Is that the most compelling headline I’ve ever written, or what? Actually, all I’ve got here is some cats trying to get better acquainted with fish tanks.
It’s probably not the wisest thing you could do, tempting your cat with a tankful of irresistible fish. How’s he supposed to leave that alone? The same goes for a tankful of baby lizards.
We love these guys, and we love their music, too: Joshua and Jeremy, our friends and colleagues here on the blog.
I would’ve thought this would be difficult to play on a guitar–O Come, O Come Emanuel–but the lads are up to the challenge.
Relax and enjoy Christmas.
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Last month this blog had its first 12,000-view month. Shazzam! But this month, as of late this morning, has more than 14,000 views! Holy moly.
Last year we ran up 122,000 views. Then, for three months in a row–July, August, and September–we had Internet problems and viewership went way down. It looked like we weren’t going to match last year’s total, let alone beat it.
But these two record-setting months gave us 129,000 views. So we grew some after all.
Now I know that a bunch of numbers makes for rather dull reading, so let me plug this in, just to liven things up:
I must apologize for the idiots offstage. It’s one of those things that happens when you show a movie.
Yesterday in front of an audience of Georgia senators, inventor Jovan Pulitzer hacked into a Dominion Systems voting machine in Fulton County. “We’re in!” he announced.
The law says “This should not happen,” he explained: the voting machines are not supposed to be connected to the Internet or networked with each other: the law says they are not be be “connected devices.”
Why not? Duh! Because if they are connected, then a hacker can get in and corrupt the whole network! A hacker would be able, Pulitzer said, “to modify data and feed it back into the system.” “Modify data” means to change votes.
How much more evidence does anybody need that this was a corrupt, fraudulent election? All the Dominion Systems voting machines are suspect now. All of them.
Lord! What a time for cowardice to spread its wings and fly! The evidence keeps piling up; and the keepers of our republic clap their hands over their eyes and stop their ears. The don’t want to see it, they don’t want to hear it.
But the American people are seeing it. The American people are hearing it. In spite of our perverted nooze media doing everything they can to cover up the truth.
Democrats do not care how badly they damage the country, as long as they get to be in power over us. This is a truth: carve it in stone. They’ve been proving it every day.
There are 75 million of us who know we’ve been cheated. That has to count for something. Are we so easily conquered as this? All it took was a lot of crooked voting machines and lying noozies?
If the persons who did this to us are not our nation’s enemies… then what are they?
This request (not the other one!) comes from our friend Ina, in Scotland–Mistletoe and Wine, by Cliff Richard.
This is the last day of the carol contest, so get your entries in now.
But of course we can keep on playing Christmas hymns after the contest is over.
(Hat tip to “Thewhiterabbit” for suggesting this column.)
Are we going to go into four years of Democrat chaos, resulting in the piecemeal murder of our country?
A lot of people seem to think so.
I don’t know what to do, to correct the massive fraud that was the 2020 presidential election. But there are 75 million of us who voted for Donald Trump and who know we’ve been cheated! There’s no consumer protection bureau we can call, but there must be something that 75 million real people can do!
Whatever that something is, it must start with never giving in, never accepting, never acquiescing to the vast crime that attempts to put China Joe Biden in the White House.
It must not stand. It must not stand.
It’s the last day of the year, New Year’s Eve–and Merlin has been on my mind. Maybe because so many pictures make him look like Father Time. A lot of people think of him as some kind of Druid sorceror, which almost certainly was not the case. But whatever else he was, Merlin presents us with a historical mystery. But then the whole 5th-6th centuries are rich in mystery.
I study Merlin in the works of scholar Norma Lorre Goodrich, who every now and then breaks into the most incredible assertions without the least effort made to back them up. Take her with a wheelbarrow full of salt.
Merlin’s lifetime saw Christianity in Britain pushed nearly to extinction, only to come back and conquer.
Think about that. It’s a good time for thinking about that.
It’s the last day of the carol contest!
This request comes from Sue, one of my Pogo friennds–A Strange Way to Save the World, by Jason Crabb and Jay DeMarcus.
So far the leading carol was posted on Day One of the contest and has never been overtaken. I didn’t expect that!
You know we’re starting to lose it when we talk to spiders and want to play with them. I remember the first day I suddenly realized I was actually playing with one of those little zebra jumping spiders. Starting to go round the bend, ain’t ya?
But there’s something oddly appealing about them! Just don’t ask me what it is.
Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO) says he will object to the electoral vote next week because–obviously!–some states broke their own election laws.
Hey, nooze media! Are you still perplexed as to why America detests you? Well, this quote from the Associated Press ought to give you a clue.
“President Donald Trump has, without evidence (!), claimed there was widespread fraud in this election. He has pushed Republican senators to pursue his unfounded charges (!)” blah-blah-blah (https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-joe-biden-donald-trump-michael-brown-josh-hawley-8d868c985792e932f9bc527ec2f2ab30). And this was supposed to be a news story! Not an editorial. But they don’t know the difference anymore.
“Without evidence”? What does it take to get the Asinine Press to tell the truth? The evidence is piled as high as the sky–thousands of sworn statements, videos, statistical analyses: what more do they want? They refuse to see the evidence.
“Unfounded charges”? You lying sacks of schiff. And you wonder why we loathe you?
The corruption, we might even say perversion, of this election has been the biggest and worst crime ever perpetrated against the people of America. It must not stand. If it does, we don’t have a constitutional republic anymore.
If our leaders are so cowardly, so immoral, so crooked as to allow this to go forward, when the only right thing for them to do is to toss it out and recognize President Trump’s re-election–well, then, we need new leaders and we need them now. We don’t need people running the country who will only run it into the ground.
And we don’t need a lying, corrupt, wholly politicized nooze media.
AP, you have outlived whatever usefulness you might have had.