I caint beleave “my” ayes!!!!!!!!!! Pressadint Obamma he “is” heaer,, he is acturelly heer, rihght Heer on our Own Collidge Campas!!!!! He is Heer in Hyumin Formb!!!!!
Somb of us butt Not Me we wher “a” Littel Canfused at frist i gess becose he dint Look “eggzackly” lyke we thawt,, in facked he Looked lyke a Short Fat Gye and aslo he dint Look Black atoll!!!!! for a minnit thare i thinked somb “Of” the Stoodint Soviet we wher goingto Attack himb, lyke he was Ownly Pre-tendding to be Pressadint Obamma,,, thay evin Grabed his Dryvers Lysints and it sayed his naimb it was Rikky Stoonatta or somb thing Lyke “that” butt then he eggsplaned it “To” us!!!
Sombtimes wen I taik on hyuman formb” he sayed “it doughnt com Out egzackly Rihght like It “awt to” becose “It Is harrder then It Looks!”!” That thare lysints it turrned Out Rawng tooo!! So we toled himb abote al The trubble “we” hadded whith his Statchoo and the hed keeped fawllin Off Etc. and aslo the hyumin Sackrafyce we “whanted” to give himb,, that Person he runned Away and we “coodnit Catch” himb so we sackrafyced somb Card Bored insted.
Butt he was Very “grayshiss” abuot it And he jist sayed “Sea? That’s” ware “evry thing it wendt wrawng and That is Wye i camed Out “looking lyke” this hear rikki Stoodnatta guy insted of Me!!!! Neckst tymb you Better Maik a reel Sackrafyce and then i whil” “look lyke Me!”” So then we All under-standded it!!!
Nhow that he Is Heer we has to Give “himb” lots of foood And beeer And anny thing Elsa he whants and aslo Munny And toys And Marrawanna and he “wil” Staye whith us A Wile and he wil giv us Good Grayds and teatch us Al Abote Socile Jutstus!!!!!! Aslo we has got to Giv himb a hole Dorm al to himbself and aslo somb Other “things” that i amb Not Aloud to Tawlk Abote!!!!!!
I wunder Haow “Lawng” he wil staye heer!!! he can Evin has “my” Jimb Sox iff he gets hungry so i bettre Not eet themb al My Selphf!!!!!
This is on the theory that any allegation made by any woman against any man, no matter how ridiculous, no matter how unsupported by any evidence or witnesses, no matter how obviously inspired by hope of political or monetary gain… must be true. Because it’s a woman against a man and women (or is it wimmin?) are always right and men are always wrong. To which one can only reply:
The intersectional feminist Peace ‘n’ Security Studies prof has received a fair amount of blowback from normal women who read her comments and thought them revolting. But then normal people are all racists, aren’t they?
But if Senate Republicans, as is their habit, cave in to **** like this, they will have once again damaged the country. Now they must confirm Brett Kavanagh to the Supreme Court–or give up the presumption of innocence, the burden of proof, and the practice of fundamental decency.
All those principles go away, probably forever, if the Democrats win this one.
This, according to one of the scream-a-thon’s organizers, is because President Trump “has attacked everything about what it means to be an American.” You know, those good old American standbys–Mom, apple pie, coming here illegally and getting lots of free stuff, having your sex organs chopped off so you can say you’re something else, abortion, and all the rest of that Democrat paradise.
You’ve got to hand it to them, though. Brilliant idea! Scream their way into your heart. One look at them, and you’ll instantly realize what a hideous error you made in not voting for Hillary–and more than once, if you could swing it–and how awful it is that she isn’t our nation’s leader.
And no, I didn’t make it up. They’re quite serious.
It’s difficult–well, impossible–to mute the suspicion that every Western country run by liberals and humanists is suicidal-crazy.
Case in point, Finland: After an “asylum seeker”–don’t you love that totally dishonest euphemism?–from Morocco went on a jihad spree and knifed ten people, killing two of them, the local police superintendent decided what was really needed. (You won’t believe this.) It’s high time, he said, to bring “asylum seekers with terrorist sympathies” into the local schools to meet the kiddies and “expand tolerance” (https://www.educationviews.org/finnish-police-chief-terrorists-allowed-schools-expand-tolerance/). Crikey, it’ll be better than show and tell.
My wife asked, “How much tolerance to stab wounds can you develop?”
Is it that the leaders of these countries, in their stark driveling madness, just don’t mind their people getting murdered by homicidal kooks from Muslim countries? What would it take to get them to admit their “C’mon in, y’all!” policy might’ve been a wee bit wrong? How many of their own people have to be killed before they even start to reconsider multiculturalism?
They’re all nuts, and they need to be swept out of power before any more of us get killed. Unless we’re as crazy as they are: then we won’t mind.
So the Democrat “strategist” comes on Tucker Carlson’s show to proclaim, “Democrats are going to run on American values.” Oh, please. Usually they run over American values.
But what “American values” is he talking about? Open borders? Transgenderism? Race war? No. He’s talking about “jobs.” And he says more immigration is going to create more jobs in America. He is not able to explain how importing millions more poor people will do that. He also seems to be suggesting that it’s not just poor people, but “engineers and scientists” who are sneaking over the border illegally.
Dude! I challenge you or any other Democrat to name a single mainstream American value that you and your friends do not despise. You may give lip service, for example, to Christianity–but we see you promoting abortion, sodomy, disregard for law, class warfare, etc. You’re right out there in the open, wrecking our culture and writing us off as deplorables. We know who you are and what you want. That’s why Donald Trump is president.
I just can’t wait to see how these weirdos reach out to America.