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‘Scientists Say It’s Okay to Lie for Climate Change’ (2016)

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Just think–we didn’t yet have COVID as a justification for scientists to lie to the general public. But we did have Climbit Chainge! That was worth a couple million whoppers.

Scientists Say It’s OK to Lie for Climate Change

To be fair, many scientists objected strenuously to this. They didn’t want to compete with used car salesmen and politicians for the Stanley Cup of Mendacity. But hey, it was peer-reviewed–which means it had the blessing of the lying s-o-s scientific establishment.

Keep it in mind the next time you hear some Democrat gasbag say that the current year is the hottest year since the world began and you’d better hurry up and sign away your liberties or else…!

‘The Global Warming Fantasy Factory’ (2014)

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“Doesn’t look like we’ll be flyin’ today, boss…”

As we speak, half the airports in Europe are frozen over, and more than half of the planes grounded… due to freezing temperatures and lots and lots of snow! And just when they wanted to jet off to Qatar to yabber about Global Warming and Climbit Change, too!

The Global Warming Fantasy Factory

Qatar, jutting out into the Persian Gulf, is one of the hottest places on earth. Meeting there makes it kind of easier to believe in fairies–I mean Climbit Change, sorry.

I have another Climbit Change story coming up. Wait’ll you get a load of that one.

‘Entering the Age of Fictional News’ (2015)

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I run this post every couple years or so as a reminder that the globalist devil never, never sleeps–and won’t be happy till he’s devoured all our freedoms. Global Warming/Climate Change is his most powerful scam.

Entering the Age of Fictional News

Yes, they’re still at it today, every day. Acquiring wealth and power for themselves [notice I did not say “themself”] is their whole reason for living.

And oh! how the world’s nooze media are behind it, pushing for all they’re worth!

May the Lord deliver us out of their hands.

‘Flash! Global Warming Causes Snowstorm’ (2019)

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Why Have a Winter Wedding?

The Climbit Change Crowd like to have it both ways: if the weather’s hot, it’s Global Warming/Climate Change; and if the weather’s cold, it’s Climate Change. Heads they win, tails we lose.

Flash! Global Warming Causes Snowstorm

Government’s job, its mission, is to scare us into giving it more and more power over our lives. Why anyone should want this–ask the Devil, he knows.

No, it doesn’t have to be consistent, or make any kind of sense. It just has to be scary. A good scare will always whip the plebs into line.(See COVID, End of World, etc.)

And Now It’s Cold, Too!

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See? Totally covered by ice! Would MIT ever lie to you?

It’s September 30 and it’s raining again, and if I want to go out, I have to wear my winter coat–and I can see my breath. In September.

It’s all because of Climbit Change! But you knew that already, didn’t you? Yowsah, yowsah–it’s that warming that makes it so cold!

It’s scientific!

MIT warns us that “Snowball Earth”–universal glaciation–can come on in a hurry (https://news.mit.edu/2020/sunlight-triggered-snowball-earths-ice-ages-0729#:~:text=These%20dramatic%20%E2%80%9CSnowball%20Earth%E2%80%9D%20events,complex%2C%20multicellular%20life%20on%20Earth.)–especially with us plebs doing stuff, like cooking food on gas stoves, that will suddenly bring the world to an end, blah-blah.

It’s scientific! They’ve got computer models for it! If you don’t believe computer models, you’re Anti-Science! (That’s like being Antichrist, only reel!) Dept. of Justice gonna get you if you don’t watch out! We can’t allow all that misinformation to float around.

Science Says: All power to the State! The State guided by Science. Can you gimme hallelujah?

Who’s Wrecking Disney?

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Confound that Climate Change! Look what it did!

Once upon a time you could blame it on the bossa nova. Now…?

Disney Corp cranks out ten or 11 movies in a row that are box-office disasters, losing around a billion dollars. Their new “Snow White” movie, not even due to be released until next year, has become a daily food fight. Subscribers are canceling their subscriptions.

And–gasp!–attendance at the Disney theme parks has “dropped substantially” (https://climatechangedispatch.com/barren-disney-theme-parks-blamed-on-climate-change/).

So what’s the problem? What’s to blame? Don’t worry, they already know the answer. Why aren’t people coming to the theme parks? Drum roll, please–

CLIMATE CHANGE!

Aw, c’mon–you knew that, didn’t you? Never mind the content of those movies, which would make a hyena turn up its nose and run away. This is Disney, it’s gotta be right–Americans want their kids groomed for sex! But don’t take their word for it–ask any drag queen.

Once they get the climate fixed–world government, draconian new Rules that cover everything, anyone who doesn’t like it disappears, and bob’s your uncle–the plebs will come flocking back to Disney’s parks, eager to get their five-year-olds primed for sexual adventure. Think of it as icing on the cake made by the public schools.

Every bite of which is poison.

‘No, New York Has Not Become Daytona Beach’ (2015)

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New York in 2015… according to “Science”

The 2024 presidential election season seems far away just now; but it’ll be here before you know it. We have only a little time to guess what kind of disaster the Democrats will invoke to swing the election their way. They can’t go back to COVID-19, can they?

No, New York Has Not Become Daytona Beach

They seem to be pumping up “Climate Change” as the next boogieman that’ll require us to vote by mail, etc. The fact that “Global Warming” predictions have always been sheer ca-ca is never mentioned. 

Governed by idiots and crooks who hate us, despise us, and want to drink our blood and our liberty…

Memory Lane: Hot, Hot, Hot!

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Now that “Pride” seems to be wearing out its welcome, and assorted boycotts are taking effect, it looks like Woke Inc. will try to take advantage of our current heat wave and hoist Global Warming/Climbit Chainge back to the top of their doomsday list.

They want you to be astounded and terrified of hot weather in July.

I remember lounging in the hammock in my grammy’s back yard, drinking root beer and reading Archie comics, as the temperature crept over 100 and stayed there–all week. Just a few years ago, trying to write outside and giving up when the temperature hit 112. And oh! Those hot summers of my childhood! Which was before anyone had home air conditioning. We couldn’t have survived without wading pools.

There have always been heat waves in the summer, there always will be, and no amount of ferocious taxation and truly daft restrictions on our day-to-day activities will ever change it. It’s only Democrats and globalists looking to put a leash on us, looking to control our lives. Because they have a perverted lust for it.

Remember the New Ice Age that they were all gaga about in the 1970s?

Could we have a new government, please? One that does not refuse to recognize its limits?

‘Bill Nye, the Death Guy’ (2017)

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Bill Nye, The FOOD Science Guy! «

One man’s “science” is another man’s snake oil.

Hey, wouldn’t it be great if all us old folks just fell off our perch and left behind a world full of defenseless young minds for the likes of Bill Nye to play with?

Actually we haven’t seen much of him lately, have we? Has he gotten what he wished on others?

Bill Nye the Death Guy

There is no one as anti-human as a humanist. We do we flood our airwaves with ’em? Why does anybody care what Bill Nye says?

(Note: I see that now that COVID has subsided, they’re piling back onto the Climbit Chainge Express.)

Kerry Babbles: There’s Too Much Food Being Produced!

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John Kerry says US farmers must radically transform food production to meet 'net zero' emissions goals by 2030

A mummy in search of a pyramid

Gee, remember “world hunger”? John Kerry doesn’t. No: the ambulatory mummy, now SloJo”s “Climate Czar,” sez we gotta “radically transform food production” if we’re ever gonna hit the goal of Net Zero (https://thepostmillennial.com/john-kerry-says-us-farmers-must-radically-transform-food-production-to-meet-net-zero-emissions-goals-by-2030). I think Net Zero was in a Japanese monster movie, but don’t quote me.

Yowsah, yowsah, forget about “Climate Change”–we’ve got a Climate Crisis, Kerry babbles. And we’d better solve it pronto, because… “15 million people a year are dying” from Global Warming/Climbit Chainge. What crap.

His solution: us plebs had better get used to doing without household amenities like gas stoves and eating s*** grown in the lab… and bugs! Lots of bugs. While he shambles into his private jet and takes off for Davos for another bowl of nightingale tongues.

Man, I was in high school when this gork started pissing on our country. He’s been at it ever since. Democrats keep giving him high posts in the government. They only do it because they hate us.

Yeah, yeah, hum baby! Let’s cut back on the world’s food supply! We can make it up with bugs and grass and tree bark. But again, that’s only for us common people.

When do we get to boot this evil shyster out of America forever?