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Lets go On A Dieit!! REPRINT

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From May 10, 2019

Yeasterday we hadded a spacial Lexture in Nothing Studdies abote Dieits and “Haow” yiu shoodnt “eeat” nothing whith Attems in it! Becose themb Attems thay gett “mixed” tagether “and” That maikes themb into Mollycules and thenn Anny Thing it Can “hapen” jist abote al of It all Bad!!!!

It terns Out thare “are” Mollycules in Meet and Vejtibbles and themb Mollycules thay are watt maikes yiu Fat and maikes yiu aslo Whatch Fox News!!! Butt i was Feeeling Releaved becose yiu can stil eet jim sox and hankerchiffs thare isnt no Mollycules in thare!!! But then the Lexturer she sayed “i Hait to telll yiu this butt thare is Attems in pracktally Evry Thing and Attems thay meene Mollycules!!”!

and then somb Eaval whyte Soupremassist he wispered “O Yeah?? then how comb she her is so freekin Fatt??? she must waigh 3 hunderd powneds!!! butt” we herd himb so six of us wee beet himb up!!! Aslo now he hasto “go” to Sencertivatty Traning becose he is Aginst Divercity!!!!! We try not to lett enny Fashists into Nothing Studdies but thay “keep” sneeking “in”!” and maiking biggit speach!!!

Wel somb of Us we was whirryed yiu coodnt “eat” nothing at al becose amlost “Evvry” Thing its got Attems in “it” but that is OK afteral becose The Lexturer “she” toled us she cood cell us “theese” hear Pills witch yiu can take and “thay” “pre-vent” the Attems fromb buntching tagether “And” maiking Mollycules!!! So natcherly we al byed themb Pills so now we are “Saif” fromb Mollycules!!!!! It was a Close Cawl thuohgh!!!!!!

This Heer Corse I Gotta Taike!!!!

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This IS hyyer Eddyucashin!!

Man O man ware has this been awl “my” lyfe??? If ownly “I” was goingto “the” Yunaversitty “of” New Mecksiko!!! then I cood “take thayr corse” in–get this!!!–Lezbean Vampyres and Queer Cinama (https://www.campusreform.org/article/lesbian-vampires-u-new-mexico-course-looks-queer-cinema-exclusive/26333). O iff we cood Ownly has “that” heer!!!!!!!!

Haow abuout THIS?? I kwoat–“Can we reed queerness as a question of filmic struckture”?”?” I meen, didd yiu Ever “heer” ennything as wyze as that “in awl” yore lyfe?!!? I bet it meens sumb thing Reely Cool,, “butt yiu” has to taik The Corse to fynde “out” watt it Is!!!! Lyke, I doughnt Cair HAOW MUTCH thay charje in Tooishin, itll be whurth Evry “peny Of” it!!!!!

I cheked and we doughnt has Evin ONE vampyre corse out heer “in” our Collidge!!! haow do yiu egxplane that Omisshin?? Wat kynde of Eddicasion doughnt has no Lezzbian Vampyre corses??? So I amb cauling a Merjincy meting “of” The Stodent Soviet to de-mannd a Lespian Vampyre Corse “foar” us!!!!!! Iff “we” Are reel Lucky we can fyned “a” reel Vampyre to lexture us!!!

THIS is wye Evvry Boddy thay kneed “to” be in Collidge!!!!

 

‘We Have Hired an Academic Superstar!’ (2020)

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Quokka University made some notable progress in 2020–most notably of all, the hiring of international cleftonics icon Dr. Helmut Shimble as a professor of something or other.

We Have Hired an Academic Superstar!

Of course, it ain’t cheap hiring these superstars, they don’t work for nothing. We done found some of the money by taking it out of the English grammar budget. Like, we don’t need no grammar!

There’s also the very real prospect that no one who signs up for his course will ever learn anything–but that’s not the point, is it? This is Higher Education!

Our Collidge It Has Me Studdies!

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We has got “a” new deegree pogrom!!! It is cawled You Studdies,, be-cose awl yiu gots to studdy “Is” Yore Selff!!!! Haow coool is “that”!”!??

Nhow yiu “can” spend five (^5^) yeers jist studdying Yore Selff!! The Deen she sayed “We has to Do “this” becuase Nothing Studdies it “is” tooo Harrd foar lots “of” “the” Stoodints! And sumb of Themb thay jist wowned up drinkin Fromb “the” Goal Fissh Pond and not lurning nothing and a fyew Of themb thay got Sick and thare famblys thay sooed The Collidge”!”!!

Butt frist they tryed jist “givving Out” deegrees foar nothing at awl “and” the Collidge it got sooed foar That tooo!!!!! Iff ownly “we” cood Get Rid “of” Famblys we wood awl be Beter Off!!!!

The grate Thing abowt You Studdies is,, It Is ***Flunck-Proof***!!! I meen haow can yiu possablee fale You Studdies!!!! Butt jist to maik Sure it “is” sucksestfull, the Stoodints thay whil be aloud to Graid Thembselffs!!! And jist In Caiss “that” doughnt whork ether, Stoodints who stil doughnt gett It,, thay whil has Mentaurs to hellp themb studdy thayrselffs!!!!!

I wunder iff i awt To chainge my Majer….?

We DeManned A Corse oN gEtting Dresst!!!!

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Doughnt lett “this” hapen To yiu!!!

Wow! Fanntatstic!! Printstin Yunavarsitty thay “has Got” “a” Collidge Corse on Haow to Get Dresst!!!! And as sooon “as” we fowneded Out, us at “the:” Stodint Soviet we has De-Manndid to has it Heer!!!!!!

Letts fase It,, waht cood “be” Harder thann Getting Dresst “in” the Moarning?? Like wen yiu axadently putt yore Pants “on” Backkwords and then yore Un-Comfterble alll Day “and” yiu doughnt know Why!!! I dun that Three (#3) tymes lasst weak!!!! and Its reely a pane wen yiu putt Yore Shooze on “the” rawng feeet!!!! and aslo wen yiu looze Cownt of haow menny Shurts yiu got On!! And didd yiu evver Axadently get yore shurt and yore Pants micksed Up??? (I herd Of “a” Base Bawl playyer once whoo done That and thay awl maid Funn “Of” himb!!!]

Nun of themb Things thay wood hapen Iff we hadded a Corse on Geting Dresst!!!!!

I meen,, reely, Haow “Are” yiu saposed To Lern Stuff unlest thay teetch It “to yiu” in skool and Collidge??? Pressadint Jobydin he gone to Collidge and Look haow “he” terned Out!! Immajin haow Dum hee’d Look iff he diddnt Know haow to Get Dresst!!!! Butt i gess yiu Can “say That” abuot A lott of peeple!!!

 

 

I’m Taiking Angree Wite Mail Studdies!!

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We has a niew coarse “in” Nothing Studies it is Angree Wite Mail Studdies!!! I caint weiaghet “foar” “the” frist lexture!!!! Thay has this at “The” Yunaverssitie of Cansus and nhow we has it tooo!!!!

Evry Thing that “Is” rawng with stoopid Amairicka it is becose “Of” Angree Wite Mails whoo are Trans-fobic and Homo-fobic and beleaves in Relijjin!!! And this hear coarse it “whil” Teech us haow To putt themb Dhown!!!!! And Somb-Day thay whil awl Be Shipped Oaut to Eejipt or somb plaice lyke That!!!!

This it willl Be eezy “to” do!!! Awl it taiks is a Eckxecutrive Odor fromb Pressadint Jobydin!!!! Thare “is”” No Moar Rhoomb in this heer Cuountriy for Angree Wite Mails,, jist like Gubberner Androo Combo he sayed abuout Niew Yorek!!!!!! So wee “Are” goingto Throe Themb “Awl” Oaut!!!!!!!! Maik themg Go billd Primidds in Eejipt and then thay “whil” Has somb-Thing to reely Cry abuout!!!!!

Imajin Amairicka whidth No Moar Angree Wite Mails “in it”!!”! It whil Be Parradice!!!!! thare whil Be nothing rawng whidth “It” ennymoar!!!!!

And yiu ordrinary Dum Peeple yiu whil Ohwe It awl “To Collidge!”!”!!

 

Pop-Aye he wuz Reel!!!

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Collidge it is So grate!!! Tooday we hased a lexture “In” Nothing Studdies and i lernt somb Thing i diddnt know “be”foar!!!

Pop-Aye the Saler,, thay cawled himb That “be”cawse salers thay “Are” alyaws saying Aye-Aye,, he wuz “a” Reel Perdson!!!!!! Ownly it wuzznt True abuot himb eeting Spinnitch “to get” Strawng, no it wuzznt Spinnitch it was Pot!!! Maryywanna! Wen Pop-Aye he kneeded Sooper Stringth,,, he smoaked Pot!!!!! and it maid himb “as” strawng as Stuper Man!!!!!! In facked, the prefesser sayed, “Yiu cood nevver” say “whoo wood Win “in” a Fite betweeen Pop-Aye “and” Stuper Man!!”!”

He didded moast “Of” his salering in Kanzziz or Bacteria ((i ferget witch One), he billt this heer Grate Big Schip the SS Olav Oil witch he naimed “foar” “his” gril frend and get this!!! She wuz a Trans Wimmin!!!!! that is wye she looked Like that. He saled his schip Alll Ohver The Oshin untill Global Warming it maid the oshin dry Up and bloe Awhey!!!! He tryed to “dig” A “new” oshin but Gorge W Bussh that rat! he Stopped himb!!!

Layter onn “in” Lyfe Pop-Aye he becommed a Socile Juststus Wirer and chaced al the Snaiks out of Eyerland!!

I caint hardly Wate foar “the” neckst Lexture!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

College to Offer ‘Antiracism Badges’

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Don’t think that sending your sons and daughters to a Catholic college will protect them from being force-fed a diet of academic Far Left idiocy.

Spalding Looniversity, in Kentucky, plans to award “Antiracism badges” to students who complete a… I guess it’s a course, entitled “Restorative Practices for the Antiracist Journey” (https://www.thecollegefix.com/kentucky-university-offers-badges-in-anti-racism/), and is supposed to teach “cultural humility and restorative practices,” whatever that means. It has a nasty odor to it.

Depending on how well they absorb the indoctrination, students will be eligible for three “tiers” of badges–Bronze, Silver, and Ebony. (You thought they were going to say “and Gold,” didn’t you? No such luck!)

Leftids–and almost all academics are leftids anymore, sharing a hive mind–continue to taint everything with their obsessive focus on race.

They’re marketing this course online, in case the students actually detained there don’t sign up for it.

We will never get the illegitimate government we have now to defund the universities, so the only thing left for normal people to do is to pull their children out of there, pronto, and stop paying tuition.

Can you really picture–maybe I should say, do you really want to picture–a lot of brain-dead students flaunting their Antiracism badges? It’s “cultural humility”! Hate yourself for being white. Humility is one thing. Virtue signalling is quite another.

It is a sin to sow hate and discord among people who would ordinarily be at peace with one another.

Liberalism–it’s Satan’s favorite poison.

College Anarchy Course Can’t Spell Gandhi’s Name

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“Mohamed Gandhi”

Washington & Lee “University,” soon to suffer a woke name-change , is offering a course on “How to Overthrow the State,” worth three credits toward your degree (https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2020/09/03/washington-and-lee-university-offers-course-on-how-to-overthrow-the-state/).

Students will be instructed in “producing a Manifesto [sic]” and writing an essay that will be “a persuasive lesson on rewriting history and confronting memory.” Translation: “It never happened and you only think you remember it! Capitalist hyena!”

Among the glorious anarchists cited as examples, we find one “Mohamed Gandhi.” This is either someone that we never heard of, or else just an ignoramus’ rendering of Mohandas or Mahatma Gandhi. They’ve also spelled “Mohammed” wrong. Perhaps the anarchy is slopping over into their language.

But hey, “rewriting history and confronting memory” are jolly handy skills to have! For instance: “I already paid my tuition and I don’t care if you have no record of it, your records are all wrong!”

College–making America dumber, feebler, and more contemptible by the day.

I’ve Learned a New Word!

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Kowabunga! I’ve learned a new word. (No, it’s not “kowabunga.”) Trust the wonderful world of collidge to crank out new words.

Today’s new word is “othering,” which is now prohibited in a certain Iowa State Looniversity English class (https://www.lacortenews.com/n/iowa-professor-warns-students-might-get-dismissed-if-they-oppose-pro-choice-or-black-lives-matter-positions). In fact, you can get kicked right out of class for “othering.” More specifically, if you offer the slightest criticism of abortion or of Only Black Communist Rioter Lives Matter, you’re outta there.

(Question! Why does anybody want to take that course?)

But what is “othering”?

It’s treating another person or another group as different from oneself or one’s own group.

Whoa! Hold on there! What just happened to “Diversity”? I mean, how do you have diversity if you refuse to acknowledge differences among people–even to admit that differences exist?

I believe the argument goes “Die, capitalist viper!”

Why would anybody in his right mind want to go to Iowa State to be… er, “educated”? Why would any parents want to send their children there? Honest to Pete, was this all you could think of doing with your money?

College. It’s killing America.