! Thay is two buzzy tryin to do grammer.

And gess wahtt! I aksed my Prefesser and he tolled me That Speling is Racist too jist lyke grammer and if yiu try to spel words that “Rihgjt way” it not reely Rihgjt at all its jist Racist.

Boye i Can jist immajoin al them Racists out thare tryin to figger out a way to ansser this!! Thay beter go Back to collidge in a hurray so thay can becume Interllecturals lyke myself i am one!

Wel i got to go now and sine up for Sumer Sesion in Gender Studies and then i got to get more Moth hormoans shot into me as prat of the exspearmint and Lee he istnt hear and thare is his Base Ball hat i gess i wil take it wihth me and Have itt for Lunch!