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From July 7, 2021

By now it’s become obvious to all but the looniest leftids that “Defund the Police” is an idea whose time has not come. So Democrats are trying to convince us that they never said it! They’re trying to shift this load of failure onto the Republicans. It’s not going to work, but at least they understand they’ve got to toss this clunker overboard and sail away from it as fast as they can.

This was hard for them, because, as leftids, they simply can’t admit that any of their ideas is hopelessly, disastrously wrong. If they could do that, they wouldn’t be liberals. Even as they try to walk away from “Defund the Police,” they’re battening down the hatches to defend Critical Race Theory–a Democrat project even more unpopular than defunding the police.

Sometimes the only thing you can do with failure is to walk away from it. You don’t double down on the Edsel–and CRT is an Edsel. (Note: If you’re too young to remember the Edsel, just think of it as “Windows 8.”) Practically everybody hates it. But because liberals can never be wrong, they will defend CRT. They will defend the indefensible.

What earthly good does it do to “teach” anyone that white people are born evil, everything they do is bad, no matter what they say or do, they’re racists–while black people are born without the sense God gave a pincushion, they can’t achieve a blessed thing without liberals handing it to them on a silver platter…

Can you imagine basing a whole culture on this crap? Everybody would be angry all the time! Or depressed. Who in his right mind wants to live that way?

But because it’s their pet project, the Far Left Crazy is doomed to defend it.

Let’s make this their Waterloo.

Poets to the Rescue!

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From June 9, 2020

 

I’ve been told I shouldn’t write satire because there’s always going to be somebody out there who takes it seriously and acts on it.

J. Henry Fuzzybottom, an unofficial member of the Minneapolis City Council, has picked up on a wee satirical flourish that after the city abolishes its police force, it can rely on poets to pick up the slack.

“We should have thought of that!” he exclaimed. “People worry about what’ll happen to them if somebody robs or assault them and there’s no police force. Well! Who better than a poet to defuse a dangerous situation? How many crimes would never be committed if only the offender could hear some exfoliating lines of poetry? He’d stop right in the middle of a mugging! Imagine a couple of lovable youths robbing a liquor store and suddenly confronted by a poet. It’s simply impossible to engage in violently antisocial behavior while listening to poetry!”

But what if Minneapolis doesn’t have enough poets to keep the city safe from crime?

“First of all, there’s no such thing as crime!” Mr. Fuzzybottom said. “If you just stop calling certain actions ‘crime,’ your crime rate plummets toward zero.

“I think we probably have more poets than we realize. But if we do run short–well, we can back them up with folk singers! Would you commit fraud if someone was sweetly singing to you? Would you steal a car if someone was standing next to you playing bongo drums?”

Mr. Fuzzybottom said he has already sounded out most of the official council members “and they’re gonna go for it! Minneapolis will be the first crime-free city in the world!”

Genetic Experiments: New golden age or Pandora’s box?

This is an Inquisitor column from 6/16/1976

The University of Michigan regents recently coughed up $300,000 to finance experiments in genetic recombining.

“Genetic recombining” is the process of fiddling around with a living creature’s most fundamental building blocks, rearranging them to make new, or mutated, life forms.

Genes are the basic components of heredity.  If you have genes for blue eyes, for example, you’ll have blue eyes.  If a mother carries a dormant gene for color blindness, which doesn’t become activated in females, her sons will be color-blind.

The Michigan experiments seek to take genes from one species and implant them in another.  So far they’re only doing it with bacteria.  When one generation of microbes is implanted with a gene from another species, the next generation will be born with the other species’  traits in addition to its own.

This is a highly abstruse operation.  If you take a gene from disease-carrying Germ A and implant it in harmless Germ B, Germ B’s “children” will also be harmful, just like germ A.

This is a jim-dandy idea.  I’ve always felt we didn’t have enough diseases in the world already.  Cholera, leprosy, plague, yaws, yellow fever–they’re all old hat.  We need a bunch of new ones.  After all, if the doctors succeeded in curing all the old diseases, they’d have nothing left to do.

Naturally, supporters of the gene-implantation program claim that the research will lead to major breakthroughs in medicine.  I suppose it could.  They might even be able to invent a new super-germ that attacks cancer cells.

They might also invent a few whoppers for which there will be no known antidotes.

But the idea is fascinating, especially when you consider its future applications to people.

“Human nature” has been a stumbling block to reformers, revolutionaries, tyrants, exploiters, and educators for a long time. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could decide just what that nature should be, instead of leaving it up to blind heredity?

Think of the new human “types” scientists could create:

Politicians who can talk out of both sides of their mouths;

Two-faced husbands and wives;

White men with forked tongues;

Dancers with two left feet;

Reporters with noses for news;

Teachers with eyes in the backs of their heads, who can watch over unruly students and write on the blackboard at the same time…the list is endless.

Of course, these types already exist as metaphors, but wouldn’t it be great to have them exist for real?

The only major problem lies in determining who shall have the right to decide how our genes are to be manipulated.  Somebody will have to take the responsibility.

We could leave it to the scientists, whose idea it was in the first place.  With their rich understanding of human needs and aspirations, their famed tolerance for human failings, their reverence for human traditions, and their willingness to admit that somebody else might know more than they do, scientists are ideal candidates for calling the genetic shots.

But we must not overlook our elected representatives, either.  Surely the New Jersey Legislature will have something to say about it if genetic engineering comes to our fair state.  Their masterful handling of such complex issues as school funding, mass transportation, and tax reform cannot help but inspire us to confidence.  Compared to these problems, deciding the biological future of humanity should be a can of corn.

Nor should the heads of large corporations and advertising agencies be left out.  Surely they would want to help design a new breed of human–a secure, self-sufficient type who won’t need any costly manufactured aids to get through life.  Once the supermen come into existence, most of the business magnates can retire to contemplative ease.

Parents will also want a voice in the decision.  Most parents will adore children who are obviously more intelligent and handsome than themselves, who may outgrow parental advice at the age of seven and progress to achievements never even imagined by mom and pop.  Parents will enjoy the challenge of trying to keep up with their 10-year olds.

We should also consult the teaching profession.  Right now teachers take charge of a child’s education from kindergarten on up through the senior year of college.  This span could certainly be compressed if we produced more healthy, well-behaved, and intelligent children.  In the future we might need only half the teachers we have today.

Ultimately, the future shape of the human organism will be left up to a collective decision.  Everyone of any importance will contribute.

That’s the beauty of our pluralistic society: you have a lot of cooks to stir the broth.  Russian geneticists might implant their citizens for traits like passivity, conformity (think what they could do with lemming genes!) and brute strength to raise a generation of unthinking pawns for their rulers to push around as they please.  But in a pluralistic society, no two groups of influential people will want to order the same kind of pawn.

Yes it looks like man is on the threshold of a new golden age.  It should be a wonderful experience, and it should happen in our lifetimes.

If a new strain of super-flu, courtesy of the University of Michigan, doesn’t get us first.

Spain: Oppose ‘Transition,’ Go to Jail

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“Ready for your transition?”

Wow! Spain has come up with a hot one for parents–

–If they refuse to provide “transition/gender care”–they mean “sex change” operations–hey! It’s two years in jail for mom and pop (https://gatewayhispanic.com/2025/06/spain-impose-up-2-years-prison-parents-who/).

If a “third party”–a (ahem!) doctor, an “activist,” a schoolteacher, or any other Far Left interloper–decides your child MUST have “transition” into a superficial semblance of the opposite sex–and you don’t obey–it’s the Big House for you, comrade.

Don’t ask me to explain the reasoning behind this. I’m not sure there is any reasoning. Perversion and evil generate their own reasons.

Civilization: Or What’s Left of It

Does this look like a safe and sensible way to cross the English Channel? No? Well, then, how about this?

You’d think Britain would know better, having been clobbered by invaders throughout history. The Romans. Jutes and Saxons and Angles. Irish. Normans. And so on.

Left-wing governments seem only too willing for anyone who wants to, to pile into the country in unrestricted, mostly illegal, immigration. It doesn’t look to me like the U.K. will make it to the next century. How does it look to you?

It’s so depressingly reminiscent of the drawn-out, shameful end of the Roman Empire in the West.

‘As Long as It’s Not More Than Two Murders…’

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Wow! A bill in the Washington State Senate, SB5266-52, would grant early release to convicted murderers who… er, “only” committed two murders or less when they were 18 years old (https://legalinsurrection.com/2025/03/bill-could-allow-early-release-for-juvenile-killers-if-they-didnt-kill-more-than-two-people/).

The reason for letting them out of jail at 24 years old is–get this–is because the brain isn’t fully developed till the age of 24. 

Sounds like some state senators’ brains aren’t fully developed yet, either.

Oh! And they also want to give “rental vouchers” to released murderers. Out of jail early and live rent-free!

Of course, if you’ve murdered three victims or more, you’ll have to serve at least 20 years.

A similar bill has already failed in the Washington House. (The Senate to the rescue: “Let ’em out!”

Why do Democrat senators want to do this?

Damned if I know.

$65 Billion DOGE Wouldn’t Let Them Waste

Blizzard of Money

I wish it was ONLY a novel!

Next time you come home tired and frustrated by your job–but you’ve got to keep working, or the roof falls in–DO NOT contemplate the $65 billion of American taxpayers’ money pissed away, by our government, literally all over the world. You’ll never get to sleep.

And that’s just the $65 billion that our new Dept. of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has turned up so far (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/02/26/doge-millions-of-taxpayer-dollars-were-poised-to-drive-social-and-behavior-change-in-uganda-developing-socially-responsible-behaviors-in-colombia/).

Here are a few gems from the collection.

*Millions for “social and behavior changes”… in Uganda! Betcha never guessed you were working for that.

*Millions for fostering “socially responsible behavior” in Columbia.

Sugar daddy to the world, that’s us! Like, they have no adults in countries like Uganda? No one in Colombia knows  how to behave?

*How about $520 million for ESG investments in Africa? Does that float your boat? In case you didn’t know, ESG stands for environmental , social, and corporate governance by people who think most of you got stuck at five years old and aren’t to be trusted with your own money. That you worked for. And these stunatas in government never even said “Thank you.”

Who the dickens do these people think they are? “Shut up! We’re busy solving all Uganda’s problems!” 

Go, DOGE, go! Cut ’em off at the hips!

‘Inseminated Person’???

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It’s nothing but another wave of trash talk.

It’s “All hands on deck!” for Democrat governors who are trying to protect and promote their not-quite-sane “transgender” policies.

Latest example: Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers wants to replace the word “mother” with “inseminated person” (https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/beyond-parody-governor-faces-backlash-for-proposing-to-change-mother-to-inseminated-person-in-wisconsin/articleshow/118499306.cms). Not everybody is taken with the idea.

Again we ask, as we’ve asked so many times: Why? Are they ashamed of the fact that they had mothers? Are they ashamed of being human? Of being mammals?

They ought to be ashamed of being Democrats. They ought to be ashamed of the trash talk that burbles out of their mouths. They’ve got plenty to be ashamed of without turning on their mothers.

 

Again… Why?

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He wants the boys to play against the girls (NJ Gov. Murphy)

Democrat governors all over the map–including our prize ninny in New Jersey, Phil Murphy–want to keep male athletes competing with women. Tranny time!

Why? What in the world do they get out of this?

I can’t imagine a satisfactory answer. Their motives are inscrutable.

Well, what the heck–throw the question out there to the readers. Somebody out there must know. It could be you!

UK: Too Much Farmland?

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Of course it’ll work! I’m the king, aren’t I?

Britain has too much farmland! So says the UK government, proposing that up to 10% of its farmland has to go (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/02/01/great-reset-tenth-of-england-farmland-needs-to-be-rewilded-to-meet-green-agenda-says-govt-report/).

Aren’t you glad you live here instead?

The government says a tenth of Britain’s farmland must be “rewilded”–do you know what that means? I don’t!–in order to meet “climate goals.” They also want to raise farmers’ inheritance taxes. Hey! Maybe they could just wipe out family farms altogether.

Britain needs a new government, ASAP. They’re already importing some 40% of all the food they eat. What will they do if there’s another war and they, as an island nation, find themselves cut off by an enemy blockade? Didn’t think of that, did they?

I didn’t want to write up any nooze today; but this item certainly shows you what can happen when your country is ruled by environmental wackos.