Maybe they went out to round up plastic forks.
Well, all right, maybe it’s not SloJo Biden personally getting involved in this. He may not be involved in anything. But his administration sure is wakin’ up!
What has set off their alarm bells? For what cause are they rolling up their sleeves and dusting off their brass knuckles?
Well, hmm, let’s see… War in Europe. War in the Middle East, threatening to break out all over. Massive inflation here at home. Nation’s borders erased. Cities crazy with crime…
None of the above.
The straw that stirs this drink is [trumpet fanfare]… plastic forks! Save The Planet from Plastic Forks! Nancy Pelosi tried in 2007, but it didn’t last. Ban them, ban them, ban them! Mobilize the resources of government to take plastic forks off the table by 2027 and then (this is for government employees and their lunchrooms) 2035. (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4256862/posts)
Sheesh. How many of these dwongs will be dead by 2035?
But as long as plastic forks are under control–really, what else matters?







