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Chelsea Clinton Stands Tall for Porn in School Libraries

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“What, me worry?”

Honk if you follow this argument, advanced by that sage of sages, Chelsea Clinton.

It’s B-A-D (!) to ban sexually explicit books from school libraries… because these books “help children to learn about themselves and our world” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/04/chelsea-clinton-says-banning-sexually-explicit-books-from-schools-is-harmful-to-children/). Therefor banning such books is… “harmful to children.”

The apple didn’t fall far from that tree, did it?

Don’t you get it yet? The only way to keep your children morally and psychologically safe is to keep them out of public schools. Far Left teachers’ unions and evil, addled “educators” are committed to corrupting children, any way they can. Pass all the laws you want–nothing is going to make these reprobates change their minds.

I wonder what Chelsea’s letting her children be “taught.” Maybe that’s one of those things it’s better not to know.

‘Say What???’ (2020)

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Is this the face that launched a thousand slips?

All liberals are geniuses, right? I mean, that’s what we’ve always been told.

Chelsea Clinton is a liberal; therefor Chelsea Clinton is a genius.

Say What???

Now, if you posit that liberals are not geniuses, but dolts, then the above-cited nooze story will make sense to you.

“Oh! If only my maternal grandmother had had access to Planned Parenthood!”

Stooooooo-pid!

No, Please! Not That! Not That!

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Oh, heaven help us! She comes back more times than the freakin’ Mummy.

I don’t want to believe this, but apparently it’s true: Apple TV is going to air a Hillary Clinton TV series called “Gutsy” (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4088203/posts). As an added inducement viewers will get Chelsea, too–the whole Clinton brain trust. Mother and daughter will interview women from the Far Left fringe and try to make them sound sane.

Would you watch this? What if it was the only way to save your life? (“I’m thinking, I’m thinking!” as Jack Benny used to say.) What if you had to watch it or else a swarm of mosquitoes would drink your blood dry? What if the only alternative was to watch that TV movie about Barack and Michelle Obama going on a date? (Really, I had no idea I could be that diabolical.)

Go ahead, Democrats. I dare you to run her for president again. I triple-dog dare you!

Satan’s Puppet Show

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Vatican Invites Abortion Advocate Chelsea Clinton [and New Age Leader Deepak Chopra] To Talk About 'Health' And The 'Soul'" - Lighthouse Trails Research Project

Do I smell brimstone?

I fully intended not to write up any nooze today, but this story below is so outrageous, so indistinguishable from really nasty satire, and so provoking, that I just can’t help myself.

Next month, as part of an sinternational [Let the typo stand!] Vatican health conference, the Red Pope, Francis I, will buddy up with…. (God, give me strength)…

Doc Fauci, abortion champ and all-around sage Chelsea Clinton, and New Age wally Deepak Chopra–

Wait, wait, stop! What is this–a PBS fund-raiser? April Fool’s was two weeks ago, you missed it!

No. Sorry. It’s true. The Pope, Chelsea Clinton, Deepak Chopra, along with Big Pharma CEOs and assorted celebrities, movie stars, rock stars, will all get together to discuss the interplay of “mind, body, and soul”–you win a tin-foil hat if you can manage to debase all three.

Really? This is a Bosch painting isn’t it? With some input from Dali. This can’t possibly be a Church function. Say it ain’t so, Joe!

I’m afraid it is, kid.

So the Pope is going to yoke himself up with the worldliest of the worldly, and God keep us well away from whatever furrow they might plow. Protect us, O Lord, for your name’s sake! In Jesus’ name, Amen.

‘The Liberal Chronicle of Narnia: “The Earth Priestess Brings Social Justice to the Workers”‘ (2016)

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Here I go again with archaic political notions. I just can’t help myself–can’t drum up even the tiniest flicker of desire to get woke.

Hey! What would you get if liberals rewrote C.S. Lewis’ Chronicles of Narnia?

You’d get a load of schiff like this.

The Liberal Chronicle of Narnia: ‘The Earth Priestess Brings Social Justice to the Workers’

It’s liberals, so of course the White Witch is the hero and everything bad is good, everything good is bad. That’s being with it! That’s being in tune with the times.

Proceeds from the sale of Earth Priestess will go to pay bail for rioters.

‘Chelsea Clinton: Genius?’ (2017)

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Relax, Chelsea! Honest Abe never wore his MAGA hat in public.

The worst thing about having a ruling class: you always wind up getting ruled by morons. Like Chelsea Clinton, obviously destined for great things which she won’t have to earn.

Chelsea Clinton: Genius?

In 2017 she was afraid Abraham Lincoln was supporting Donald Trump. Since then, she has become an adjunct professor of “health policy and management” at Columbia University (https://www.mailman.columbia.edu/people/our-faculty/cc3459). I have included the link because it would be only natural to think I was hoaxing you.

So now she’s lecturing America on coronavirus, and now we know how it feels to be lectured to by a fence-post. Man, the doors that open up to you, if you’ve got rich and famous parents who are really powerful and have a reputation for real unpleasantness if you don’t give them what they want!

Say What???

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(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip)

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of a president and a presidential candidate, is living proof that a hereditary presidency would be a terrible idea.

Now, she said this some years ago, and it blew up in her face; so naturally she has said it again, just recently.

Chelsea wishes her grandmother had had “access” to Planned Parenthood: “…[H]ow much I wish that my grandmother–my mom’s mom–had been able to go to a Planned Parenthood” (https://www.lifenews.com/2019/02/20/chelsea-clinton-complains-her-grandmother-did-not-have-access-to-planned-parenthood/).

Hold off on that honorary Mensa membership, folks.

Not surprisingly, the bizarre comment has again backfired on Chelsea. By the way, have you heard that liberals are, like, miles smarter than everybody else? Or so they tell us.

Chelsea has blamed “anti-choice people”–in regular English, “pro-life”–for twisting her meaning. Obviously she didn’t mean her momma, Hillary, shoulda been snuffed in the womb. No, no. Oh, wait a minute–about 95% of pregnant women who go to a Planned Parenthood facility get abortions. Maybe Chelsea’s grandma would’ve gone there to play dominoes. But the odds against anything but an abortion are mighty steep.

With any bad luck at all, we’re going to wind up with Chelsea in Congress one of these days.

Maybe if we repent real hard, things’ll turn out otherwise.

Chelsea: A Bigger Lib Fascist Than Her Mother

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Okay, you deplorables, listen up! This is what the Democrat Party is grooming to become our president.

Like all liberals, she considers any opinion but hers to be “not an opinion” and therefor not entitled to a hearing. She dismisses all opposition by the time-tested liberal expedient of name-calling. So if you’re not with her, you’re “xenophobic” (wanting to secure our country’s borders and preserve its character) and also homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, and everything else that her government must punish and eradicate.  P.S.–you are also a biggit. And she’s got to shut you down.

Whatever else you might think of Donald Trump, he’s not her.

Why do I even post this horrific video?

Because we must never forget what we’re up against–and never, ever let Democrats take power. Never, ever again.

Chelsea Clinton: Genius?

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No sooner do I post a wee bit of fiction for humorous effect that this item comes along and tops it.

Chelsea Clinton–already earmarked by some for high political office, like her parents, Bill and Hillary–saw a picture of Abraham Lincoln wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat and, it seems, got the willies over it, to the point of publicly asking if the image were photoshopped: the alternative being, it was real ( http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/03/dumb-brick-chelsea-clinton-wonders-lincoln-maga-hat-photoshopped/ ).

And you thought Joe Collidge was silly for being freaked out by The Fly.

Some deemed it necessary to reassure Chelsea that Lincoln did not actually support Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.

She is obviously destined for the U.S. Senate.