New Mexican Folk Songs Celebrate… Trump!

Here’s a brand-new Mexican folk song, one of several celebrating Donald Trump’s “miracle” survival of an assassination attempt. It’s called “Corrido de Trump,” and it claims that the U.S. president was “divinely protected” from the assassin’s bullet (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4253780/posts).

Honk if this surprises the living daylights out of you.

These songs are easily found on YouTube. They hail Trump as one who “has never known fear”… and mildly castigate police for being too slow to stop the assassin.

Gee! Would that be funny, if a couple million of those illegals the Dems brought in from Mexico to vote for them this year… voted for Donald Trump instead? Because their popular singers told them to!

I’d see God’s hand in that. Wouldn’t you?

NY Councilwoman… Bites Cop!

“Accused”? They’ve got it on video.

Is our politics getting out of hand? Hey, get a load of this.

At a recent protest over a homeless shelter in a residential neighborhood, police had to be called it to keep it from turning into a riot.

So New York City Councilwoman Susan Zhuang–wanna try to guess her party affiliation?–reached over a barricade and bit a police officer in the arm. Yes, I said “bit.” Broke the skin, too.

We are not told why she did this. For all we know, it’s a bad habit.

Is this the kind of character we want governing our cities? Is there any defensible reason for biting a police officer?

Pray for our country. It needs it.

He WAS a Great President, After All!

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Congress will spend $160 billion to create a super-sized replica of Egypt’s famous (no, I do not say “iconic”!) Great Sphinx… with “President” Joe Biden’s face.

“He was one of our greatest presidents ever!” exulted Rep. Lucy Braino (D-CA). “It’s only right for us to immortalize him in imperishable stone. Or plastic.”

Five days ago Congresswoman Braino joined a posse of Democrat legislators calling for Biden to buzz off and not seek re-election. Since he announced he wouldn’t run again, they’re all back on the reservation, lauding wisdom and virtues that no one ever knew he  had. Until now.

Rep. Braino has also offered legislation to change the name of the month of July to “Joe Bee” and proclaim Biden a god.

“Don’t forget,” she said, “he can always run again in 2028! We’re just giving him a little rest after his herculean achievements in office. Not everybody can do what he’s done! Our border is secure, our military is ready to go toe-to-toe with Climate Change, and our schools and colleges are making sexual minorities a majority. What’s not to like!”

[Editors’ Note: No, we don’t know where Biden is just now, either.]

Oh, no! Sharon Stone Might Leave!

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Knew it! She was in this Arnold movie, 1990…34 years ago.

How many of her celebrities can our country spare? How many can we afford to lose? Oh, lamentation!

Sharon Stone’s the latest to, um, “threaten” to leave America if Donald Trump is elected president (https://x.com/TheConservati19/status/1814696139347931413)). Didn’t she used to be in movies once?

We should be used to it by now. Every time there’s a presidential election, Hollywood nothings “threaten” to leave the country if the Republican wins. And then they don’t. They stay here and complain. They’re all still here. It’s easier to get rid of chiggers.

Empty promises, always empty promises… how the dickens do you get rid of celebrities?

‘Why Is Everyone So Angry?’ (2019)

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It was bad enough five years ago, it was worse last year, and as for 2024… You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Why Is Everyone So Angry?

Democrats and globalists can’t stand disagreement, never mind even the most feeble opposition. Failure to comply just drives them crazy.

And then the people they’re mad at get mad at them, and you’ve something worse than a pie-fight on your hands.

This 2024 election cycle is going to be a scorcher. Sanity has been thrown out the window. Leftids are so close to getting everything they want–open borders, “gender care” for children, glorification of sodomy, etc., etc.–they can practically taste it. To pull it away from them now–which is what Donald Trump plans to do–will drive them homicidally crazy.

These people are civilization-killers. They must not be allowed any power.

Microsoft Sacks Entire DEI Team

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Its time has come and gone–enough’s enough!

“Liberty, Equality, Fraternity”–oops! Sorry, that was the French Revolution’s slogan, the last thing you heard before the guillotine blade came down. We don’t have that anymore. We have DEI–“Diversity, Equity, Inclusion.”

Another oops: Microsoft has just laid off its entire DEI team (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/07/microsoft-reportedly-lays-dei-team-brutal-message/).

To what extent did we ever need DEI? How was it supposed to help any company that adopted it to do business?

Well, it didn’t. Turns out the public doesn’t like DEI! All that race-based hiring, gender-based promotion, and endless nagging of a public that had already heard way more than enough–they should’ve stopped it months ago. Or years.

It looks like other companies will soon be following suit, lopping DEI wizards off the payroll. It’s about time.

Into the landfill of history goes DEI! It’s time for DEI to d.i.e.

‘Cheat Your Way Into College!’ (2019)

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What do you suppose he majored in?

Everybody’s gotta go to college! But boy, does it cost you.

Here’s how some not-quite-honest people pay for a college… “education.”

Cheat Your Way into College!

What if your folks are too “wealthy” to pay the tuition–but not “wealthy” enough to eat it?

Well, where there’s a will, there’s a way. And trust Chicago to find it first.

And Now For Something Totally Silly

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“It’ll be so much comfier as a Maintenance Hole!”

The city of Berkeley, California, has decided to dispose of certain common words and replace them with Gender-Neutral Language (https://theconversation.com/the-uproar-over-taking-man-out-of-manhole-120821) because… Well, I can’t think of a way to finish that sentence.

But voila! It’s official now! They’ve rewritten their municipal code. So from now on, a manhole will be a “maintenance hole.” Can you gimme hallelujah?

There ought to be an essay contest to see whose life has been made all the better for this change. “Ever since they changed ‘manhole’ to ‘maintenance hole,’ my life has taken off like a rocket–!” (Another kind of “hole” springs to mind, but I won’t mention it.)

Winner gets to sit in on Berkeley City Council meetings for the rest of his or her life. Let the reader decide whether that’s a prize or a punishment.

Your California Anti-Family Public Schools

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Pushing it like their lives depended on it!

Do you still send your kids to public school? Why?

California has just enacted a new law requiring schools to deceive parents about their children’s “gender identity” (https://harbingersdaily.com/direct-assault-on-the-safety-of-children-california-gov-signs-first-of-its-kind-anti-parental-notification-bill/). Schools will not be allowed to notify the parents if a child is lured into the Transgender trap… and it’s the schools, and the teachers’ unions, who do the luring.

They want your child to be “transgender.”

They say they’re doing this to, um, “protect” children–

From their parents!

The Democrat legislature passed it, the Democrat governor signed it, and it’s now a law. Corrupt states enact corrupt laws.

What do these people have to do to you to wake you up?

‘Another Brilliant Idea! “Predictive Policing”‘ (2019)

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Wouldn’t it be great if government could toss you into prison before you committed any crime?

Well, they’re working on it!

Another Brilliant Idea! ‘Predictive Policing’

I have come to believe that government’s great mission is to enslave the human race. Our Founding Fathers tried to create a republic where every citizen would be safe from being devoured by the government–tried, and made a wonderful effort. But human greed, folly, vice, and wickedness continue to erode the structure that they left us in the Constitution.

Oh, if only crimes could be punished before they were committed!

Ta-dah! [Trumpet fanfare]

Artificial Intelligence says we can!

Bring out the guillotine.