‘Educators’ Ban… the Bible’ (My Newswithviews Column, Aug. 8)

Why do teachers’ unions fight tooth and nail to keep the Bible out of public education?

Silly question, wasn’t it?

‘Educators’ Ban… the Bible

Judging merely by their actions and theeir words, no one hates America more than its “education” establishment–especially the teachers’ unions and the “educators” themselves–education professors at the teachers’ colleges, local school principals and superintendents, et al. It’s a toss-up as to which document they hate more–the Bible or the Constitution.

“I keep my kids in public school because _______?” Go ahead, fill in the blank. I dare you.

‘Towering Insincerity’ (My Newswithviews Column, July 25)

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Make Joe Biden great again!

Don’t you just love the way politicians turn on each other? You know, like they turned on SloJo.

Towering Insincerity

Let’s see… For three years he was A Great President, sharp as a tack, you can’t keep up with him because he’s so smart! Then, after The Debate, suddenly they discovered he was too frail, too sick, too far gone to be president of anything.

But after he dropped out of the running… voila! They made Joe Biden great again! They should print up MJBGA baseball caps. Only thing in their lives they’d ever make great again.

Honk if you love our politics.

‘The Silly Season’ (My Newswithviews Column, July 18)

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PORT CRIKEY BOY STARTS ANT FARM! (Vintage Silly Season)

Gee, I miss the Silly Season. That’s what we newspaper reporters and editors called the summer. For two glorious months, most of the nooze we had to cover was profoundly unimportant. But it could be kind of fun to pretend otherwise.

The Silly Season

Where has it gone, our beloved Silly Season? It was a break from all the usual business of public figures tearing one another down, hissing, spitting, cursing. And others being purely tiresome, trying to boost themselves up.

ROMAN COIN FOUND IN COIN SHOP! GRANDMA’S SORE TOE PREDICTS WEATHER!

I dare the nooze media to bring back the Silly Season and run its non-stories up against “the news.” I double-dog dare ’em!

‘It’s Been a Hard Week’ (My Newswithviews Column, June 20)

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Robbie’s picture, one more time

I feel like I fell down the stairs.

The worst of it was losing our cat, Robbie. Eighteen years, we had her.

It’s Been a Hard Week

Some people don’t understand about pets; but a lot of people do. Meanwhile, I had to continue my work of monitoring the slow murder of my country by evil, loony, stupid, and perverted individuals… And on top of that, Willie Mays died the other day: the man I wanted to be when I grew up. Boyhood hero. I can’t remember a time in my life when he wasn’t my hero.

But the show must go on. Or so I’ve heard.

 

‘Music Transcends Race’ (My Newswithviews Column, May 30)

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How many politicians would it take to match the late Bobby Caldwell for bringing people together and making them happy? The whole business of “Race” just flies out the window.

Music Transcends Race

Democrats, if white and black people can come together–as they do over Caldwell’s music–you’re toast. Say goodnight and pack it in. “Divide and rule” only works when people detest each other: largely aided and abetted by the Democrat Party.

[They didn’t know he wasn’t black. Watch what happens when they find out.]

‘It’s Getting Too Crazy’ (My Newswithviews Column, May 16)

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Hint: She’s not collecting for the Heart Fund.

Have you ever been overwhelmed by the nooze? If not, try covering it for a while.

It’s Getting Too Crazy

I mean, really–how did we wind up getting governed, ruled, dominated, and pushed around by idiots, thieves, and oughtta-be mental patients? Look at our… um… “president.” And there are senators and governors worse off than he.

And remember the days when everybody knew better than to bother a mother bear with cubs? Well, that seems to have joined The Secrets Of The Distant Past.

How did Gavin Newsom avoid making it into this column? He didn’t take a vow of silence, did he?

‘Two Big Changes in America’ (My Newswithviews Column, May 9)

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Your great universities at work! They all turned out for Palestine.

Yes, I do understand that this list could have been expanded indefinitely, we’ve suffered lots and lots of changes, imposed on us by idiots who hate us. But these are two of the very biggest.

Two Big Changes in America

The Democrat Party gets transformed into Far Left Crazy, and at least half the Party falls madly in love with Hamas et al. These changes happened right in front of us–and yet I can’t explain how they happened.

How a nation of normal, decent, and sane people can wind up being ruled over by a pack of rabid socialists… It’s a mystery to me.

‘Free Speech in Canada: Bye-Bye’ (My Newswithviews Column, May 2)

Elon Musk Slams Canadian PM Trudeau

How long does this wack-job (Left, of course) get to stay in office?

“Student Protests” are sucking up all the oxygen in the room this week; nevertheless, more attention ought to be paid to what’s going on in Canada.

Nothing less than the virtual abolition of free speech.

Free Speech in Canada: Bye-Bye

I mentioned it here a couple of days ago. The Canadian Parliament wants to punish you for things you said or did before they were against the law. H.G. Wells warned us about the dangers of time travel: but this was a danger that he never thought of.

I’m finding it increasingly hard to believe that there was ever any age that enthroned more sheer wickedness than this one.

‘So Much for Our Civilization’ (My Newswithviews Column, April 11)

President Joe Biden delivers his third State of the Union address in the House Chamber of the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., on March 7, 2024.

Who’s gonna wreck America?

How do civilizations die? How do they come to lose belief in themselves; how do they come to lose their faith?

Proud owners of the world’s first global civilization, we have invented a brand-new way to destroy that civilization. Honk if you’re surprised!

So Much for Our Civilization

And here’s a thought to keep you up all night: apart from natural disasters like earthquakes, volcanoes, and floods, every catastrophe that has ever afflicted the human race… has been let loose by the current ruling class.

Lesson from history–

Q: Who destroyed Nazism?

A: Adolf Hitler and his cronies destroyed Nazism.

Q: Who destroyed the Soviet Union?

A: The Communist Party destroyed the Soviet Union.

Something about the blind leading the blind…

 

‘How Crazy Is This Going to Get?’ (My Newswithviews Column, April 4)

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“Rule No. 1–there are no rules!”

Our global governing class behaves as if its members were mentally ill.

Look at some of the stuff they’ve come up with just recently. They’ve got to be crazy–right? Please say “Right!”

How Crazy Is This Going to Get?

Let’s see… We’ve got Filthy Joe Biden desecrating Easter… Artificial pseudo-people “presenting the news” in Thailand… and a Canadian Supreme Court justice who wants to get rid of the word “woman” because it’s, er, “problematic.” Say “person with a vagina” instead.

Where’s the exit?

We could try living sane and godly lives, but where’s the fun in that? There are always some of us who want to be predators; and they see the rest of us as prey.

Save us, O Lord: in Jesus’ name, Amen.