The Slumbering Shump Awakens!

Maybe they went out to round up plastic forks.

Well, all right, maybe it’s not SloJo Biden personally getting involved in this. He may not be involved in anything. But his administration sure is wakin’ up!

What has set off their alarm bells? For what cause are they rolling up their sleeves and dusting off their brass knuckles?

Well, hmm, let’s see… War in Europe. War in the Middle East, threatening to break out all over. Massive inflation here at home. Nation’s borders erased. Cities crazy with crime…

None of the above.

The straw that stirs this drink is [trumpet fanfare]… plastic forks! Save The Planet from Plastic Forks! Nancy Pelosi tried in 2007, but it didn’t last. Ban them, ban them, ban them! Mobilize the resources of government to take plastic forks off the table by 2027 and then (this is for government employees and their lunchrooms) 2035. (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4256862/posts)

Sheesh. How many of these dwongs will be dead by 2035?

But as long as plastic forks are under control–really, what else matters?

The Good Guys Win One!

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Is it a college or a POW camp? Only “educators” know for sure.

Here’s what the board president at Bakersfield Community College, California (where else?), had to say about conservative members of the teaching staff:

“That’s why we put a rope on them and take them to the slaughterhouse.”

A conservative professor who was sacked and smeared for opinions falsely attributed to him by the leftids on the board has won a $2.4 million lawsuit against the college (https://www.campusreform.org/article/conservative-prof-wins-24-million-settlement-free-speech-lawsuit/26038). He had to agree not to keep his job, but after all this, why would he have wanted to? He’s now a millionaire.

The college settled because a bigger and more expensive lawsuit was in the works. It took five years to sort out this one.

Hey, fill in the blank and win a tinfoil hat! “I pay a fortune to send my kids to those Far Left crazy ‘colleges’ because _________.”

What the heck, they only hate you and fantasize about killing you. They call it higher education.

 

Oklahoma Schools Rebel Against Bible Teaching

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You’d think it’d go without saying that you can’t meaningfully understand the development of Western civilization and still ignore or deny the influence of the Bible.

The Oklahoma Superintendent of Schools, Ryan Walters, has directed that a Bible be provided to every school classroom, grades 5-12, as part of the study of the “core values and historical context of our country” (https://abcnews.go.com/US/new-oklahoma-bible-directive-faces-pushback-schools/story?id=112440099). For this he is now facing “an intense backlash” from “educators” and–of course!–the teachers’ union, the Oklahoma Education Assn.

A number of school districts have actively rebelled against it, claiming that they must show “neutrality and objectivity” in the study of religion. When was the last time you saw “educators” trot out neutrality and objectivity when it comes to teaching “gender” etc.?

This could easily find its way into the courts, but Mr. Walters seems untroubled by that possibility. Maybe today’s U.S. Supreme Court won’t be so eager to ban the Bible.

Christian America, hear this: the public schools and teachers’ unions are not your friends.

How many times do they have to prove it to you?

P.S.–Utah schools last year banned the Bible from elementary and middle schools on account of, so they said, “vulgarity and violence” in the text. A major portion of the Bible deals with history. Can you study history without acknowledging that there is vulgarity and violence in it? Or are they too busy trying to turn boys into girls and girls into boys to bother with any serious consideration of human history?

Now What?

Kamala Harris 2024 For President Red White & Blue Yard Sign with Metal H Stake

Visit supermarket: that’s done. Now it’s after 1:00.

I don’t particularly feel like writing politics today, but it’s distressing to see “Harris for President” lawn signs in my neighborhood. Have they never heard her talk? Have they never heard her cackle? She was yukking it up at a funeral a few days ago. Can they make sense out of anything she says?

It’s a fact that millions of Americans are going to vote for this babbling dindle. This is a mental landscape I care not to explore. You might not come out alive.

That she could even be imagined as president of anything is cause for serious concern.

‘They’ll Crack Down On… Weddings?’ (2020)

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Remember? He wanted to stop weddings!

[Back from physical therapy, now I have to go to the supermarket. And it’s as hot as blazes out there.]

Election Day is fast approaching. What new disease, what new pandemic, will the Democrats unleash against us this time? And last time, 2020–well, they thought they might take a crack at stopping weddings.

They’ll Crack Down on… Weddings?

We must never, never, NEVER forget what they did to us in 2020. If they’re able to do it again, all hope for us is lost: too stupid, too timid, to survive.

At least Cuomo’s out of the picture. That has to count for something.

‘Have They Finally Gone Too Far?’ (2020)

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“School officials” in Rutherford, Tennessee, wanted parents to sign a pledge not to “interfere” with the teaching of their children… ‘Cause the schools were closed for The Great Pandemic and the kiddies had to stay home and (ahem!) “learn online.”

Have They Finally Gone Too Far?

No, I’m not nostalgic for the masks and shutdowns. I’m re-running these pieces because guess what, it’s another election year–time for another Terrible Disease that leaves us no alternative but mail-in ballots! And guess who’ll win.

They got away with it in 2020. Can they get away with it again? Or have they got another fantastically dirty trick up their sleeves? How about mass terrorism here at home, necessitating the replacement of the polls with drop boxes?

Be assured of this: Democrats will kill America if that’s the only way they can own it.

Lest We Forget! (“Mindless ‘Rules’ Are Insulting” [2020])

Ballot Drop Boxes

Ready for the next Plandemic!

Oh, did they have fun with us in 2020! Mask mandates, The Jab, “social distancing”–and of course, OF COURSE!–mail-in voting, with drop boxes: guaranteed to elect Democrats.

Mindless ‘Rules’ Are Insulting

Have we learned our lesson? Will we let them do it to us again? OK, COVID’s done–time to reach for the bird flu, or whatever else they’ve got stashed away for an election year.

What’s there plan this time? Riots? More assassination attempts? Illegal aliens voting? We are sure there’s got to be something in the works. Democrats NEVER give up power.And there is NOTHING they won’t do to keep it.

It’s just a question of their boldness: How far are they willing to go?

God defend us.

 

Hoo Will ‘Be’ Kmaller’s Runing Mait??

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(And Hillery she can fly! wen no Ones loocking!!!)

‘Do We Want a Communist Vice President?’ (2020)

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Like two peas in a pod

Most of us probably don’t remember Karen Bass; but she was the one who was just narrowly nosed out by Kacklin’ Kamala for SloJo’s running mate.

Do We Want a Communist Vice President?

A genuine, out-and-out communist, with Red credentials as long as your arm: that’s what we almost put in the White House. Not that Kamala has been noticeably better.

Are there any normal people left in the Democrat Party? Crikey, it’s like looking for Bigfoot. If you’re out there, let us hear from you.

There is a limit to how much Democrat government our country can survive; and we are very close to it.

If the Town Won’t Fix the Potholes…

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Hardly a nice smooth ride, is it?

A man in the village of Lockland, Ohio, has been charged with criminal mischief for spraying orange paint around potholes on three streets in his neighborhood (https://www.fox19.com/2024/07/30/lockland-man-tired-waiting-pothole-repairs-facing-charges-after-painting-circles-around-them/).

He said he did it because he got tired of waiting for the town to fix the potholes. That’s all he has agreed to say about it.

Officials say that now they’re going to send out crews to fix the potholes. The resident’s action, though, was the same as spraying graffiti… they said.

It’s the local government’s responsibility to fix potholes. How long are residents expected to wait for them to do it? I once hit a pothole that ruined my transmission. It’s not like unfilled potholes are just a trivial annoyance.

And neither is a government that dawdles about fixing them. Government gets rather steamed at you if you dawdle about paying your taxes.